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On occasion, I actually end up liking a newly-released film that I review. That’s always an odd situation because I tend to specialize in tearing up pieces of crap, and in cases like this one, I’m not sure how to behave myself.
Penelope really is better than that piece of crap you make at home, and no, please don’t tell me all about your home movies. TMI, daddio. Go read the review.
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While Dustin Hoffman gleefully crushes Jack Black’s balls dumplings, go read my review of Kung Fu Panda.
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For whatever reasons we cannot possibly imagine, the film that shall provide Tom Cruise’s future career salvation, Valkyrie, …
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It was nearly impossible to resist mention of this billboard in Auckland, NZ, which promotes a local television screening …
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My review of The Strangers is up at Pajiba. Bloody hell, don’t just stand there, mates!
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Superhero fatigue has only just begun, my dahlings, and while I can indulge in a side of Robert Downey Jr. just as easily …
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Based upon discoveries that I’ve made tonight, I feel compelled to admit to a few trivial observances:
1. My DVD collection …
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5 out of 5 Kitlers Can’t Be Wrong… This Film Will Suck.
You know it’s a dark day when we’re posting Kitler imagery …
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When Jack Black isn’t stunned by the sheer enormousness of his own ass, he’s been busy dreaming up ways to annoy the …
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Javier Bardem might be one hot commodity these days, but he’s not exactly thrusting himself into work at the moment. After …
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After Speed Racer’s opening weekend pulled a disappointing $18.5 million at the box office (not $20.2 million, as widely …
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Sex and the City: The Movie has been eagerly awaited by fans of the show for—oh, about thirty years now, and when it …
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Much like Monty Python’s infamous Black Knight, Lindsay “serous actress” Lohan has long been afflicted with the symptoms …
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Those of us whose formative childhood memories include snake pits and being chased by giant stone spheres have been awaiting …
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Made Of Honor stars Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan. My review has more personality than the film does, so what are
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The box-office sleeper, Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, raked in $15 million over the weekend. Is it any good …
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Hey, if two sweaty men simply must beat the crap out of each other, I should be allowed to pretend that one of them is The …
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Cloverfield, the monster-in-Manhattan flick that cost $25 to make and brought in $166 million in box-office receipts, is …
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For those who hoped the buzz of a Penelope-Javier-Scarlett threesome were true for Woody Allen’s upcoming film, Vicky …
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Johnny Depp has revealed that he almost didn’t land the title role in Tim Burton’s Edward Scissorhands. This role, of …
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Top Row: Gus Van Sant & Michael Bay; Bottom Row: Eli Roth & Tom Twyker
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