Brody Jenner Has Broad Shoulders
Source: yeeeah.com
Some tool I’d never heard of named Brody Jenner claims he’s “horrified” by an article about him in this month’s Details magazine. People magazine reports:
In the article, Jenner and his best friend/manager, Spencer Pratt [said] “Here’s what you’re gonna do. You’re gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you’re gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that [shit], bro. You’ll be, like, a [fucking] hero to America.”
However, Jenner says that the article unfairly makes him look uncaring about those he truly cares about. “I have broad shoulders and can handle what is written about me personally but when I am misquoted or mischaracterized as exhibiting a disrespectful attitude towards someone I care about, I feel I need to clarify the situation,” says Jenner.
“Broad shoulders?” What the fuck do broad shoulders have to do with anything? That’s like saying “I have a giant wiener, and I can handle what’s written about me” or ‘I have rock-hard abs, and I don’t so much “read” as I ‘like to look at the pictures.’” What he meant to say was “I have thick skin,” which would have meant that he was immune to social criticism, which I assume is what he actually meant. Good thing, because this guy makes Kevin Federline look like a fucking Oxford scholar.
