Dina and Ali Lohan at the 8th Annual Animal Fair Magazine “Canine Comedy” Halloween Pet Costume Party

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Published on October 28th, 2008 in Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan

Music Manager Has No Interest in Managing the Lohan’s

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Johnny Wright, whose company manages the careers of Justin Timberlake, Janet Jackson and other huge stars, says it is not true that he has offered to help out Ali Lohan and her failing musical career.

Wright is quashing rumors that he wants to work with Ali, and even made a statement to the New York Post’s Page Six stating so.

“Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali’s music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.

“Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company’s roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others.”

Obviously this guy has a reputation to uphold and wants to make it clear that he has no involvement with the Lohan’s and their crappy careers. Can you blame him?

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Published on October 6th, 2008 in Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, Music

Lindsay Not Happy With Sick Bastards Discussing Ali’s Boob Size

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For once in my life I’m going to have to say that I agree with Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay ranted on her MySpace celebrity blog about certain gossip rags and bloggers who are saying that little Ali Lohan looks like she got a boob job.

She wrote:

ARE THEY REAL?????

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town (
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL

I love the boob job rumors. I say that sarcastically because any bitch can wear a push-up bra, water bra, or wtf ever and look like they had a boob job.

How many times have bloggers asked, “Did Paris Hilton get a boob job?” No you dumb f**kers, you just have nothing better to write about!

Same goes for Ali. I mean, please. This girl is 14 years old and still developing. Why are you sick f**ks even looking at her tits? She’s a fricking kid, you assholes.

Published on August 14th, 2008 in Ali Lohan, Celebrity Siblings, Fun Bags, Lindsay Lohan, Siblings, funbags

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Anderson Cooper

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“Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”

- Anderson Cooper referring to Ali Lohan on Live with Regis & Kelly

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Published on August 6th, 2008 in Ali Lohan, Anderson Cooper, Celebrity Quotes

Is This the New ‘Living Lohan’ Promo?

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If you heard Ali Lohan’s new single, chances are you know what an annoying, mass manufactured song it is.

Well now, here’s the equally crappy video to go along with it.

Clips of Ali in the recording studio, Ali singing, Dina Lohan is scattered throughout the video . . . I could swear this is a promo for Dina’s reality series lovechild, Living Lohan.

Yes, it’s that bad.

Published on July 29th, 2008 in Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Music

Michael Lohan: “Yes, Lindsay and Samantha are a Couple!”

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Even though Lindsay Lohan’s mother and sister deny that she is romantically involved with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay’s blabbermouth father, Michael, has no problems outing his famous daughter.

Michael spoke with Usmagazine.com about the lesbian relationship between Lindsay and Sam. He says, “it’s evident to anyone with half a brain.”

Even though he was so eager to publicly announce his daughter’s sexuality, he says that it’s something he really doesn’t want to know about. “Just like the Marilyn Monroe spread, Linds is my daughter and there are just some things a father doesn’t want to see or hear, regardless of whether they are true or false.”

Michael also used the opportunity to slam Lindsay’s mother, Dina, saying she exploits her children and that the family has basically gone to hell since their split. He says, “Maybe her mother’s life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn’t. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don’t deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us. But since the separation, look at everything that has happened!”

So, did I hear that right? He’s not into exploiting his children, but yet he continually runs to tabloids to spill the family’s personal business. Dina and Michael are both equally nuts! And as you know, crazy + crazy = Lindsay Lohan!

Yes, the relationship is obvious, but for Michael to out his daughter just goes to show you how classless this family is.


Dina and Ali Lohan Still Promoting Their Reality Show

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Dina Lohan and daughter Ali are still out pimpin’ their upcoming reality show, Living Lohan.

Although I can’t stand Dina, I’ll be watching. I love to hate her, I suppose. And Ali, well, I can’t get over how much she reminds me of her sister, except Lindsay looked and seemed a lot younger at 14-years-old than Ali does. Ali is 14 going on 30! At least Lindsay didn’t look 30 until she was like, 17.

Published on May 21st, 2008 in Ali Lohan, Dina Lohan, Lindsay Lohan, Reality TV Shows

Ali Lohan Was Bullied in School

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Ali Lohan was the target of bullying in school by a group of girls.

Little Lohan recently spoke with People magazine about the situation and she explained, “A little while ago a couple of girls in school made up a video of me and put it up on YouTube. They used disgusting words. Like if my mom ever heard me say that stuff, I’d be grounded for life! They’re disgusting kids. I got really aggravated.”

She also got some sweet revenge once school officials were notified of the video. The 14 year-olds were suspended from school. But Ali doesn’t have to deal with those horrible teen years in school anymore. She is home-schooled these days as she tries to jump-start her career.

She adds that she doesn’t miss attending school or the social problems that come with it. “You learn so much more – it’s just hard to focus when girls are giving you problems. No one’s talking about you behind your back. It’s definitely easier.”

Ali says that she doesn’t think that because she is Lohan that she is being singled out. She believes it happens to all teen girls, because at that age they can be especially vicious.

“I don’t think it’s just because of my sister and who she is. I think it happens to all the other girls out there, because girls are just mean. It doesn’t happen with guys. When I asked [my little brother] Cody, he was like, ‘No, Guys don’t care!’ “

Published on May 20th, 2008 in Ali Lohan, Celebrity Victims

Another ‘Living Lohan’ Preview

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Oh boy. I can see exactly where this show is headed.

Although Dina Lohan claims the new reality series is for the benefit of her daughter Ali’s career, me thinks it’s going to be purely self-serving.

Dina’s acting skills will be put to the test. Acting like the concerned Mother of the Year that she claims to be. Now we can see where Lindsay gets her (lack of) talent.


‘Living Lohan’ Preview

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It’s kind of creepy. Ali Lohan is like Lindsay a few years ago, and Dina is like Lindsay in, well…about five years from now.


Ali Lohan Undergoes Plastic Surgery

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Lindsay Lohan’s kid sister Ali really wants to be like her big sis. Although she’s only fourteen years old, Ali’s already gone under the knife, possibly on more than one occasion. Compare the above picture of her at the age of twelve and the picture of her taken two weeks ago. Sure, she’s still developing, but the way I remember it, hormones don’t make your lips bigger and your nose smaller. Nine MSN reports

Ali has made some big changes to her looks in an attempt to rival her older sister’s — her lips plumped with collagen, her freckles bleached away, and… contact lenses which change her brown eyes blue. There’s also been ongoing speculation that the teenager had a nose job last year.

If she wants to emulate Lindsay so badly, there are a lot less painful ways to do it. Replacing her toothbrush with a penis, for example. Switching from decaf to penis. Getting eight hours of penis a night. Instead of lip injections and a nose job, all Ali really needs is Fleet Week in New York and carton of Rough Riders.

One more before and after after the jump

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Published on March 27th, 2008 in Ali Lohan, Gossip, Lindsay Lohan, Plastic Surgery, collagen, nose job

Ali Lohan’s just getting started

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Yup.  That’s Lindsay Lohan’s younger sister there.  She’s 14 and already all made up and on the red carpet.  It’s only a matter of time that she fulfills her own plans of becoming just like her sister.  I can’t even begin to write something bad about a 14 year old, but it’s so obvious she’s morphing into a Lindsay clone.  So essentially in 4 years, we can enjoy Lindsay Lohan bikini pics like they’re brand new!

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Published on March 12th, 2008 in Ali Lohan