Celebrity Quote of the Day - Alex Rodriguez

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“We’re friends – that’s it. I can tell you this. I have never been on a plane with her.” “

- Alex Rodriguez’s response when asked if there is romance between he and Madonna.

Liar, liar! Dick on fire!

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Published on December 5th, 2008 in Alex Rodriguez, Celebrity Quotes

Madonna and Alex Rodriguez, Hot and Heavy

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Although it was rumored that Alex Rodriguez would not be spending Thanksgiving Day with his ex-wife and children, he managed to squeeze in some time with family before running off to be Madonna’s sex thing.

The new couple spent Thanksgiving evening and night together, and the next day A-Rod attended Madonna’s Miami concert. During the show, the Yankees playboy handed Madge a water bottle from his first row seat.

This weekend the couple traveled to Mexico City where Madonna performed and Alex helped inaugurate a new sports stadium. He also spent two hours teaching children to bat.

If anyone knows wood, it would be him. Heh.

At the event, Rodriguez told the crowd, “It’s a pleasure to talk about baseball, to talk about the importance of keeping children off the streets, out of drugs and out of all the bad things that there are in this life.”

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Published on December 1st, 2008 in Alex Rodriguez, Celebrity Hook Ups, Madonna, hookups

A-Rod Wants His Gristle This Thanksgiving

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Alex Rodriguez will not be spending time with his children this Thansgiving, because he has other priorities in mind. Like hosting a dinner party at his NY condo for Madonna, her manager and her children.

Yes really.

And Dill-Rod’s ex-wife Cynthia is not happy about it either. According to Access Hollywood (via the NYP), Cynthia vented to a friend in an email saying,

“My 6-foot-3, 220-pound soul-less, soon-to-be ex-husband is abandoning his kids on Thanksgiving to be with Madonna. She called and he ran on her command back to New York City . . . Gross!”

The recipient of the email added that Cynthia also described 50-year-old Madonna in “not so nice terms”.

Vadge Hag Madge. Ok, I named her that, but I am sure it was something equivalent!

The Rodriguez children will spend this Turkey Day without a father. Natasha is 4, and little baby Ella, who will be celebrating her first Thanksgiving, is 7 months old.

[photo: NYStadiumInsider.com]

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Published on November 25th, 2008 in Alex Rodriguez, Assholes, Celebrity Exes, Madonna, exes

Is Madonna Using Kids to Take Jabs at Guy Ritchie?

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Ouch. Talk about a slap in the face..

Yesterday while at the Chelsea Piers Gym with his mother and sister Lourdes, little Rocco Ritchie was spotted wearing a NY Yankees shirt. It’s kind of sad, because it’s not like he knows any better.

As you know, Madonna and NY Yankee, Alex Rodriguez, have been having an affair while the material girl was still married to Rocco’s father.

Whether or not the kids will be raised in London or New York remains to be seen.  There are rumors going both ways with stories of Madonna staying in London and others claiming she will raise the children in New York City.

I am pretty sure Madonna is going to be living in New York. C’mon, it doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out.

Kids, schmids…her soon-to-be-cheating asshole boyfriend lives there. Of course she’ll be residing there.

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Published on October 21st, 2008 in Alex Rodriguez, Celebrity Divorce, Madonna, Rocco Ritchie, divorce

Madge and A-Rod Dine in NYC

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Madonna and Alex Rodriguez had dinner together last Tuesday night in NYC.

They sat in a dark corner in the back, no doubt.

The couple have caused much controversy this past year regarding their marriages. Both Alex and Madonna were surrounded by divorce rumors at the beginning of the year, and now that Alex and wife Cynthia have split, I bet it’s only a matter of time before Madonna and Guy do the same thing.

These two will get together, bang the hell out of each other for a year or so, then cool off as fast as they heated up..

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Published on October 3rd, 2008 in Alex Rodriguez, Celebrity Infidelity, Madonna, infidelity

A-Rod’s Trying to Protect His Bank Account

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New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez wants his original pre-nupital agreement with wife Cynthia to stand in their divorce battle, the New York Daily News reports.

The 33-year-old, who is the highest-paid player in baseball with a $275 million contact, says in new papers being filed in Florida today that his marriage is “irretrievably broken” but he wants accusations he cheated to be removed from the court record.

Rodriguez argues that claims by his wife that he “emotionally abandoned his wife and children” and carried on “extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct” are “immaterial and impertinent and should be stricken.”

Cynthia is seeking to maintain her “high standard of living” through alimony and child support as well as their $12 million estate and “equitable distribution” of all assets.

Rodriguez’s filing states Cynthia is a “loving and nurturing mother” and he pledges to pay “reasonable and bona fide expenses” per a co-parenting agreement for daughters Natasha, 3, and Ella, 3 months.

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Published on July 31st, 2008 in Alex Rodriguez

Madonna & A-Rod Sex Video?

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A cameraman is claiming that he has a sex tape of Madonna and Alex Rodriguez.

The man says that the footage was taped with a hidden camera in the apartment that the couple used for their sex romps.

The apartment is owned by a Kabbalah friend of Madge’s and was reportedly shot two months ago.

The man who claims to have the video says that once he found out the pair were meeting there, he installed a secret camera that he aimed at the couch.

Apparently the two were caught getting down and dirty.

However, if his claims are true, he may be at risk of facing criminal charges.

One legal expert stated,

“If footage was obtained in this way it would be an outrageous invasion of privacy. But more than that he would not have had his friend’s consent to install the camera and must have entered the apartment without approval to hide it. That is burglary. He would be prima facie guilty of voyeurism. Instead of making a million he’d be going to jail for a few years.”

Madonna still claims that she and Rodriguez are merely friends.

Published on July 21st, 2008 in Alex Rodriguez, Celebrity Sex, Madonna, Sex Tapes, hookups

Stripper Tells of Sex Romps With A-Rod

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Candice Houlihan, 32, an erotic dancer, is probably just one of the many women Alex Rodriguez bedded while married to his estranged wife Cynthia.

She’s now coming forward to tell-all about their sexual rendezvous because, well, she’s a stripper, and those bitches will do anything for cold hard cash and a little attention.

Candice says that A-Rod is extremely talented in bed. In fact, she gushes so much about it it makes you wonder if he’s paying her off to say it all!

“If it’s true Madonna has sampled Alex’s charms, then she’ll know what I mean when I say she’s a lucky lady. And if not then I can tell her he is the most amazing lover she’ll ever have and she should give it a whirl. I know she’s very sexually experienced but I bet even she hasn’t experienced anything like Alex before.”

“What he can do to satisfy a woman is amazing, he’s very gifted in that department. The two nights I shared with him were magical and given half the chance I would do it again in a heartbeat—even though I felt bad when I found out about his wife. In that way he’s just like any other guy.”

Yeah, I’m sure she felt bad. She felt so bad that she was compelled to tell the world about it.

Hooker.

Candice says she met A-Rod at a game between the Yankees and the Boston Red Sox. He was checking her out while warming up and she was probably acting like a total groupie, hovering around the players in some teeny outfit or something.

Anyhow he told her that he’d like to meet her after the game for a drink (we all know what that means) and she agreed. She adds that she was shocked when he actually showed up. The two downed tequila shots and drank Sex on the Beach cocktails.

“He sat right next to me and for about an hour we talked non-stop. It was clear he was interested in me and I was definitely interested in him. Alex asked if my friend, her boyfriend and I wanted to go back to his hotel for some drinks. In the back of the taxi he kissed me for the first time—and I knew then what else was on the cards.”

The other couple only stayed a short while. I’m sure they got the hint.

“As soon as the door shut behind them Alex smiled at me, picked me up with his huge muscly arms and threw me over his shoulder. I felt like the luckiest girl alive. He is so strong and easily carried me into his bedroom area and gently put me down on the bed and began taking off his clothes. Then he slipped off my short denim mini skirt and hot pink sweater so we were both naked. We had the most amazing sex for about two hours. Alex was a very generous lover and he knew there was more than one person to satisfy. We were pretty creative too and did it in loads of positions.”

Candice says that when Alex left the following morning that he kissed her and took her number with him.

She claims she didn’t know Alex’s wife was pregnant (like it would have mattered) until she Googled Alex later that day. Regardless, she says she doesn’t regret what she did. And obviously so because a few months later she screwed him again.

This time she says they had sex twice and then he bailed on her, saying he had an early game the following day.

“So I got dressed, gathered my stuff and left and I have not heard from him since. I knew what it was all about and I have no problem with that. I was not looking for anything more. I knew he had a wife and that we could take this no further, that was just the way it was. But I think her divorcing him is the smart thing to do. A leopard never changes his spots.”

She’s a whore and she’s proud!

I’m sure there will be more strippers/sluts coming forward about their sexual escapades with Alex. That homeboy got around. Where’s his pack of lovechildren? Betcha there’s a clan of them!


Taunting A-Rod

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A couple of Red Sox fans looking to give Alex Rodriguez a hard time at a Yankees/Red Sox game on Sunday ended up having the plan backfire on them.

They made up some “heads-on-sticks” with Madonna’s face on some and Lenny Kravitz’s face on the others.

However security at Yankee Stadium confiscated the masks and destroyed them.

A-Rod went on to have a great game, tying Mickey Mantle’s 13th place on the career home run list with his 536th home run. New York won the game in 10 innings, 5-4.


Alex Rodriguez’s Wife to File for Divorce

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Cynthia Rodriguez is set to file for divorce from husband of six years, Alex Rodriguez.

Her attorney, Earle Lilly, confirmed that she will be filing papers in Miami this morning.

She says, “I’m sure you’ve heard rumors of the relationship he’s had with Madonna - that’s the straw that broke the camel’s back. She’s been fighting these terrible, demonic problems for two years and they don’t go away.”

Cynthia is claiming “total emotional abandonment” and believes that her husband’s late night visits to Madonna’s New York apartment are pretty good proof that he has been messing around.

“Call it an affair, call it a relationship, [she's put] up and tolerated his misconduct.”

Rodriguez was also photographed spending time with a stripper in three different cities last year, and anyone who knows the guy knows what a skirt chaser he is..

Lilly adds, “You’re not going to see a lot of other relationships named. The papers are designed not to be horrible, vitriolic, or create negative feelings, but just to put it out on the table and get this lady through a very troubled period in her life.”

A-Rod is reportedly worth nearly a billion dollars and owns multiple homes. The couple do have a pre-nuptial agreement, which Lilly is reviewing.

Not only has he been sneaking around, but he has also failed to spend any time with his infant daughter who was born on April 21st. Apparently he has only seen her once in the past few weeks. Multiple sources claim that within minutes of the baby being born Alex left the hospital and jetted over to Madonna’s.

Fricking dad of the year..

Lilly says that the mother of two is devastated by the events leading up to her decision to leave her husband.

“Cynthia is a Greek Orthodox lady, brought up in a Greek Orthodox household. She doesn’t believe in divorce. She’s devastated, she’s hurt, she’s a little angry. He’s a multi-million dollar baseball player, but that doesn’t make any difference when there are two little kids at home and no husband. His activities - despite the fact that he’s a very prominent baseball player - don’t make him a successful parent or husband.”

Sources are saying that Madonna has got Alex into Kabbalah and has been obsessed with her for some time, going into a trance-like state when her videos came on while working out in the gym.

Meanwhile, Cynthia spent some time away from home with her good friend Lenny Kravitz (supposedly platonic..yeah, right) in Paris and returned to her home in Miami this weekend.


Is A-Rod Slippin’ It to Madonna!?

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So no wonder Madonna went to a NY Yankee game . . I thought that was weird.

Apparently Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have totally hooked up at her Central Park West apartment. Both parties are married. And it’s not happened once . . but multiple times in recent days.

A source told Us Weekly that Alex has been seen sneaking out of her building “as late as midnight.” And that, “All the doormen are talking.”

Poor Guy Ritchie just landed in NY yesterday, probably hoping to see his wife and kids and ta-da! He’s stepping into this huge pile almost immediately. I bet he won’t be in NY long.

Madonna attended a Yankee game on June 22nd and sat in A-Rod’s seats. Alex attended her concert in NYC on April 30th - I’m sure his seats were pretty good, too.

Madonna even bought her son Rocco, 7, some Yankees gear that he was seen rocking in Central Park last week. Ouch . . looking back, that one will sting daddy.

Rodriguez is known for being a total douchebag when it comes to women. I have told you all in the past that while working as a bartender we had to deal with him up here in Seattle. He’s a total man-whore! I cannot stand this asshole. I’ll just say that I was happy when Texas, then NY took him.

Fellow dickhead Jose Canseco (who also stuck it to Madge) said in his book that he “hates [A-Rod's] guts,” because he hit on his wife. Not surprising. A-Rod hits on everyone!

I thought for sure after Alex was caught running around with a stripper behind his wife’s back that she would dump his sorry ass - but no. She’s not too smart, obviously. She not only took him back, she got pregnant, again, and had another kid.

Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice shame on me.

Will Cynthia Rodriguez take him back, again? Will Madge and A-Rod become an item or will it be a fling? What will become of the divorce? The kids?

Egad.

Seems like a lot of hassle for a piece of trim.


Is A-Rod Slippin’ It to Madonna!?

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So no wonder Madonna went to a NY Yankee game . . I thought that was weird.

Apparently Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have totally hooked up at her Central Park West apartment. Both parties are married. And it’s not happened once . . but multiple times in recent days.

A source told Us Weekly that Madge has been seen sneaking out of her building “as late as midnight.” And that, “All the doormen are talking.”

Poor Guy Ritchie just landed in NY yesterday, probably hoping to see his wife and kids and ta-da! He’s stepping into this huge pile almost immediately. I bet he won’t be in NY long.

Madonna attended a Yankee game on June 22nd and sat in A-Rod’s seats. Alex attended her concert in NYC on April 30th - I’m sure his seats were pretty good, too.

Madonna even bought her son Rocco, 7, some Yankees gear that he was seen rocking in Central Park last week. Ouch . . looking back, that one will sting daddy.

Rodriguez is known for being a total douchebag when it comes to women. I have told you all in the past that while working as a bartender we had to deal with him up here in Seattle. He’s a total man-whore! I cannot stand this asshole. I’ll just say that I was happy when Texas, then NY took him.

Fellow dickhead Jose Canseco (who also stuck it to Madge) said in his book that he “hates [A-Rod's] guts,” because he hit on his wife. Not surprising. A-Rod hits on everyone!

I thought for sure after Alex was caught running around with a stripper behind his wife’s back that she would dump his sorry ass - but no. She’s not too smart, obviously. She not only took him back, she got pregnant, again, and had another kid.

Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice shame on me.

Will Cynthia Rodriguez take him back, again? Will Madge and A-Rod become an item or will it be a fling? What will become of the divorce? The kids?

Egad.

Seems like a lot of hassle for a piece of trim.