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Alicia Keys’ Indonesian concert just slapped on the patch.

Philip Morris International, the original sponsor of the Grammy winner’s gig in Jakarta tonight, pulled down all its promotional billboards and posters after the singer spoke out against the tobacco company’s sponsorship of her show.

Keys was clued in to the company’s aggressive sponsorship—featuring the logo and slogans for the brand’s A Mild cigarettes—by the Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids.

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Hayden Panettiere looks great as usual, but the skirt makes her legs look so short!

Someone just keeps getting fatter and uglier!

The uber-emo Fall Out Boy

Alicia Keys is sexy and curvaceous

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I didn’t watch the American Music Awards because they are a waste of fucking time, even though every acceptance speech is about how shit changes lives, but unfortunately my life wasn’t one of those lives changed today, because I don’t own a TV, but if I did, I’d be living the fuckin’ dream and I am pretty sure I’d be watching scrambled porn, not because I like porn, but because distorted blue and green sex scenes excite me more than Dick Clark’s bullshit award show.

I tried getting someone in LA to crash red carpet for this event for stepTV, but I have no real pull, I couldn’t get press access and security’s a bitch, not to mention the dude I know in LA doesn’t have a camera and can barely speak english, but it still would have been better coverage than the actually award show, but that’s just like comparing a hot girl to some fat one night stand you once brought home when drunk because she was willing and you are an opportunist who doesn’t turn down a girl when she offers you creampie, unfortunately when you got back to her place, you realized that by creampie bitch actually meant a cream pie and you sat there eating whip cream and watching reruns of Seinfeld, because that’s all that was on at 4 am, until you sobered up and had to peace the fuck out because you realized that her elastic waistband on her sweat pants wasn’t something that could really get you off and for the record stepTV is that fat chick because it’s lower quality but makes for a better fuckin’ story.

I am recovering from binge drinking like a sorority girl during Homecoming week, and I don’t remember all that much of the last two nights, but I do know I laughed a lot so if you’re lucky I’ll bring some of that to you here, it happens sometimes, just not in this post.

Here are the arrival pictures from the AMAs.

Beyonce’s Got Some Insane Cleavage Going On….I Guess Someone’s Been Eating Her Fried Chicken

Alicia Keys Did Some Choreographed Dance Routine I Didn’t Understand

Amanda Bynes Got Some Fucking Legs

Ashley Tisdale is Hot Right Now, Like a Busted Old Pick-Up Truck In Your Front Lawn on a Hot Summer’s Day…

Avril Lavigne Dressed Like an Academy Award, If Academy Awards Had Stupid Hair

Some Carrie Underwood Wearing Curtains

Jennie Garth Dancing With Her Old Face…Which She Thinks is a Star…But Really Isn’t

Rihanna in Some Halloween Costume Shit Still Lookin’ Hot…

Vanessa Hudgens Because We’ve All Seen Her Naked and I Like to Show Love To Bitches Who Get Naked….

Fergie because Her Body is Too Good to be a Man

Nicole Scherzinger Because Her Dress Reminds Me of This Retarded Kids Art Project But Less Attractive….

Kellie Pickler Because We Like to Support Her Fake Tits

Miley Cyrus Because She’s Jailbait and has the Coolest Fuckin’ Father to Ever Grace the Radio With His Fucking Annoying Song….

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Jessica Alba and Alicia keys were recently on MTV’s TRL and Jessica was flaunting her terrible dressing attire. I’m not quite sure if she’s trying to look like a good little school girl or if she decided to “Go Green,” by reusing clothing she found at the Salvation Army clothing bin. Whatever the case, the only thing I could be quite sure of is how big Alica Keys’s arms are. You can’t mess with a girl like that because she’d be able to put you through a wall. Not me through a wall, but you through a wall. I mean, nobody could put me through a wall – have you seen what I look like? I’m pretty much stronger than that dude who holds up the world on his back. Not sure what his name is but I’m pretty sure he was a pretty strong guy and I’m stronger.

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Tommy Lee wants to apologize to Alicia Keys for his scuffle involving Kid Rock at the MTV VMAs. Apparently the fight between the two broke out during her performance.

Lee explained his side of the story on his website:

“Here I am minding my own, having a great time with my friend Criss Angel and watching the MTV awards in the front row… Pamela comes and sits on my lap, who I love and adore… I get a tap on the shoulder form Kid Pebble. I stand up and embrace him with a semi-hug and say, ‘Hey dude, what up?’ He punches me in the face…more like a bitch slap! Anyway, I go to knock this jealous no-career havin’ country bumpkin the f**k out… and before I can have a meeting with my fist and his ugly-ass mug, security guards at the Palms grab me and haul my ass outta the award show threatening me that if I move they’ll break my arm.

Anyway… I would like to apologise to Alicia and… MTV for the disrespectful bulls**t caused by a piece of s**t called Kid Pebble!”

Ok, my bad for initially thinking Tommy may have started this one. I was wrong. It was just so hard picking between the two morons!

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