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Here are some sweet, sweet photography of Anna Kournikova for the next issue of Maxim. After looking at her flat stomach, tight ass and supple breasts, someone has to make a law prohibiting Anna from wearing anything other than a bikini. It would be a crime to not constantly admire such an excellent body.

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“I’m not married, not pregnant, didn’t have a boob job, no Botox. What else?”

- Anna Kournikova gets tired of the same lame questions reporters ask her.

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Anna Kournikova is walking around New York in hooker boots. It’s a shame she really sucked at tennis, I would have liked to see her prancing around in those short skirts for a few more years. Oh well, that’s why we have YouTube! Enjoy!

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Check out some of today’s hottest babes (okay, minus Britney) as they appeared in 1998!

Hayden Panettiere at A Bug’s Life premiere in 1998. She was 9. Now don’t you feel like a perv?

A skanky 17 year-old Christina Aguilera

Angelina Jolie in her wilder days. at 23

Anna Kournikova, 17, with her Godiva hair

At Sweet 16, a sweet and innocent Britney Spears

Jessica Biel was also 16 and fresh faced

Lindsay Lohan was only 12 and had apple cheeks with a face full of freckles

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Anna Kournikova was spotted in a bikini with Enrique “Small Penis” Iglesias. I never understood what she saw in him. This is the guy who wanted to endorse his very own line of small penis condoms for guys who couldn’t fit into a regular condom. How she didn’t leave him right there is beyond me, but here she is. Several months later. Wasting her beautiful bikini body on a man who most likely has an extremely small penis. It makes me sick.

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Here are some pictures of Anna Kournikova in a bikini top and little shorts for you to look at while you sit at your computer thinking about how much you’d rather be at the beach looking a girls tanning but are too scared to leave your house….I guess you could also dream about how you always wanted to be Enrique because of his angelic voice and ability to be gayer that fucking bicycle shorts while still leading the public to believe he is slamming this Russian slag. I can only assume that any real man would never let the world know he sings the way Enrique sings for fear of being called a fag, I can also only assume that this motherfucker only sells records to the middle aged women and gay men because middle aged women like gay men and gay men like gay men. I can also assume that being born and named Enrique kinda type casts you as the cabana boy who is light on his feet and doesn’t really like wearing much more than spandex euro trash booty shorts speedos for everyone to see your package.

That doesn’t change the fact that everyone has had a thing for this Anna Kournikova whore for at least 10 years. I can only assume it is because of her athletic ability, at least that’s why Enrique is with her, I hear she’s in tight with all the pro tennis playing dudes like Serena Williams and hot chicks always attract men leading him to live out his homosexuality disguised as Male-Male-Female threesomes….

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I can remember in my younger days falling asleep with a picture of Anna Kournikova’s ass (possibly NSFW) clutched in my sweaty little fist. Like a toddler with a security blanket, I believed that Anna’s ass would somehow protect me from the plights and evils of the world. Plus, I liked masturbating to it. So, anyway, when I saw these pictures of the former athlete looking like Kate Bosworth’s less-healthy sister, the little girl inside of me wept. And by “little girl” I mean “my vagina,” and by “wept” I mean “sheathed the penis of a stranger.” Don’t you judge me. We all grieve in our own different ways, you know.

More of Anna doing her best Skeletor after the jump.