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Anderson Cooper Bachelorette Video

Anderson Cooper asked The Bachelorette’s Jillian Harris about who she “hooked up with” while filming the show.

Cooper was filling in for Regis Philbin onLive with Regis and Kelly, and after asking, “How many guys did you make-out with on the show?” Jillian pawned the question off to her fiance Ed Swiderski who answered stupidly, “It’s like anything, you get used to it.”

But then CNN’s Cooper took it a step further asking, “How many guys did you actually sleep with?”

And after gasping and freaking out a little, Jillian skirted the question but eventually replied, “I kissed 10 guys, but only 4 with tongue.”

Wow Anderson, that was ballsy to ask that! But c’mon, I have wondered the same thing with any of those “hookup” reality shows. Hell, I STILL want to know how many tramps Bret Michaels slept with on all those trashy Rock of Love shows!

[Video: CelebTV.com]

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“Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”

- Anderson Cooper referring to Ali Lohan on Live with Regis & Kelly

[OK]

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Shortly after being released from the hospital, Britney Spears was back up to her old tricks: driving around aimlessly, checking into hotels, and hanging out with Adnan Ghalib. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise! Britney’s daddy, however, was none too happy to learn about his daughter’s early exit from the psych ward. Page Six says

Jamie Spears is at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where daughter Britney holed up earlier in the day before leaving her car behind and driving away with Adnan Ghalib.An exhausted looking Jamie [wandered] the hallways with two burly security guards looking for Britney and clutching an envelope. The move came after he and wife Lynne Spears released a statement to CNN’s Anderson Cooper, expressing their frustration over Britney’s discharge from the UCLA medical center.

“As parents of an adult child in the throes of a mental health crisis, we were extremely disappointed this morning to learn that, over the recommendation of her treating psychiatrist, Britney was released from the hospital that could best care for her and keep her safe. We are deeply concerned about her safety and vulnerability, and we believe her life is presently at risk. We ask only that the court orders be enforced so that a tragedy may be averted.”

It’s just like that old saying goes — “you can take the crazy out of the hospital, but you can’t take the retard out of Britney Spears.” Have truer words ever been spoken?

Same old Britney:

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You just gotta love the competitive nature of the news networks in their almighty battle for ratings. Poor Ozzy Osbourne, who can barely stand up to urinate and once attended rehab under the impression there would be a bar, has been enlisted as a ratings tool by CNN. Newsanchor Anderson Cooper, who is apparently quite lenient in his definition of “celebrity newscaster,â€? brought Ozzy onto his program for an audition of sorts:

We have a finalist in our search for the Voice of 360. Ever since NBC hired Michael Douglas to introduce their nightly newscast, we have been auditioning people as well. It’s been an epic search, spanning the world, utilizing the full global resources of CNN.

Meanwhile, the notion of Ozzy Osbourne, the prince of fucking darkness, as a mainstream cable news anchor has sent some hardcore borderline psychotic Ozzy fans into a panic. They seek to bring him back from the abyss with emphatic pleas such as the following characterization found on Ozzy’s website fan forum:

Don’t do it Ozzy! CNN is a criminal organization. CNN helped place the images of a plane on the WTC videos on 9/11. CNN participated in mass murder. NO PLANES HIT THE TOWERS. It was a lie orchestrated in part by CNN. Watch ‘September Clues’ at [url omitted] and look at the video analysis at [url omitted]. 9/11 was a CNN/NBC/ABC/CBS/FOX job!

How darling! Check out the video of Ozzy’s so-called audition here.

Source: agentbedhead.com

Gee, it must be a lonely and sad day for Tom Cruise, since his name stands out as a glaringly obvious omission within Out magazine’s 50 Most Powerful Gays list.

See what happens when you turn into a freak, Tom?

XOXOXO, The Agent

P.S. Anderson Cooper slides in at the #2 spot, which leads one to believe the gay mainstream has accepted him. Congrats to the Coop.

Source: agentbedhead.com

Poor Pete Doherty. While girlfriend Kate Moss has the distinct honour of being sculpted as a bendy Aphrodite, he gets jabbed with the proverbial needle. East End London artist Tracey Moberly has been artistically inspired to create a Victorian-style cross-stitch sampler by an alleged text message from Pete Doherty. This text message reportedly read, “Eels slip down a treat,” which one would think was a result of some extra special quaaludes on Pete’s end of the message, but apparently the message was actually in reference to jellied eels.

“He (Doherty) was trying to teach me how to eat them, and to me it tasted like cold, wet, dead dog and I couldn’t even hold them in my mouth,” she said.

She later received the text from him, and is turning it into a sampler because its “slight sexual innuendo” fits the theme of the next instalment of a series of exhibitions called Text-Me-Up-Sex, Drugs & Rock ‘n’ Roll.

Upon completion, the exhibition will contain art based on every text message sent to Moberly, who apparently aims to immortalize the “disposable medium” of texting:

“It’s like they (text messages) are such a throwaway medium, but the words can be meaningful and deep,” said Ms Moberly, who said she had kept every text message she had been sent since 1998.

Meaningful? Oh, yeah, because eels swim deep in the ocean or something, but not because the message was from Pete Doherty.

Perhaps texting is an English affinity, for the most prolific texting that I’ve ever encountered was sitting next to Miss Silk in the backseat of Miss Leadfoot’s SUV. Silk can quite possibly text messages on her cellphone as fast as she can type on a regular keyboard. She admitted to holding a 500 message limit on her monthly phone bill while we prayed that we wouldn’t end up in the Guadalupe River. Yet I digress.

At any rate, Pete Doherty should be proud to have his eel-oriented text message preserved in all its cross-stiched glory. This artist chick may have lost her mind, but it certainly is less fucked up than tattooing Anderson Cooper onto one’s leg.

Source: BBC News

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In a scene ultimately cut from Pulp Fiction, Uma Thurman’s character made a surprisingly lucid declaration:

“Beatles people can like Elvis. And Elvis people can like the Beatles. But nobody likes them both equally. Somewhere you have to make a choice. And that choice tells me who you are.”

I feel similarly about one’s preference towards newscasters. Some people are Anderson Cooper people, and some people are Shepard Smith people. Even though it’s an established fact that Shep could totally kick Anderson’s ass, the intensity of Anderson’s gaze is completely irresistable to yours truly.

Moderation certainly is key as a newscaster groupie, but such restraint isn’t something that Tanya Paulin specializes as a bona fide Anderson Cooper’s devotee. His face is tattooed on her left calf.

“Paulin says Cooper is ‘obviously nice to look at, he’s serious when he does the news and you can tell it’s emotionally hitting him. He’s not just telling you the story, he’s feeling the story.”‘

According to Paulin, when Anderson learned of her permanent tribute to him, “he sent her a message saying he was honored.” After which, he immediately hauled his gay ass to the courthouse and acquired a restraining order against the insane bitch.

Source: Gawker

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Crappy ratings and alleged integrity aside, who would win in a fistfight?

(This poll is now closed for voting.)