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According to the New York Post, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen wouldn’t let anyone talk to them, wouldn’t answer any questions, and wouldn’t sign anything but their new book.

And even then, they could only sign one copy per person. They also asked that there be absolutely no fan photography.

What a couple of trolls.

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OK! magazine is reporting that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a secret to obtaining their trollish smiles.

A source, who the magazine claims is close with the twins, dished, “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word “prune.”

A different source, also close to the girls, couldn’t confirm the prune story but says the twins’ smiles are important to them. “It could be true (that they say prune) but unfortunately I can’t say — they like to keep their personal lives personal. They do care about their smiles though. Mary-Kate has slightly thinner lips and more of a playful grin, while Ashley tends to go for a full-on pout. It has been the obv(ious) way to tell them apart for years.”

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Ever since seeing Ashley Olsen rockin’ the bushy brows and black cutout dress last week I can’t help but think she got the look from Elizabeth Hurley, circa 1994.

Hurley dropped jaws in the daring safety pin Versace dress at the premiere of her then boyfriend’s Hugh Grant’s film, Four Weddings and a Funeral. Ashley resembles Hurley all the way down to the eyebrows. The look certainly might be new for Ashley, but Elizabeth has been there and done that, sister!

Who owned it?

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Lindsay Lohan is crazy. We already know this. Plus, when you add an intoxicating substance of any kind, the craziness multiplies.

The reports have been trickling in this week of Lindsay’s NY weekend with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

From what sources are saying, Lindsay fell off the wagon like it was no big deal. Saturday while night Samantha worked at NY’s Hawaiian Tropic Zone Lindsay hung out behind the DJ booth in a VIP table - drinking Grey Goose/Red Bulls.

But the real action took place Friday night at the Beatrice Inn, where Ashley Olsen thought she would say hello to Samantha.

Lindsay, who has always been a super territorial bitch, wasn’t happy about Ashley talking to her woman so she went off on the pint-sized star.

A source told the NYP, “Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend!’ ”

Some reports have suggested that Ashley was trying to warn Sam to get away from crazy Linds, but I doubt that actually took place. Unless Ashley wanted to be on the receiving end of a beat down. Or maybe that’s why Lindsay blew a gasket?

Regardless, this is been about the only juicy news about Lohan in months. Is it bad for me to say “Hooray, the trainwreck is back!”?

(*Bonus - Check out Lindsay Ronson’s Facebook profile)

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Lindsay Lohan didn’t like Ashley Olsen chatting up her lesbian gal pal Samantha Ronson at that Hawaiian Tropic Zone gig this past Saturday. According to Page Six

“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend.’”

That’s the worst “Full House” burn I’ve ever heard. If you really want your Full House insult to sting, you need to incorporate characters from the show, like “Quit being such a Saggot” or “I wouldn’t fuck you with Uncle Joey’s dick.” BURRRN, baby!

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Lindsay Lohan didn’t like Ashley Olsen chatting up her lesbian gal pal Samantha Ronson at that Hawaiian Tropic Zone gig this past Saturday. According to Page Six

“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ ass away from my girlfriend.’”

That’s the worst “Full House” burn I’ve ever heard. If you really want your Full House insult to sting, you need to incorporate characters from the show, like “Quit being such a Saggot” or “I wouldn’t fuck you with Uncle Joey’s dick.” BURRRN, baby!

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The Olsen twins attended the wedding ceremony of stylist Estee Stanley this Saturday night in Los Angeles where Ashley Olsen was also a bridesmaid.

Mary-Kate and Ashley decided on wearing stark white masks to hide their identity from photographers.

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel, Tobey Maguire and wife, Eva Mendes, Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, and Rashida Jones also attended the nuptials but all were obviously overshadowed by the two monkeys running around in masks.

I love how they claim to want to be left alone but the attention they attract is tenfold when doing something ridiculous such as this.

It’s like the celebs who go to the convenience store and bring a big ass posse with them, or when they go anywhere for that matter. They raise such a stink about themselves, then are up in arms as to why everyone is hounding them.

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Kirsten Dunst, 1995

These cute little gals seemed so sweet and innocent way back when!

Lindsay Lohan - 1999, Jamie Lynn Spears - 2002, Alyssa Milano - 1986, Hilary Duff - 2002, Kimberly Stewart - 1997, Keri Russell - 1994 and the Olsen twins - 1998.

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If Pete Doherty’s nipples didn’t melt your panties earlier, ladies, allow me to present a little hot tongue-on-tongue Jared Leto/Ashely Olsen action. Us Weekly says

Ashley Olsen, 21, and Jared Leto, 36 — who dated briefly in 2005 — turned heads while holding hands at the Art of Elysium gala in L.A. on Jan. 12. “They looked like a couple and they were making out,” a witness tells Us.

Think “Ethran, warlock of the Coven of Rasehmen” sucking face with a 45-year old diabetic meth addict turned truck stop prostitute. Then punch yourself in the stomach a couple of times, shove a trout in your mouth and finish up with a thorough dusting cigarette butts and eyeliner. It’s pretty much the same thing as making out with the two of them, only minus the pussy emo soundtrack and the dead animal skins.

Ashely doing a little Sabbat shopping with the coven last month:

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Jared Leto and Ashley Olson were seen making out at a club earlier this week.  Ashley, who previously dated Leto when she was 19 (and he was 34) has recently been linked with cyclist Lance Armstrong.  What the hell?  Ashley Olson must love old saggy balls.  I’ve never found her sexy, I don’t know what everyone sees in her.  No ass.  No Boobs.  An attraction to Old Balls.  There’s nothing there for me…

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PETA has devoted an entire website to bashing the Olsen twins — cleverly deemed “Hairy-Kate” and “Trashley” Trollsen — for wearing fur. And because a whole website wasn’t enough, their “Trollsen” MySpace begins

Hi, we’re Hairy Kate and Trashley Trollsen, and like most trolls, we live under a bridge and wait for furry animals to walk by so we can skin them and wear them as hats. Because we’re celebrities, we don’t have to live by the same rules that ugly people like you do, and if we want to wrap ourselves up in someone else’s skin, or drape our bodies in the rotting remains of someone’s family, we totally can! And boy, do we ever.”

PETA’s other ideas included writing rhyming insults on Mary-Kate’s locker and tripping Ashley in the cafeteria after study hall. But Plan B was still pretty good, too!

Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Renaud Corlouer photoshoot: