A Pittance Of An Admittance.

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Yeah, so I was wrong, but this time I admit my shortcomings. For several months now, I have heard how great a blog that Protein Wisdom is. Sometimes though, a blog’s name just really detracts from the desire to go see what all the fuss is about. (If you must have clarification, the words ‘man chowder‘ should suffice.) Recently though, Velociman, the purveyor of the humble pineapple, said “You really should [read him]. He kicks it.” You know what? ‘Tis true.

This satisfies the ‘Weekly Correction‘ posting that seems to be so crowd-pleasing, but since I agreed with everything I said this week, it’s all the self=aggrandizing a girl can manage right now.

Note To Self: Endeavor to be more self-deceptive during next week’s blogging efforts.

Published on February 19th, 2005 in Ninth Circle






Last 20 posts from category "Ninth Circle"

The Oddness Of Blogness

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NOTE: This was originally posted on January 10th, 2005, but since it would seem that a certain person that I adore has lost …

Published on June 18th, 2006 in Allegories And Alcohol, Kirsten Dunst, Ninth Circle

The Hard Truth About My Pete Doherty Obsession

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They put me in a small room, shined bright lights in my face, and proceeded to volley really weird questions in my direction. …

Published on June 11th, 2006 in Ninth Circle, Pete Doherty, Seekrit Agent Notes, Sex Tapes

Give The Agent Your Best Shot

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I have a problem, my dahlings, in that I lack faith in your ability to render me speechless.
Indeed, that is a challenge, …

Published on May 31st, 2006 in Ninth Circle, Seekrit Agent Notes

Lorie Byrd Is No Katie Holmes

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The most obvious difference between these two ladies is that while Katie Holmes is weak-willed and subservient, Lorie Byrd …

Published on May 16th, 2006 in Ninth Circle, Tom Cruise

oh. my. gawd.

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Miss Kelley is SO correct, and her descriptive passages are more than I could muster on this subject matter. Not for the …

Published on May 9th, 2006 in Hard Knock Life, Ninth Circle

Victoria Has A Painful Secret

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Introducting the Vertical cup convertible push-up bra from the Victoria’s Secret Very Sexy® line of bras and panties. …

Published on May 9th, 2006 in Ninth Circle, Pop Culture Mix

More Than A Glitch

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If you’ve had problems reaching some of your favorite sites hosted by TypePad* and the like, it’s not just your crappy …

Published on May 2nd, 2006 in Ninth Circle

LLama LLama LLama

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In light of the recent revelations concering Revenge Of The Nerds and its impending Hollywood makeover:

Between this and …

Published on May 2nd, 2006 in Naughty but Nice, Ninth Circle

A New Cat In Town

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And thank goodness he hates Tom Cruise, because I was running out of witty things to say. Yep, I had to take a Tom Cruise …

Published on April 24th, 2006 in Ninth Circle

How To Piss Me Off #893

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Believe it or not, less than one thousand behaviours piss me off, but here’s a good one:
In the introductory line of the …

Published on April 1st, 2006 in Ninth Circle

Happy Birthday To Crack

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Crack is a very good thing, and by “crack,” I don’t mean the stuff that Whitney Houston uses as a substitute for bubble …

Published on March 31st, 2006 in Holiday Crap, Ninth Circle

Meaningless Quiz With Zero Analysis

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How to make a Agent Bedhead
Ingredients:
3 parts success
1 part brilliance
5 parts instinct
Method:Combine in a tall …

Published on March 19th, 2006 in Ninth Circle

When Too Much Is Just Not Enough

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Exactly how many awards ceremonies does a fading Hollywood starlet have to attend in the same outfit before they get the …

Published on March 7th, 2006 in Jennifer Aniston, Ninth Circle

Pudding Wrestling

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Hot damn, do I need some rest and quasi-relaxation, and it just occurred to me that I am officially confirmed to board a …

Published on February 18th, 2006 in Ninth Circle

Freedom of F*cking Speech

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Ah, I do love the smell of sweet parody in the morning.
Herr Commissar is rallying his flannel forces in support of French …

Published on February 1st, 2006 in Ninth Circle, The Mind Fuhrer

Gratuitous Insincere Tom Cruise Photo Of The Day

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Play Dat Funky Music White Boy - It’s Moving Time!
The following picture mystifies me. Though I realize Katie Holmes is …

Published on December 17th, 2005 in Ninth Circle, Tom Cruise

Hidden Lies and Filthy Truths

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How Evil Glenn™ Stole Christmas is sure to be a cyberclassic that we shall all refer to one day when attempting to explain …

Published on December 16th, 2005 in Ninth Circle

Word Of The Year

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According to Merriam Webster, the leading Word of 2005 is “integrity.” As we were constantly reminded last December, …

Published on December 11th, 2005 in Ninth Circle

On A Break

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NOTE: Drunk-blogging posts are below this one.
Aside from design announcements, this blog will be mercifully comatized until …

Published on December 4th, 2005 in Ninth Circle

These Boots Reprised

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So where have I been these days, and how the hell am I? Well, it seems that I am making grand plans for change, but it’s …

Published on December 3rd, 2005 in Christopher Walken, Ninth Circle

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