Steve Guttenberg Jogs Through Central Park With His Penis Exposed

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Ok, joke or no joke, this is FOUL. Steve Guttenberg (Police Academy, Dancing with the Stars) is caught on film running through Central Park with no pants on.

With his penis dangling and hopping around as he jogs and stretches, Guttenberg puts a show on for cameras. I’m sure this is some kind of sick prank, a desperate and disgusting cry for attention, but damn, no one wants to see that crap.

At the end of the video Gutenberg tells the cameraman, “I just run, I run every day. I got to get going. I actually have a meeting.”

A meeting with ‘Sick Bastards With No Careers Anonymous’, perhaps?

Aren’t people who do this sort of thing arrested and charged as sexual predators for indecent liberties?

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Published on November 5th, 2008 in All Washed Up, Bizarre, Steve Guttenberg, That's Gross, WTF

Tara Reid: “I’ll Work When the Writer’s Strike is Over”

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Tara Reid thinks that the reason she isn’t working is because the writer’s strike is still in effect.

Hey, no one ever said this girl was the sharpest crayon in the box.

Before speaking to the folks at Fox News last week Miss Reid must have tossed a couple back or smoked a fattie, because what she said made no sense.

“I totally plan to go back into acting once the strike stops. The economy is so bad right now that people are afraid to put money back into acting. Even the shows that seem new, they really shot six months ago. So when it’s all back up again, I will go back into it. That’s my heart.”

Awhhh, isn’t that sweet? Tara actually thinks she still has a career! Heh.

And how is it actually possible for her to not know that the strike was over? Probably because no one told her. Why should they, she wouldn’t be working either way!

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Published on October 13th, 2008 in All Washed Up, Celebs in Bikinis, Dumb Bitches, Funny, Funny Shit, Tara Reid

Yay, Vanilla Ice Doesn’t Matter Anymore

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Thank gawd Vanilla Ice’s career went down the shitter as quickly as it did.

As you can imagine, he was an absolute nightmare to work with while on top of the charts, and I’m sure he still is, he just doesn’t have any clout anymore.

While opening for Vanilla back in 1991, Alanis Morissette, then a virtual nobody, says that she wasn’t even allowed to look him in the eye when in his presence.

She told Virgin Radio,

“I was instructed not to look him in the eye and that was my first experience of honoring someone’s privacy to the point where you look away when they come near you. I thought, ‘Wow, I didn’t think that actually existed!’”

Nowadays, the laughingstock of the rap industry begs for people to notice him. Funny how things change. Can you imagine what a fricking monster this guy would be if people actually paid attention to him?

Anyone remember Jim Carrey as Vanilla Ice on “In Living Color”?  I had to post it, because not only is that one of my favorite shows of all time, Jim did a great job of mocking Vanilla.  A classic!



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Published on September 2nd, 2008 in 80s, Alanis Morissette, All Washed Up, Celebrity Egos, Vanilla Ice, egos

A Midsummer Night’s Dream Party at the Palms Pool, Vegas 8/16

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Did anyone hit up the ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’ Pool Party at the Palms in Vegas this weekend?

Costumes and/or masks were required and tickets went for $225.

A few people that you might know showed up for the bash.

Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, who was pretty much A-list when it came to the other ‘celebrity’ attendees.  She showed up in a sort of Little Bo Peep costume with a tiara. I don’t think she came as anything, I think she just wanted to look, well, like she should be standing on top of a cake..

Brandy M. from Rock of Love was there, remember her infamous puking scene?  Bitch did a pretty good job keeping the vomit inside of her mouth with that Little Dutch Boy/finger in the dyke thing she did. Anyhow, I think she went as the female Bret Michaels..

Ian Ziering, who says he will not star in the new 90210 because it “is a step backwards,â€? also attended the party.  It looks like he put about as much effort into his costume as he does his career.

The there is Seth Binzer, a.k.a. Shifty Shellshock, whose 34th birthday is next Saturday.  This former lead singer of Crazy Town disappeared while filming the follow-up to VH1’s Celebrity Rehab (Sober Living).  It is assumed he took the money he had made from the production and split to buy drugs with it.  It is unknown whether he ever made it back to finish the show - but it’s doubtful.  Looks like he is back to his old, crackhead ways again.  I’m sure he and his posse reserved a poolside cabana where they could get their gack on.

And what did you do this weekend?

Published on August 18th, 2008 in All Washed Up, Party Time, Rock of Love, Vegas

Sneak Peek at Pamela Anderson’s New Reality Show

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Pamela Anderson’s new E! reality series, Old Loose Tramp Girl on the Loose premieres on August 3rd.


Brigitte Nielsen Has Multiple Cosmetic Surgeries on Live TV

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We always knew Brigitte Nielsen was crazy, but her latest stunt is by far one of her most uncanny!

Brigitte underwent a complete body makeover as two million Germans tuned in on primetime television.

Sylvester Stallone’s ex had liposuction performed on her thighs, her eyes were Botoxed and her breasts were toned down to a smaller size.

But that’s not where it ends.

More installments of “From Old to New; Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic” are set to air as she undergoes extensive dental work and other cosmetic enhancements.

Brigitte boasted, “I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating [room]. I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again.”

One of Brigitte’s goals is to be Playboy ready when she is completed with her transformation. The actress graced the cover of the men’s mag nearly 20 years ago and she is determined to do it again.

She adds that her other intention for doing this is to show that Hollywood celebs don’t look the way they do because of good genes.

“The secrecy in Hollywood is annoying. You can see that the stars do not age naturally. It’s not right that the fans, the normal women, are lied to. I’m getting a complete renewal: facelift, eyelift, fat injections in my face, liposuction, a breast lift and I need new teeth.”brgi


No One Wants to Work With Lindsay Lohan

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Last March I told you about the film Lindsay Lohan had reportedly signed on for about Charles Manson and his cult followers called, The Manson Girls.

Lohan was to be paid $75,000 for the role, extremely low for industry standards.  Well, as it turns out,  she won’t be starring in the film after all.  Why, you say?  Because nobody wants to work with her!

The film was set to start filming in Los Angeles in early July, and Lohan was to play Nancy Pitman, a surfer girl who was fascinated by Manson.  However, when casting for the film, agents couldn’t find a single actress who would share the bill with Lohan!  Even some of the  guys refused to work with her.

Ouch.  Kind of shows you where she is at in her career, and it’s not a good place..

So, in order to get more big name actors/actresses for the film, producers have booted the bitch from the movie!  Sorry about your luck, Lindzs.   You’re box-office poison!

Published on May 9th, 2008 in All Washed Up, Lindsay Lohan, Movies

Pop Another Pill, Paula!

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Once again, Paula Abdul is loaded on American Idol…shocking, I know.

Geeze, someone get this bitch into rehab! She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the wall!

TMZ is also reporting that Ms. Abdul was seen enjoying at least one martini at lunch, around 1pm. Remember, all martinis are doubles..at the minimum. So mix that with a Vicodin or two and BAM! Numb as f*ck.

Cameras caught up with Abdul outside the restaurant, which had a big ol’ “Happy Hour’ sign out front. Paula was wearing sunglasses and chewing gum - probably hide her fire breath, and was a little unstable on her feet. This was four hours before taping for American Idol was to begin.

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BREAKING NEWS: Wesley Snipes Sentenced to Three Years Prison for Tax Evasion!

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Wesley Snipes was sentenced to three years prison in Florida today on tax evasion charges after a jury found him guilty in February.

Snipes failed to pay taxes for three years resulting in the government claiming he owed nearly $3 million dollars. However, his attorneys claim that he owes only $228,000.

His lawyers requested that U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges limit their client’s sentence in a hearing this morning. They thought he should get no prison time and no fine. Instead, he received the maximum penalty.

Snipes was acquitted of three other similar misdemeanors as well as two felony charges of tax fraud and conspiracy.


Gary Busey’s Eviction Notice

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Gary Busey is being evicted from his Malibu home, but he isn’t going down without a fight.

The owner of the home claims that Busey owes $50,000 in back rent, but the actor is claiming that he has refused to pay up due to there being “unclean air conditioning vents” which are causing him health problems.

But wait a minute, Gary Busey does not own his own home? Oh Gary, Gary, Gary. I feel bad for the guy. He might be a little soft in the head, but I love him. He’s such a trainwreck, but he means no harm!

Anyhow an eviction notice was posted on his home yesterday. Busey will make an appearance on “Access Hollywood” tonight, explaining his side of the story.

Published on April 18th, 2008 in All Washed Up, Celebrity Homes, Gary Busey

Brett Michaels: Still No Rock of Love in His Life?

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After the finale of Rock of Love 2 Sunday night we are all left to wonder: Did Bret Michaels truly find his ‘Rock of Love‘ this season?

Last years winner Jess didn’t have a connection whatsoever with Bret and it was revealed at the reunion show that the two never saw one another after taping ended. Was it the same with Ambre?

The Associated Press interviewed Bret and asked him these things as well as a few other interesting tidbits about the show and himself. And yes, they talk about the hair!! Check out the interview along with my translations of what Bret is really saying. Heh.

AP: Is this just a show for entertainment, or did you really go into this thinking that you were going to find true love?

Michaels: I said this from day one: I went into this to have fun and maybe find someone to like. True love is not going to be found instantly on a TV show. That is only for scripted shows. Scripted reality, they give someone a show. It is the reason “Rock of Love” has been the No. 1 show. It has been kept as real as possible. Anyone thinking they are going into a TV show finding love, they might find someone that they like and eventually learn to like them more. I think finding true love, I never went in with that intent.

(Spicy’s translation: No. Just hoping for a little publicity, a couple BJs and maybe a good lay.)

AP: Did you find true love this time?

Michaels: I found someone who is really nice and cool and gets rock ‘n’ roll. We can see where it goes from here.

(Spicy’s translation: No true love, but I am gittin’ some..)

AP: Do you feel that doing a reality show hurts your credibility as a rocker?

Michaels: I am a rock star/musician who has had, with a lot hard work, a continuous and long career with or without reality TV. When I went in and they came after me when I was going to do “Rock of Love,” they gave me this novelty concept. They were trying to go back to ‘86. I lived ‘86. I loved ‘86, but I live in 2006/2007. I love my spandex and cowboy boots from ‘87. I thought it was fantastic. (But) I didn’t want my show to be a novelty. I have generations of fans. I think the show has been a plus for this reason: it has exposed my solo act. It has exposed that this is really me.

(Spicy’s translation: Nope, because I haven’t been a recognized as a credible rocker in twenty years.)

AP: What are the most important lessons you learned from being in a house with a bunch of women?

Michaels: One good lesson that I have learned is patience. Even if you are not listening, act like you are listening. Even if you are in the background watching ESPN, listen or pretend to be listening. If you are going to use the same nice charm and jokes, try not to take three women on a date at the same time so that each of them does not know you’re using it.

(Spicy’s translation: Lie your ass off.)

AP: Isn’t it every man’s dream to date three women at once?

Michaels: The date is the dream because it looks good for your image. However, saying lines while the other ones can hear it and then turning to another and saying the same line is not a smart move.

(Spicy’s translation: Yes, but not on this show.)

AP: Did you get overwhelmed dating three women at once?

Michaels: No, I was thinking it was actually awesome. It is a lot like the tour bus. It is like backstage. I had years to prepare me for the show.

(Spicy’s translation: I want everyone to know I still have a tour bus and groupies backstage!!)

AP: On the first season, you picked Jess. The relationship did not work out. What went wrong?

Michaels: No one explains to you in the world of reality TV that when you are done, you spend five or six months a part. This is told to you at the end of the show. You get done — there are months where you can’t be traveling and doing stuff (together) because they don’t want anyone to take a picture of you. If I get out at LAX, they have the TMZ people there. If someone gets a picture of you on vacation together with a cell phone, it’s over.

(Spicy’s translation: Helloooo TMZ, are you reading this? You can catch me at LAX!)

AP: Did you have a conversation with Jess about breaking up?

Michaels: When she came back from the show, she was cold as ice and angry. I put her on the spot. I said, “Listen, if it is for show, why would I be inviting you to dinner?” At the reunion, they never showed this, but I said, “How long have you been with your boyfriend?” Her boyfriend and her sell shirts in Chicago. Maybe you should ask her who is for show. I thought she was a pretty girl and intelligent and funny. All the other girls told me she has a boyfriend who sells shirts in Chicago and that was the shirt she was wearing the whole show.

(Spicy’s translation: I’m good at twisting things.)

AP: How difficult is it to find out the truth about these women?

Michaels: Therein is the challenge — getting to the bottom of what the truth is. You know if anyone goes on a date it is the face of a stranger. The true colors (eventually) come out. I am what I am. I tell them, “I play flag football with my friends on the weekends. I like to race motorbikes. I have muscle cars.” I am not saying change is bad. You can look and see what I have been doing for the last 20 years.

(Spicy’s translation: Me, me, me….!!)

AP: Will there be a “Rock of Love 3″?

Michaels: I don’t know … We are looking to do a show called “Bret Michaels Big Rock Road Show” which is just rockers gone wild on the road. I never say never. Right now I am not mentally there. I am having fun doing it and I am thankful to the fans that made the show number one. The girls made the show great.

(Spicy’s translation: As soon as possible.)

AP: What are you hiding under that bandanna?

Michaels: My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer. I do the show without it on all the time and they wont film me. They are like, “Put your bandanna back on. It is your image.” It is my signature thing.

(Spicy’s translation: Liver spots.)


Mindless Entertainment and Bret Michaels Sued for Damages to ‘Rock of Love’ Mansion

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Bret Michaels has been added to a lawsuit filed by the owner of the $9M Rock of Love mansion, who is claiming Michaels and Mindless Entertainment Inc. broke their contract.

The VH1 reality show was shot in the mansion last winter and owner Ray Sahranavard says that during that time $380,000 worth of damage was done to his home which is located in Encino, CA.

Sahranavard is also claiming that Mindless Entertainment told him that they purchased an additional $3M in liability insurance in case anything was damaged. The company is refuting those claims.

The alleged damage includes holes in the walls and ceilings, all doors were removed, lawn and outdoor plants had died, and almost the entire inside of the house had been repainted.

Producers tried to talk their way out any responsibility for damages claiming that Bret was not monitored 24/7 and that they have no control of what happened during the times he wasn’t. So basically, they blamed him, leading him to be added to the lawsuit.

The home owner is claiming fraud, negligence and negligent misrepresentation. He is also accusing Michaels of intentional destruction of property.