Bret Michaels is Full of It
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
And when I say ‘it’ I mean semen.
This guy is such an attention whore! He will say just about anything for publicity or to promote his upcoming reality show, Rock of Love Bus. Let’s just call it the Bang Bus!
This time Bret Michaels tells People magazine that he is still “in love” with Ambre Lake, the winner of Rock of Love 2.
“I still love her. I’m not really over her yet. We still hang. She was just out with me a couple days ago and we were having a great time. She’s really got it. I think she’s great.”
Whoa, back up. Bret loves his Ambre? Since when? Oh, whoops, I’m sorry, I guess that was his dick talking..! My bad!
“The reason for destruction of all my relationships is that I’m passionate about being on the road and making music. I have great relationships. But the women I date don’t realize that I spend between 6 and 8 months of my life on the road — touring or traveling or seeing family with my daughters.”
Ok, fine. Then why the hell do you keep having these lame reality shows? Oh yeah, because #1: His band sucks. #2: He can score lots o’ trim. #3: He can score lots o’ trim.
But Bret keeps up the facade, pretending to be love starved. He thinks his next reality show could possibly find him ‘the one,’ being as the girls will learn what it’s like to live with him on the road.
“Wait till they travel on a bus and are living in and out of a suitcase under the bay of the hotel,” he says. “You know they’re going to show up here with 14 suitcases when you can fit about one. I have two pairs of jeans … You learn to live like that. It’s a whole different life.”
Bret adds that he never leads the girls on or toys with their affections. He only wants ‘the meat’ of the relationship. Heh.
“I’m pretty honest with the girls. I tell them, ‘Look, we’re dating. There’s no white picket fence.’ It’s not like all of a sudden the show’s over and the next day we’re married and that kind of thing.”
As for getting married, does he think it will happen someday?
“I don’t know,” he says. “I never really thought about it.”
