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Kate Hudson visits a pet store with her son Ryder Robinson.

You just know that kid is going to grow up to be a hippie rock n’ roller like his daddy!

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It’s Friday, bitches, live it up!

Dance like no one is watching! If Elaine Benis can do it, so can you!

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King of Leon perform on The Today Show singing, “Sex on Fire”!

Love this song!

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90210’s AnnaLynne McCord enjoys a night out at Social nightclub in LA with her sisters and her on/off boyfriend Kellan Lutz.

Loving her outfit! She’s a real hottie when she gets all gussied up.. Rowr!

[Photograph: © Greg Tidwell, PacificCoastNews.com]

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BLIND ITEM!

Via BlindGossip:

This well-known actress has talked before about her Catholic upbringing. What she hasn’t talked about is the frequency and timing of her sins. She is usually fairly well-behaved during the week. However, every Saturday night, she crams in enough debauchery (drinking, smoking, drugs, men) to make a sailor blush. She explains that this way there’s only a few hours of guilt she has to experience before she can hit up the confessional in church on Sunday and be given a clean slate in exchange for a few Hail Marys.

Hmmm…any guesses?

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Sam Ronson and on-again off-again girlfriend Lindsay Lohan hang out with friends on Melrose Ave in LA Thursday.

Lindsay is currently sporting newly-dyed blonde hair and copious layers of fake tan, as usual. The blonde hair really makes it stand out now though. I think this is the blondest she has ever been.

Hate it. She looks best with the really rich red, like she used to have a few years back..

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Normally I laugh when I hear shit like “40 is the new 30″ but then I look at Jennifer Aniston’s perkiness and think there may be some truth to it. I don’t know how this chick defies age like she does, but she’s still rocking the whole package: perky tits, tight ass, and long legs.

Jen, you could give lots of teenagers a run for their money.

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If you’re a leg man, then Gwyneth Paltrow is the chick for you. So you may not know (or give a damn) about that GOOP thing everybody makes fun of her for, but does it really matter? Just enjoy her legs. Maybe you can even fantasize about them wrapped tight around you…

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Here’s Eliza Dushku from Dollhouse. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her look hotter. Leather. Whips. Chain-looking shit on the leather. Eliza plays a “doll” that can be imprinted with any personality. Here she’s a dominatrix. I’d take a few lashes to be alone in a room with her like that.

And below is Yvonne Stahovski from Chuck. Her character is a kick-ass CIA agent. She could kick my ass a couple of times if she was showing me enough of her rack.

Who says there’s nothing good on TV?

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Eminem The Warning

Eminem has dropped his new tune ‘The Warning’, a major diss to Mariah Carey and her ‘Obsessed’ video.

Can I just say, dayumn!! Eminem didn’t pull any punches. At ALL.

He mentions still having photos of Mariah, (I’m guessing the sexual kind), says in 6 months she only gave it up once and he actually used a studio session that the two did together in his diss! Wow.

Just check the lyrics to The Warning for yourself: (NOTE: This song is very NSFW!)

Only reason I dissed you in the first place is because you denied seeing me
Now I’m pissed off
Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts
Yeah Dre’s sick track, perfect way to get back
Wanna hear something wick wack?
I got the exact same tat that’s on Nick’s back
I’m obsessed now
Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee
Wow Mariah, I didn’t expect her to go balls out
Bitch, shut the f**k up before I put all them phone calls out you made to my house when you was wild n’ out before Nick
When you was on my d*ck and give you somethin’ to smile about
How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count
Better shut your lying mouth if you don’t want Nick finding out
You probably think cuz it’s been so long if i had something on you I woulda did it by now
On the contrary, Mary Poppins, I’m mixing our studio session down and sending it to mastering to make it loud
Enough dirt on you to murder you
This is what the f**k I do
Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?
However you prefer to do and that goes for you too, Nick, fa**o t
You think I’m scared of you?
You gonna ruin my career you better get one
Like I’m a sit and fight with you over some sl*t bitch c**t who made me put up with her psycho ass over 6 months and only spread her legs to let me hit once
Yeah, what you gonna say? I’m lucky? Tell the public that I was so ugly that you f***ing had to be drunk to f**k me?
Second base? What the f**k you tell Nick, punk?
In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.
Listen, girly. Surely you don’t want me to talk about how I nutted early cuz I ejaculated early and bust all over your belly, and you almost started hurling and said I was gross, go get a towel you’re stomachs curling. Or maybe you do.
But if I’m embarrassing me, I’m embarrassing you and don’t you dare say it isn’t true.
As long as the song’s getting airplay I’m dissing you.
I’m a hair away from getting carried away and getting sued.
I was gonna stop at 16. That is 32. This is 34 bars. We ain’t even a third of the way through.
Damn, Slim. Mariah played you. Mariah who?
Oh did I say ”wh*re”, Nick? I meant a liar too.
Like I’ve been goin off on you all this time for no reason.
Girl you out yo alcoholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of all the wine.
Like I sit around and think about you all the time.
I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.
But f*** it now I’m about to draw the line.
And for you to cross it that’s a mountain that I doubt you wanna climb.

I can describe areas of your house that you wouldn’t find on an episode of Cribs
A blubba load ribs if I hear another word so don’t go opening your jibs
cuz every time you do it’s just another load of fibs
I ain’t saying this shit again, ho, you know what it is.
It’s a warning shot for before I blow up ya whole spot
Call my bluff and I’ll release every f***ing thing I got
Including the voicemails right before you flipped your top
When me and Luis were tryin’ to stick two CD’s in the same spot
(Slim Shady I love you)
I love you too
Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear, boo. Now what you say?
(It’s nothing)
Guess what I’ll do?
I’ll refresh your memory when you said ”I want you”
Now should I keep going or should we call truce?
(You think you’re cute, right? Hahaha)
You bet your sweet ass I do
(I’m Mary Poppins, b)
And I’m Superman, mmm
(Mary P. Slim Shady)
Comin’ at you
So if you’ll still be my (babygirl)
Then I’ll still be your (Superhero, Wilma M.)
Yeah, I’m right here
(You like this)
Nope. Not anymore, Dear.
It cuts like a (knife) when I tell ya get a (life)
But I’m movin on with mine
Nick, is that your (wife)
Well tell her to shut her mouth then I’ll leave her alone
If she don’t (sing this script?) then I’m a just keep goin
(I see Mary Ann. Mary Ann’s saying ”cut the tape, cut the tape”. Knife!)

If the above doesn’t work, listen to Eminem’s ‘The Warning’ HERE.

BTW, I wonder who the hell Luis is?  Heh..

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Want to laugh your ass off today?

Watch this performance by “Beyonce Clown”. I seriously laugh harder every time I see it. I even cried!  Yes, I am easily amused. Hopefully you are too! Enjoy!

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It happened on Sunday in Plain City, Utah.

A 7-year-old boy stole a car and led police on a chase after a citizen called 911 reporting that the vehicle he was driving had ran a stop sign, nearly hitting another car.

The boy evaded police, turning down streets and driving around a school parking lot before returning to his home with an officer right on his tail. The boy pulled into his driveway, jumped out and ran into his house to hide.

I bet the officer was shocked when he saw the little dude jump out of the driver’s seat! Amazingly, the kid could drive pretty damn good!

He later admitted to his dad that he stole the car in order to avoid church.

This reminds me of that 10-year-old kid who glued himself to his bed so he wouldn’t have to go to school!

Ahhhh…youth angst!

[MF]