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Olga Kurylenko for Campari

Olga Kurylenko, the Bond girl from Quantum of Solace, is the latest spokesmodel for Campari.

Olga, 29, has taken over for Jessica Alba who was last year’s Campari girl.  As usual, the photos are visually appealing, but sometimes go way overboard on the airbrushing. Case in point, the shot below:

Such a shame, I don’t get why they had to do that. Olga is amazingly gorgeous without all the airbrushing. It’s so extreme that it doesn’t look a thing like her!

The ones below are hot though. The first one it looks like she is saying, “I want you…AND you!” The second photo, “I’ll take all of you – at once!” And the third one, ” ‘Train’ starts after I drink this bottle!”

No?

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Pamela Anderson has long been a supporter of PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, and stars in a new ad for the group where she is a scantily clad airport security officer whose job is to strip fur and leather clothing from men and women looking to board a plane.

The ad is so racy in fact, that it has been banned from the three New York airports that it was set to run in – for the sake of passenger’s children. Gee, maybe it had something to do with the fact that she looked like she was going to aggressively suck the snot out of the first guy! But no fear, PETA is now looking to air the spot on in-flight entertainment. Just what I want to know the 390-pound sweaty guy next to me is watching. Ew.

As for Pammy’s personal life, she is currently dating an electrician named Jamie Padgett who also likes to surf. She met him at the trailer park she was living in while her house was being worked on. He, like Pammy, looks a little rough and like he has lived his entire life under the sun. But still, he is definitely better looking than those dirty rock stars she likes to boink.

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Giorgio Armani has unveiled the new Emporio Armani’s Autumn/Winter 2009-10 underwear campaign featuring David and Victoria Beckham.

David’s “rope” makes another appearance as well – heh.

The new advertising campaign was shot in Milan, once again by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and will appear in fashion and lifestyle magazines and on signature billboards in major cities such as New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo, from July 2009 onwards.

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David Beckham has yet another Armani ad coming out, and I say big deal.

If you have seen one you have seen them all. I think he is only doing these ads for his gays! He’s working that rope like a mighty big penis. Or two penises.

I don’t know, Becks just doesn’t do it for me. He’s boring. There’s no depth there. He and Posh both seem like society-created beings. No personalities, no emotion . . merely mannequin models of clothing and hairstyles.

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Madonna appears in a new Louis Vuitton campaign in which she looks much younger than her 50 years, thanks to a little thing called Photoshop!

And look! No crazy ass pulsating veins popping out of her arms!

But of course, her legs are spread. As always. Bitch sits like she has a swollen nutsack all the time.

Madge, who is already a multimillionaire many times over, was paid an astonishing $8+ MILLION for doing this shoot!!! If the nutsack comment didn’t make you gag, that fun fact might have.

Besides her majesty, I will say that I am loving the shoes in these shots – they are freaking hawt!

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Although she is grieving the horrific murders of her family this holiday season, Jennifer Hudson has decided to go forward with a new GAP holiday campaign.

Jennifer is featured on one of the companies many holidays ads, sporting a cheerful bright red sweater with a big smile on her face. The tagline reads, Shine Your Own Star.

Gap spokesperson Olive Doyne says the company gave the singer/actress the option of backing out.

“She said she wanted to be a part of it and that we should move forward,” Doyne says. The photo shoot took place last July in New York City, months before the murders took place.

The ad will be featured in magazines, newspapers and on billboards.

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Although she is grieving the horrific murders of her family this holiday season, Jennifer Hudson has decided to go forward with a new GAP holiday campaign.

Jennifer is featured on one of the companies many holidays ads, sporting a cheerful bright red sweater with a big smile on her face. The tagline reads, Shine Your Own Star.

Gap spokesperson Olive Doyne says the company gave the singer/actress the option of backing out.

“She said she wanted to be a part of it and that we should move forward,” Doyne says. The photo shoot took place last July in New York City, months before the murders took place.

The ad will be featured in magazines, newspapers and on billboards.

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I am SO OVER Christina Aguilera, even if  she is an amazing performer and singer..

Not that I have ever been her biggest fan or anything, but when she first created her 40s pin-up look, with the curled hair, red lips and the chic retro wardrobe I thought it was pretty hot.

But not surprisingly she has morphed right back into the old Xtina.

TONS of eye makeup, ratty white hair extensions, and plunging necklines. Back to the Dirrty days.

This is Christina’s new commercial for Target, which is similar to her new video for the single, ‘Keeps Getting Better’

My favorite part of the ad is when Xtina looks in the mirror and sees comic book version of herself. I think the artist must have misunderstood who he was drawing because it sure looks like Christina Applegate!

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The latest Guitar Hero commercials annoy the hell out of me. The first one starred a bunch sports figures dancing around in their underwear like Tom Cruise in Risky Business..

I immediately hated it and the only guy in the bunch I could actually stand was Tony Hawk. Alex Rodriguez and Kobe Bryant, two womanizing arrogant pricks, took center stage in this commercial. But even though I personally didn’t like this commercial, whatever, to each his own, right?

Well now there is a second installment in the series, and this time it stars Heidi Klum. And Heidi makes the kids want to stroke their, um…guitars.

Heidi comes out jumping around like a drop of water in a sizzling grease-filled frying pan. She immediately rips her shirt off and is left wearing only a black lace bra and panties. Close-ups of her ass and her boobs come next, followed by Heidi jumping down on the couch and holding the guitar between her legs as though it were a 2-foot long sex toy.

Remember, this is a commercial geared towards kids.

Personally, I think it was in bad taste for Guitar Hero to put this out there. But hey, what do I know?

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Ok.  You guys tell me what you think about these Declare Yourself ads with Jessica Alba.

This is the second in a series of the risque ads featuring Alba in what could be considered S&M attire.

The ads are meant to persuade people to vote – but some think they are crossing the line.

Personally I think the ads are so over the top that the point is pretty much lost. I mean, I am no prude, (by any stretch of the imagination!)  but geeze, don’t you think the ads hint at sexual deviance against one’s will – a.k.a. rape?

Alba tied up, naked and crying…I mean, wtf?! It’s just not appropriate, or necessary.

I wonder what the centers for battered women think about this..

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David Beckham for Armani, looking splendid, just splendid! :clapshands:

Do you think it’s real? Heh.