Paris Hilton Raps With Snoop Dogg
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This is definitely the most annoying video you will see this year.
Yes, I know it’s only February!
Archive for February, 2009
Celebrity Quote of the Day – Lily Allen
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“Oh , I’m sorry , we’ve already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role. Next time eh?”
- Lily Allen to Perez Hilton after he asked his readers to convince her to cast him in her next video via Twitter.
The tweet started a lovely little spat between the two yesterday. Team Lily! I can’t stand that chubby ass, no talent, attention whore blogger!I honestly can’t believe any celebs give him the time of day. Ugh!Biggest sellout, two-faced, famous-for-nothing, ass kisser ever!
Star Dogs of the Week, February 17th, 2009
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Dog: Sunny Rae & Missy Pissy Pants
Owner: Nicole
Location: San Juan Island, WA
Age: Sunny: 4 yrs, Missy: 10 mos.
Breed: Golden Retriever, Beagle, Boston Terrier mix
Sunny and Missy live on San Juan Island, WA on a 20 acre farm. They are the best of friends. Missy was rescued from an awful home in Ohio last summer and she now rules the farm! I often find her in the stalls with the horses. Sunny is the sweetest dog in the world. I LOVE my dogs!!
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A-Rod Press Conference Video
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After admitting he had taken performance enhancing drugs a few years back while playing for the Texas Rangers, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez apologized today in a press conference.
“Baseball is bigger than Alex Rodriguez,” he said with a smile on his face. But that smile turned to an awkward grimace just before apologizing to his teammates.
“And to my teammates…” he said, pausing for a very uncomfortable 36 seconds, during which time he fidgeted, bit his lip and seemed on the verge of tears before continuing on. “Thank you.” He then sat back, biting his lip again as the camera shutters were heard snapping away.
What do you think? Was it the performance of a lifetime or a genuine apology? Ya know, I just gotta say, it’s not hard to shed a tear when $250 million is on the line…
Click above photo to watch video clip, courtesy of TMZ.
Drew Barrymore is 60s Mod
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Drew Barrymore keeps on rocking the sixties look on a night out at ll Sole.
The “He’s Just Not That Into You” star donned Cleopatra eyes and a cute daisy print mini dress for her evening meal in WeHo.
[Photograph: Breeden, Wordley, ©PacificCoastnews.com]
Amy Fisher Starts Porn Website
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Unfortunately you probably remember the “Long Island Lolita,” Amy Fisher, who, at the age of 16 shot her lover’s wife in the face.
Well, here we are seventeen years later, and Amy Fisher hasn’t changed much. She is still a low-life, attention craving tramp who is using the tragedy and her notoriety to make a living.
Hardly shocking is the fact the Amy has recently started her own porn website, starring, of course, herself.
The 34-year-old says, “I love to dance, and I’m an exhibitionist. I am going to take this road until my fans tell me, ‘Dear, please put your clothes back on. You’re too old.’ ”
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Published on February 17th, 2009
in Amy Fisher, Celebrity Sex, Celebrity Skin, Celebrity Sluts, Not Worth Their Own Category, Sluts, Who Cares
Chelsea Handler Naked for Playboy [Photo]
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Chelsea Handler will be in an upcoming issue of Playboy magazine and here is a sneak peek.
Handler poses naked, with only an Applause sign to cover her rear. Now, I most certainly LOVE Chelsea, but still, it’s amazing what the old airbrush can do!
Published on February 17th, 2009
in Celebrity Airbrushing, Celebrity Skin, Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Lately, Naked Celebs, Playboy
Travis the Chimp Shot and Killed After Attack [Video]
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Embedded video from CNN Video
A 15-year-old domesticated chimpanzee named Travis was shot and killed by officers Monday after he attacked a friend of his owner’s.
The chimp had starred in commercials for Old Navy and Coca Cola.
Owner Sandra Herold had called her friend Carla Nash to help her capture her 200-pound pet after he escaped, using a key to unlock the door.
Once Nash showed up, Travis jumped on her, biting and attacking her face neck and hands as she tried to defend herself in the Stamford, Connecticut front yard. Herold immediately ran inside, called 911 and grabbed a butcher knife and shovel to combat the chimp. She stabbed her pet numerous times in an effort to save her friend’s life.
Stamford Mayor Dannel Malloy described her injuries as “life-changing, if not life-threatening.” Her sister-in-law, Kate Nash, said she had successfully undergone surgery Monday night.
A Stamford police spokesperson says they are unsure as to what caused the brutal attack.
“There was no provocation that we know of. One thing that we’re looking into is that we understand the chimpanzee has Lyme disease and has been ill from that, so maybe from the medications he was out of sorts. We really don’t know.”
A primatologist at the Bronx Zoo, reminded people that wild animals are unpredictible even after years of being domesticated.
“It’s deceiving to think that if any animal is … well-behaved around humans, that means there is no risk involved to humans for potential outbursts of behavior,” said Colleen McCann. “They are unpredictable, and in instances like this you cannot control that behavior or prevent it from happening if it is in a private home.”
Herold may have given the animal a Xanax prior to the attack because the animal was agitated.
The animal also escaped from his home in 2003, wreaking havoc on the neighborhood.
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Amy Adams Tells All in Blackbook Magazine
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While superficially many would suspect Amy Adams to be this happy-go-lucky princess of sorts, as the starlet explains in Blackbook magazine, it’s almost quite the opposite.
“The sweet girl in Junebug is not who Amy really is,” her costar, Embeth Davidtz, tells the magazine. “Amy’s much naughtier than anyone I know. I can’t give you examples because they are so beyond X-rated. She’s got the wickedest sense of humor and says what nobody else would think to say.”
It’s time for her to step up to the plate and show us something really wild. What kind of wild things do you have planned for us in the future?
Up next for Adams is a role that might help shatter the “innocent” label she’s been linked to with the help of some wardrobe changes…as Amelia Earhart in Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian.
“It’s going to be an Amy Adams butt show,” she says. “I was like, ‘That’s a lot of information.’ I’m not known for showing my a– on camera, but there it is.”
…Sounds naughty in the geeky sense I suppose. She sounds like she’s all talk and no real show.
Adriana Lima on Cover of DT Magazine
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Does your week already need an extra helping of hot super models? Well look no further than the pages that bind DT magazine. Nothing like the slender figures of women such as Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Caroline Trentini, Cintia Dicker, Isabeli Fontana, Michelle Alves and Raica Oliveira to make a body feel good. Thanks to the photographer for making a cunch of excellent shots and the airbrusher for hiding any loose ribs.
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What Could Usher Possibly Do For Valentine’s Day?
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So what are some of the celebrities doing for the upcoming Valentine’s Day? The usual stuff, I’m quite sure. Like the rest of the world, the single ones are still trying to fight for a date or decided to stay home and silently scorn the holidays, but for Usher Raymond and his wife it may be a little more different. Almost dying underneath a knife the week before can do that to you.
Ellen Dastry, spokeswoman for plastic surgeon Silvio Sterman, says Tameka Raymond checked into the Sao Rafael Hospital last Friday for a “simple liposuction.” Dastry said that Raymond suffered a cardiac arrest while being anesthetized for the procedure “but was revived in less than a minute by heart massage.” She was then placed in an induced coma before being taken to the intensive-care unit, a procedure Dastry said was “absolutely normal” and performed in order to “avoid unnecessary complications.”
If there is a lesson learned by the couple for this coming weekend, let’s hope it’s this one simple thing: skip the fine dining and chocolates, chubs. I hope she’s just as content to get a card and a bag of baby carrots.
Anna Nicole Smith: The Musical
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The rape of the classic British opera continues. We have Jerry Springer the musical, the possibility of an opera based off the Michael Jackson “Thriller” music video, and now…Anna Nicole Smith.
Britain’s august Royal Opera said Thursday it is planning a show based on the life of Anna Nicole Smith , the model and stripper who married an octogenarian oil tycoon, starred in her own TV show and died of a drug overdose in 2007.
The company says the show will have music by respected British composer Mark-Anthony Turnage. The libretto is by Richard Thomas, co-creator of “Jerry Springer: The Opera,” an earlier merger of highbrow and lowbrow culture. It is due to run in the Royal Opera’s 2011 season.
The company’s director of opera, Elaine Padmore, told The Guardian newspaper the show “is not going to be tawdry; it is going to be witty, clever, thoughtful and sad.”
“It is not just a documentary about her, but a parable about celebrity and what it does to people,” she said.
I think it’s safe to say that we already know what fame does to people. If all they really wanted was to convey the message about corrupting power, they could have used a lesser extreme. Nope, you know they want something amazing and explosive. They also want that money.
…Well I approve.
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