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Amy Winehouse was reportedly admitted to a hospital once again after suffering a seizure while taking medications/drugs with alcohol.

Her spokesperson claimed it was simply, “a bad reaction to the combination of medication she has currently been prescribed”.

Yeah, yeah, prescription meds, my ass.

On the contrary, a friend of Amy’s told The Sun that Ms. Winehouse and Blake got into a huge argument on the phone and that Amy immediately went on a 24-hour bender.

The source said, “They had a screaming row. She was beside herself after the call - and she just totally lost it. It didn’t stop until she was on the floor on Sunday. She has ended up in hospital a few times after similar drink and drugs related seizures. If she carries on, one of these incidents will be her last.”

One of these days Amy just isn’t going to wake up. That scrawny little malnourished body can only take so much more..

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According to News of the World, sources close to Amy Winehouse say that the singer has confirmed that she and her husband have split for good.

Amy has admitted that Blake has fallen for German model Sophie Schandorff. If you recall, Sophie was the one who mouthed “I love you” to Blake during one of his court appearances.

The sources say that the junkie couple’s marriage was based purely on sex and drugs. Now that they have been part for months it seems they have nothing to fall back on.

Amy and Blake reportedly had wild and dirty threesomes, sometimes involving  “real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn’t mention in a newspaper.”

Blake was released from jail and entered a rehabilitation center immediately. His wife has not been to see him since his release.

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For those of you that have been missing the lovely face of Amy Winehouse, then you guys are in luck.  When she’s not boozing at the local bar, or passing out in alleyways, Winehorse likes to enjoy semi-normal foods in the comfort of her own home. At the peak of her ripeness, you can practically smell the cheese off the toast, and the liquor that sweats out of her armpits.  Take it in and appreciate it, because after you close this browser, that smell is going to be with you all day.

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The latest Amy Winehouse pics show the scrawny, dirty yet talented singer looking a little more coherent than she normally does.

Amy had a little fun with the paps when she opened her front door and chatted with them while letting them photograph her.

Although she still rocked the usual filthy fingernails, she did appear to have gained some weight and her rashes seem to be clearing up.

Her eyes seemed clear and she was without the ratty beehive and black ‘wingtip’ eye makeup.

Then in true Winehouse craziness she offered the photographers some melted cheese toast. I guess you can bet she doesn’t cook anything but crack..

Later in the afternoon Amy stepped out to meet friends for a few drinks. She took down some shots then headed back home.

A pretty tame day for Ms. Winehouse. Maybe she really is cleaning up..?

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Amy Winehouse’s hubby was released from jail earlier today after serving 12 months behind bars.

But Blake Incarcerated didn’t go home to his wife, he headed straight for rehab, as part of his release agreement. In fact, Amy didn’t even greet her husband, she opted to stay home instead.

Daily Mail reports that Blake had a chipped tooth (aren’t they all chipped/rotted?) and fresh red scratches down his arms, but was all smiles.

Meanwhile, paparazzi took these lovely photos of Amy, and it makes me wonder if they have a stick and poke her with it like a wild animal.

She always looks like they are taunting her, just to get a shot. Then they call her crazy because she reacts like that, and everyone buys it, because hey, it’s Amy Winehouse.

I could be wrong though. Maybe she is just crazy. Crazy and crack don’t go so well together..

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Is it just a good photograph, or is Amy Winehouse really looking better than she has in ages?

Her skin looks clear, her makeup is fresh and she looks like she has gained a little weight!

I would sure love to see this girl make an amazing comeback, I really would. But with her hubby getting out of the clink soon, I’m afraid they will be up to their 4 a.m. crack fueled fights - just like old times..

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Cindy Crawford went to a Halloween party as Amy Winehouse this weekend, and she nailed it.

Dressing up as Amy is so much fun!

Cindy even did the ‘faux-caine’ under the nose as I have suggested in the ‘perfect Amy Winehouse costume’ post I did a couple weeks back.

I am, however, amazed at all of the people out there who don’t know who Amy is. I wore the costume this weekend and even had one person think I was Wilma. Another thought Peggy Bundy.

Cindy looks great though, and eerliy enough, makes Amy Winehouse look hot!

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Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital with what looks to be another chest infection.

Winehouse was diagnosed with emphysema last June.

Doctors scanned Amy’s chest and found that she does not have the disease again, but she is having similar symptoms.

Her doctor spoke with the British media, saying,

“Amy is in hospital being checked out for a chest infection. She is not back in rehab. She should be fine and is expected to return home soon.”

After her emphysema diagnosis, Amy’s father, Mitch, told reporters, “Doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it will kill her.”

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I am pretty sure that if there is a way to get high - Amy Winehouse has tried it. And when you have exhausted all other avenues, you invent new ways to ingest the drugs.

After all, you really need to give the track marks and bloody nose a break every once in awhile..

Winehouse recently purchased a cotton candy maker and was anxious to show it off to friends during a party. That’s when Winehouse’s junkie pal, Mik Whitnall (Babyshambles] thought it would be funny to throw some cocaine into the sugary mixture used to make the pink candy. I’m guessing the idea came to him during a totally sober moment.

Whitnall let Amy eat some of the concoction before telling her what he had done.

When she found out, she of course thought it was hysterical and now makes all of her cotton candy laced with a little blow.

Circus candy on crack. When snorting and shooting just don’t do it anymore..

I’m sure the Grim Reaper is on standby.

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Last Halloween I really wanted to go as Amy Winehouse, but then one thing led to another and I never got around to getting the right props.

So I decided not to dress up. But then lo and behold, I ended up needing a costume for a last minute party. I grabbed a paper bag and went to work. I cutout two holes for eyes then went to my fridge and pulled out the butter.

Yes, butter.

I unwrapped a few cubes and took the wrappers, labeled, ‘BUTTER’, and applied one to each side of the paper bag. And that was it. I was a Butter Face.

Anyhow, I guess what my point is, that had to be the lamest costume ever, even though it did garner some laughs.  But for someone like me who LOVES Halloween, it was a pretty disappointing year. This year I plan on making up for lost time.

This year I am ready to take on Winehouse.

Apparently so are a lot of other people because the Amy Winehouse ‘Rehab’ wig is already sold out everywhere.  Thank goodness I got mine early, they are fetching at least twice what I paid on eBay now. If you can’t find a Winehouse wig, you can make one pretty easily.

Essential items for the perfect Amy Winehouse costume:

1. A black wig with a high-as-the-sky beehive. Adorn wig with either a big red flower, heart that says ‘Blake’, or a colored scarf or bandana.

2. Wife beater, cut-off jeans and flats - OR - mini dress with wide belt and pumps.

3. Tattoos! Have a friend draw them on you, or just get some fake tats to stick all over your arms. Don’t forget the ‘Blake’ pocket tattoo on the chest!

4. The eyeliner, duh!

5. Jewelry should include large, hoop earrings and a few of chains around the neck.

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I dug through some pics on Flickr and found these random Winehouse costumes. There are some great ideas here!

This is about the cleanest, most simple, yet dead-on Amy Winehouse I have seen. Lucky for her, she already looks a bit like Amy, and even has the super slender bod too. The only thing she could have done better was the shoes. A simple pair of ballet flats or pumps would have topped it off perfecly.

This one is great on so many levels! Perfecty replicated tattoos, perfect outfit, and the perfect Blake! The blood is a great idea too..

Don’t forget your ‘faux-caine’!

Big, small, male or female, anyone can be a Winehouse!

Remember, the more you drink, the more believable you are!

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Egad, talk about the walking dead. This girl looks like she isn’t knocking, but pounding on death’s door.

And damnit too, I love, love , love her music and think she is one of the most talented women of our time. Sadly, she is really good at being a junkie as well.

Her skin looks like the skin of an old woman!  And it’s so pale.  How much can that thin little body take?  I am surprised she isn’t dead yet.  I think a year ago I said she’d be dead in a year, but somehow she’s kept on going.  Going through her short life all tweaked out when she could be traveling the world, enjoying her wealth and fame, and living like a queen.

It’s so sad. Such a waste.

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Within hours of her latest performance at the Rock in Seine festival in France, Amy Winehouse cancels claiming that she was too sick to pull her lazy ass out of bed.  Not coming as a real surprise, since she canceled the same show last year, organizers might be looking for some legal action.

Her spokesman Chris Goodman told People, “It’s nothing serious. It’s just a normal illness—she hasn’t visited a hospital or anything like that. She’s at home in bed, just unable to sing.”

Yeah, we know the deal, she was probably too busy snorting her weight in fairy dust to care to make it to that silly show.  But you have to admit they should have saw that coming, or at least knew that if she did show up, she was going to use her projectile vomit super powers to forecast light showers for everyone in the front row.

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