Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie “Inglourious Basterds” Premiere
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Inglourious Basterds” at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre.
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Aniston Vs. Jolie… I Thought This Was Over Like 3 Years Ago
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And the battle rages on, between Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie for the heart of Brad Pitt… wait a second… I thought this thing was over like 3 years ago. Brad Pitt picked Jolie, adopted like 37 kids, and became Brangelina, primarily because Bradiston sounds completely retarded. Well, the war continues, as Jennifer Aniston still has supporters that think she was robbed, and that apparently includes members of Brad’s own family.
According to Now! magazine, Brad’s mom Jane remains quite fond of his ex-girlfriend.
“Jane’s seen, first hand, how difficult Angelina is,” a source revealed. “She never comes to visit the family in Missouri and is always prickly on the rare occasions they have got together. Jennifer was the total opposite — charming, friendly and the perfect daughter-in-law. She always made time to be an active part of the family, whereas Angie just turns her nose up… (Jen and Jane) speak at least a couple of times a week and Jen never misses a birthday or special occasion.”
So Brad wound up picking the one his mom didn’t like…? That’s my boy. Well played, sir.
Why would Brad Pitt select the candidate that his mom is in love with, when he has a much hotter choice with tattoos of Billy Bob Thornton’s name on her and vials of blood hanging from her neck? Do I even really need to answer that?
And I can’t speak for Brad… well, actually I can, so I will…Jennifer Aniston was on FRIENDS and we can’t be with someone if we don’t respect what they do. She was in LEPRECHAUN though, which almost brought her back to respectability, but close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades… oh, and they tell me nuclear war, too, but I hope I’m not around to find that one out for myself.
[Now!]
Jon Voight Has Something To Say, So Everyone Shut Up
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When Jon Voight wants to be heard, you’d better make damn well sure you are listening. Not because he might have something important to say, but because he’s Jon Voight dammit. The guy got eaten and then regurgitated by a giant anaconda for cryin’ out loud. Yes, I realize it wasn’t a real snake, and it was only a movie, but it was pretty cool and epitomized the badassery of Jon Voight.
Us Magazine caught up with Jon Voight at the L.A. premiere of TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, where he relayed the similarities he sees between his beautiful daughter, Angelina Jolie, and Megan Fox.
“Well, they are both very beautiful women, and they are both sexy gals, you know… And they’re both in action pictures now,” he said. “We are all so different from one another that we can’t be compared – but they are very attractive girls.”
See… Jon Voight knows what he’s talking about. He’s been around the block a few times. He’s experienced life. He’s… did he just call his daughter sexy and attractive? He did, didn’t he? And he did it when comparing her to Megan Fox, too, huh? You don’t think… yep, probably. Jon Voight definitely wants to have sex with Angelina Jolie while Megan Fox stumbles upon the scene and decides to join in. I do, too. However, it isn’t as creepy when I think about it happening… while in line at Starbucks with my hands down my pants… because I’m not related to any of them.
Voight’s assessment goes against how Megan Fox feels, as she stated earlier in the month, “Because I have tattoos and dark hair and I was in an action movie? That’s as far as the similarities extend. I’m not the next anyone.” I think the comparisons go further than Megan Fox really will admit to, as beyond the tattoos and the dark hair and the action movie roles, there also is the fact that both have open invitations into my bed, both are tops on my desire-to-see-naked-in-person list, and both are likely to file restraining orders against me after reading this.
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The Real Reason Why Brad and Jen Split?
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In Star magazine’s latest issue, the gossip rag claims that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are furious with Jennifer Aniston’s recent Vogue interview.
Aniston was quoted as saying Angelina was “not cool” for saying she and Pitt fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith, while he was still married.
This particular cover strikes me as funny, and makes me envision the way the Pitt/Aniston phone call would go…
PITT: “Shuddup, Jen!”
ANISTON: “Brad, you’re not the boss of me!”
PITT: “Yeah huh! Am too!”
Anyhow, Star mag goes on to speculate that the real reason the couple split is that Jen didn’t trust Brad after a particular incident involving a beautiful party planner in 2003.
In late 2003 — before Brad started filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Angie — Brad left Jen behind while he went to a Vanity Fair party in Los Feliz, Calif. But he wasn’t alone for long. A source tells Star that Brad began chatting up a very sexy party planner, and then the two disappeared together. In fact, Jen’s best friend, Courteney Cox, even sent her husband, David Arquette, to look for Brad. When Brad finally came back to the party, “everyone was whispering about what had gone on between him and that girl.”
It was whispers like this that made Jen rethink starting a family with Brad, even though he was really pushing for it. “She held off on having kids because she wanted to wait until she was sure Brad wasn’t being unfaithful,” says the source. “But she could never regain that trust, and she just didn’t want to bring a child into that mess.”
I always did think that the absence of children in this couple’s relationship was what caused the split, but who knows? Maybe Pitt was gettin’ a little nookie on the side. He is only known as the sexiest guy in the world..
The real Hollywood mystery is no biological children between Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. They said for years that they couldn’t have children, so they adopted.
Then they split and both have (supposed) natural born babies almost immediately with their new spouses.
Am I missing something here?
Angelina Jolie is Human
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I used to be a big Angelina Jolie fan, but then she got HUGE overnight (after Gone in 60 Seconds/Tomb Raider) and next thing you know she’s like the rest of them.
A-list, designer dud wearing, red carpet strolling, husband stealing, multi-millionaire whose public image means more than their own personality. Long gone were the knives and blood vials and the general mystique that Angelina once possessed. It was the human side of her. What made her real. What made her unique.
Now that she’s Hollywood royalty we rarely get to see that side of her…even though I am sure it still exists.
When Angie broke down in tears at a London press conference yesterday while talking about her mother, I realized once again, ‘Hey, she is human after all.”
Jolie spoke of her latest film, The Changeling, and mentioned how it was difficult playing a mother in the film. The movie began shooting just after Marcheline Bertrand’s passing in January 2007.
She remembered her mother, saying,
“Her name was Marcheline, but we used to call her Marshmallow, as a joke, because she was just the softest, most gentle woman in the world.
She was really sweet and was never angry – she couldn’t swear to save her life. But when it came to her kids, she was really fierce and so this (film) is very much her, her story. She was the woman I related to, who had that elegance and strength for knowing what was right.”
Yay, Angie. You ARE still real.
Angelina Jolie Plans to Leave Hollywood for a While
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The thing that I was afraid of happening has begun. Angelina Jolie is telling press that she’s planning on backing out of the spotlight for a while.
With six kids to watch over, “Changeling” star Angelina Jolie told the BBC she plans to fade away from acting to spend more time raising her family, but she stopped short of pledging to quit her craft for good.
“I don’t plan to keep acting very long, I’m ready to do a few things now and fade away and get ready to be a grandma one day,” Jolie told the British broadcaster in an interview posted on the BBC website on Thursday.
This sounds like a serious case of a hot chick turning into a domestic broad, but I don’t blame her with all the kids that she has. I just hope she’s not going to end up doing a lot more dramas with her crying and being fully clothed… she can at least jog around Europe in a wet t-shirt every now and then.
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Jennifer Aniston on Today’s Oprah
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Oprah Winfrey interviewed Jennifer Aniston Wednesday, giving the actress an opportunity to explain the context of what she said about Angelina Jolie in Vogue.
Not only that, but Aniston opens up to Oprah about her love life, both past and present. They probably didn’t bring the wine back this time though..
Regarding the “What Angelina did was really uncool” statement, Jen tells Oprah that she was asked a question during the interview and just replied truthfully.
“I basically just answered it as honestly as I could,” she says.
She never bashes Angelina – or her ex for that matter. She prefers to take the high road.
In fact, she has nothing but nice things to say. Of Brad she says, “He’s done some amazing things in the last couple of years. So I just think he’s doing great.”
As for Angie, both she and Jen have movies opening on Christmas Day. Will there be any competition? Jen doesn’t think so. “We all want our movie to do well. Can we have a tie?”
Despite people thinking Jen is lost in her love life, she assures, it’s quite the opposite.
“I’ve been unbelievably lucky in love. It just might not look the way it’s supposed to look at this point.”
The episode airs today.
Published on November 13th, 2008
in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Interviews, Jennifer Aniston, Oprah Winfrey
Jennifer Aniston: “What Angelina Did Was Very Uncool”
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Jennifer Aniston finally opens up about her feelings on archrival Angelina Jolie, the woman who stole her husband of four years, Brad Pitt.
Jen graces the December issue of Vogue and dishes in an exclusive interview, finally talking about her feeling toward Angie.
Angelina and Brad met while filming the movie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, but have long denied that they had an affair while Aniston and Pitt were married. But Angie was recently quoted as saying she and Brad fell in love on the set of the film, leading to much speculation as to when the romance started.
Jen has never gone public about how she feels about Angie, but in the upcoming interview she finally lets loose.
She tells the magazine,
“There was stuff printed there that was definitely from a time when I was unaware that it was happening. I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss. That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”
You have to hand it to her. You can bet she has wanted to scream, rant and rave about Jolie’s man stealing (and denial of it) for ages now. How many women do you know who could keep quiet about it for that long?
And then there’s Angie, Hollywood’s Mother Teresa, who despite vowing for years to never steal a woman’s husband – because her father cheated on her mother – did exactly that. Not only did she do it, she denied doing it. And still denies it, even though we all know better.
Jen goes on in the interview to also discuss personal portions of her life such as the odd relationship with her parents, her new Beverly Hills home, and even a few tidbits on her love life.
Jen’s photo shoot is super chic, it was shot on Malibu Beach, and she is stunning in designer swimwear.
Published on November 11th, 2008
in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity Infidelity, Homewreckers, Jennifer Aniston, infidelity
Angelina Jolie in Vanity Fair
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Milk does a body good, right? First Angelina Jolie was on the cover of W making us want to swap places with her breast feeding babies, and just in case you missed it the first time, Angelina is giving you another glimpse at what you’ve been missing while she’s been stowed away in other countries.
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Angelina Jolie Breastfeeds in W Magazine
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Angelina is featured on the cover of W magazine in one of the many Brad Pitt porn private pictures he’s taken over at their temp digs in Germany. In the mag’s interview, she also gushes over touching moments and let’s us in on some of the things they keep to themselves.
“I think one of the life changing things that he did, one of many, is that I was absolutely never going to get pregnant. I never felt that it was the right thing to do,” Jolie, 33, tells W magazine, in an article featuring photos taken by Pitt of her breastfeeding.
“I suppose I just looked at him and loved him and just felt open to (getting pregnant),” she says.
and the most amusing part to me:
Angie had a hard time kicking her pregnancy diet of Hot Pockets, french fries and ice cream, but she has found the strength to go on with regular food deliveries from a Berlin department store.
Hot Pockets? People still eat those things? Fine dining capital of the world, FRANCE, and you choose hot pockets? I can understand a ham, cheese, and broccoli enclosed in a flaky crust can go a long way at lunch time when there’s nothing else in the freezer but…Angelina Jolie and hot pockets? Crazy pregnant ladies.
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