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Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland trailer is here!

The film, set to be released next year, stars Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway, Alan Rickman, Helena Bonham Carter and Mia Wasikowska.

Alice in Wonderland will hit theaters March 5, 2010! Can’t wait!

More info: Alice in Wonderland at IMDB

UPDATE: Disney sucks, they removed the video..BOO!

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The first official publicity images for Tim Burton’s rendition of “Alice in Wonderland” hit USA Today yesterday, giving you a good look at what to expect when you travel down the rabbit hole once again in March 2010.

The new version will have Alice venturing back to Wonderland 10 years after she left, not remembering anything about this strange and unusual place. It will feature some live action, some CG animation, some motion capture, and 3-D.

Johnny Depp will appear as the Mad Hatter. Helena Bonham Carter will be the Red Queen, and Anne Hathaway and her giant mouth will collaborate together to play the White Queen.

I know that typically any bit of Johnny Depp news gets the ladies pretty excited, but, if you are getting moist with delight over the creepy image of him as the Mad Hatter, then you’ve got problems… serious, serious problems.

Except something dark and creepy and scary, as Wonderland was always intended to be.

[USA Today]

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The proceeds for the night went to benefit the Trevor Project, a crisis helpline for LGBT youth. Hathaway, 26, was embarrassed when her price kept going up. “I’m blushing,” Hathaway said during the bidding process. “Wow, I feel really good right now.”

And those were possibly the very last words that anyone heard from her.  Following the auction, she was taken out back where she was liquored up to oblivion and was found the next morning with an asshole big enough to dunk a basketball.  Just kidding, but it could have happened.

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Well not everyone has a bad weekend when one of us does, right?  For Anne Hathaway, it was a perfect time to boost self confidence by showing up to Wholefoods and dissing the ginger over at the vegetable section.  From the looks of her maniacal expression, I guess she sure told him.

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Anne, is that dress the best you could do?

Anne’s pretty boring, so let’s move on to the attention whore of the premiere, Alicia Arden.

I had to look this chick up to see who she is, and honestly, I still don’t really know.  All I know is that she thinks she is the star of the show.  Bitch is working that camera harder than a Hilton!

Let me just say “Hi, Alicia!” because I’m pretty sure she’s the type that Google Alerts herself..

Alicia proudly displays the latest in rhinoplasty, the “balltip” implant.  Heh.

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I have to admit, although Anne Hathaway isn’t on the top of my list of celebrities that I would allow into my bedroom, the photos of her for the premiere of her movie “Rachel Getting Married” makes me want to let bygones be bygones and at least slip her in near the last fifty.  I only say fifty because looking at her sometimes reminds me of something scary that I can’t quite put my finger on…it’s somewhere inbetween the Cheshire cat, the broadway musical Cats, and the Grinch that Stole Christmas.

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Anne Hathaway is going to be featured in the next new issue of Vanity Fair, not because of her spectacular acting career, but because of her relationship with slick ex Italian con man Rafaello Folieri who was arrested primarily by Anne’s father, shortly after she confessed her undying love for him.

“My boyfriend is incredible in a lot of ways,” Hathaway told Harper’s Bazaar, “One of the most untouted aphrodisiacs in the world is charity work. Seriously, you want a girl to be impressed, vaccinate some kids, build a house.”

This cookie has read too many romance novels while growing up.  I wouldn’t be surprised at all if all of this was one big elaborate role-playing fantasy she got everyone in on.  If it is, I promise you when her love of her life gets out of jail, they hump each others brains out, without rest, for about three days.  Yeah, go ahead with your “I’m trying to live my life without him” speech; it’s nothing but really good acting.

In the meantime, enjoy some pictures of the hopeless romantic at the “Rachel Getting Married” premiere in Venice.

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• Did Anne Hathaway turn her slimy ex-boyfriend into the FBI before breaking up with him? Raffaello Follieri has a sneaking suspicion that is the case. Hathaway broke up with the con man shortly before his arrest for screwing investors out of millions of dollars. A friend says, “It makes sense. She’s referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up. I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting [him] until she was out of the country.” Follieri claimed to work for the Vatican as the chief financial officer. He was able to purchase properties owned by the Catholic church at huge discounts. He faces up to 20 years in federal prison if convicted and is being held on $21 million bail.

• DMX has been arrested in Miami, Florida for the second time in a week. This time he was busted trying to buy $45 worth of cocaine and marijuana from an undercover officer who was taking part in a sting operation last Friday. He is currently being detained at Miami-Dade County jail. The rapper was also arrested the previous Monday (June 23) for driving without a valid license. He was later released on bail. The falling star’s legal troubles are stacking up against him. He was arrested in January for doing 114-mph on a freeway in Arizona, and in May he was charged with suspected drug possession and animal cruelty after raids on his Arizona home found evidence of both. DMX = Dumb Mutha X-er!

• Are Rosie O’Donell and wife Kelli Carpenter splitting up? The New York Post’s Cindy Adams is reporting that might be true. The couple were married on February 26th, 2004 in San Fransisco, adamantly defying George W. Bush’s stance on gay marriage. Rosie said after being married, “We were both inspired to come here after the sitting president made the vile and hateful comments he made. One thought ran through my mind on the plane out here – with liberty and justice for all.”  The couple have four children together. UPDATE: O’Donnell’s rep has laughed off the rumor saying, “Rosie thinks that Cindy Adams is a lesbian but she doesn’t know it yet . . She’s going to leave Kelli for Cindy Adams.”

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Steve Carell is hilarious and Anne Hathaway is hot and probably a tiger in bed (something I base solely on the fantasies in my head). That being said, Get Smart will probably be a kick ass movie. That’s it. I just thought I would share that.

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After four years together, actress Anne Hathaway finally dumped her swindling check-bouncing boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. The The Daily Mail offers this insight into the split:

Hathaway made the painful decision because of the effects his controversial business dealings could have on her career.

His charity Follieri Foundation, which funded vaccination programs in developing countries, was being investigated by the New York State Attorney General’s Office [for fraud]. Follieri was [also] sued by a former business associate for bouncing a $215,000 check [last year].

The real test is going to be her ability to remain immune to his attempts to win her back. That first (collect) call from prison; the bouquets of yellow roses (bought with a credit card opened in her name); the diamond necklace (purchased with the insurance money from those “debilitating injuries” he suffered in that “car crash” last summer). A girl’d practically have to be an impenetrable fortress to deny those kind of romantic gestures. Or at least not legally blind and functionally retarded.

Promo stills for Get Smart:

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Anne Hathaway sported an hideous fake orange tan yesterday on the set of her new movie “Bride Wars.” A legal squabble later erupted between the producers of the film and Paris Hilton, who claims exclusive rights to the colors Burnt Sienna, Vivid Tangerine, Raw Ochre, and Neon Carrot. Also something called the “Double Bubble Blowjob” and “felching.” Reps for either side were unavailable for comment.

With Kate Hudson on set:

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Anne Hathaway appears in her underwear for 2 seconds in the new Get Smart movie and the whole world is a buzz with excitement. Why? She already showed us the goods several times in “Havok” and “Brokeback Mountain”. Are we so depraved that we need to constantly see women in their underwear? Yes, here is a bigger version of the picture for your viewing pleasure.

BONUS! NSFW Clips of Anne in Havoc & Brokeback Mountain