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What would you do for a Klondike bar?  Well, what about Alyssa Milano?  For one troubled soul who has more than an innocent crush on this cutie, they would walk well over five-hundred miles.

Alyssa Milano has filed a request for a temporary restraining order against a man she has classified as an “obsessed and mentally unstable fan” who was featured in a recent documentary where he declared himself to be proudly “overobsessed”…according to court documents obtained by E! News.

His most recent attempt to get into Milano’s home, according to signed declarations included in the filing, was on Nov. 16, when he was confronted by her agent, David Bugliari from Creative Artists Agency, and her uncle, Mitch Carp.

According to their accounts, Turner told Carp and Bugliari that he was a friend of the family, and admitted to them that he had “bypassed around the guard gate and hiked through the woods,” and then “climbed over the fence” to get to her house.

I could only imagine the lengths that stalkers like these would go through just to get a glimpse of one of their stalkee’s toenails.  If anyone was to exploit them for a spin-off of fear factor or survivor, that would be a public display of stupidity that I would definitely watch and enjoy.

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Alyssa Milano decided to help out regular guys out by giving them some useless facts they may have not known about women.  Here are a few of her gems:

Women produce half the world’s food but own only 1 percent of its farmland. So we’re fine with you picking up the tab. And after about three thousand dinners at Nobu, we should be even.

You may be surprised to know that women were responsible for inventing all of the following: the circular saw, the signal flare, the space suit, the bulletproof vest, and the windshield wiper

Thanks Alyssa.  Space suits and Saws are fine, but only a man could invent something as important as the Egg McMuffin.  Egg, Cheese, and a muffin.  It’s simple and yet so complex.  God Bless this man.

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Kirsten Dunst, 1995

These cute little gals seemed so sweet and innocent way back when!

Lindsay Lohan - 1999, Jamie Lynn Spears - 2002, Alyssa Milano - 1986, Hilary Duff - 2002, Kimberly Stewart - 1997, Keri Russell - 1994 and the Olsen twins - 1998.

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You all know how much I love digging up old celebrity photos.

Here are some pics that are sure to please. As you can see, back in the 80’s and through part of the 90’s it was all about the hair!

I love this picture of Jennifer Aniston. Could she look any dumpier? Who let her leave the house like that! Nice mom jeans!

R to L: Alyssa Milano, Courtney Love, Candy & Tori Spelling and Cindy Crawford

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In an era with so much porn and so many fucking sluts, I am surprised that I am posting a picture of some slut in a push up bra, but I am anyway. There’s something that reminds me of a middle aged jewish man in these pictures and I am not sure what it is, maybe it is the Seinfeld pants. Speaking of jews, I linked up a make-up company last week for free make-up for my stepdaughter and they emailed me back saying they couldn’t deliver. This is what I wrote to them:

Dear Make-Up Company Rep,

I told my stepdaughter that I got her a gift, I missed her birthday last year and spend all my money on lottery tickets and whiskey so I was excited about this free package. I was trying to redeem myself and work my way into her heart because I heard that winning over her heart leaves me one step away from her vagina. When she turns 18, I am totally planning on stuffin’ her like thanksgiving turkey and this make-up kit was my ticket. I guess I’ll just have to get roofies like I always do.

If you can’t pull through it’s fine. It will break her heart but it’s not a big deal…I guess we all have to learn that Santa doesn’t exist sometime. Unless you are jewish in which case Santa never really did exist.

Just remember, you are the biggest cockblock I have ever met and I hate you.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

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When Alyssa Milano goes to a baseball game, you can be sure that there will be some action… in men’s pants. Don’t let the dental retainer distract you from the boobies.

More pics after the jump.

Alyssa: I’ll call you later, ok? Someone is staring at my boobs and it’s starting to piss me off.