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You know, while it should be mandatory to take a couple of shots a Gemma Arterton at the London premiere of Quantum of Solace, the fact that she tried extra hard to get as much leg into her photos as she possibly could without telling us what kind of panties she wore (if any) is a very noble deed.  I guess she figured she wasn’t going to win any academy awards with a deflated rack like that.

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Take a look at Kristen Stewart.  This is pretty much her happy face…and her laughing face…and her excited face.  Anyone still wondering how she ends up playing glum sickly teenagers needs to check their prescription lenses, because this girl always lives on the corner of emo and disgruntled.  It’s glad to see she’s having a good time in Europe, though.

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Have you ever wandered what ever happened to those blond haired blue eyed kids you used to see in horror movies before chubby cheeked japanese kids started ruling the screen?  When you look at Mena Suvari at the second anniversary of FEARNET, it’s safe to assume they’ve always have stable holiday income–just like Santa Claus!

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There are dozens of celebrities who are giving it their all in a surgical attempt to enhance themselves.

Whether they are seeking to appear younger by injecting a good portion of their face with botox, or changing their overall appearance by inserting facial implants, one thing is for certain. Many of them cross the line that goes from gorgeous to simply grotesque.

Celebrity Smack has compiled a spooky list of the top 10 celebrities who don’t need a Halloween mask, because they are a fright of a sight without one!

10. Wayne Newton

With his jet black hair, chiclet teeth and stretched tight skin, Wayne looks like a cross between frightful fat Elvis and an eerie Liberace.

9. Lil’ Kim

Lil’ Kim got more than just a lil’ work done. This ghastly rapper has had everything under the full-moon done. From her nose to her cheeks to her chest. Not a ghoul you’d want to run into in a dark alley.

8. Priscilla Presley

Priscilla is the Queen when it comes to cosmetic surgery. But after a fake doctor injected her face with an industrial strength low-grade silicone, similar to what’s used to lubricate auto parts in Argentina, the once radiant beauty looks more like an egg-headed mannequin.

7. Mickey Rourke

Mr. Rourke was a handsome A-lister, once upon a time. However, these days he looks more like a witch who was partially burned at the stake with his lumpy complexion and missing eyelids.

6. Pete Burns

You might know Pete as the former lead singer if the 80s band, Dead or Alive. The transgendered musician had a horrible experience when a doctor attempted to remove his lip implants and instead mutilated his lips until they almost needed to be cut off. No trick here, folks.

5. Joan Van Ark

Joan spent way too much money to end up looking like this. Most people have their lips inflated, but it looks like in the process of ‘beautifying’ herself, she ended up losing hers. I think the reason Joan’s eyebrows are a weird color is that her original ones are now located on the back of her head, leaving her to have to draw fake ones on with a brown Sharpie.

4. Joan Rivers

Can we talk…about this woman who always looks like she just saw a ghost? Joan is proud of her well preserved corpse-like body, and this mummy’s daughter will probably follow in her footsteps.

3. Michael Jackson

Wacko Jacko is always good for a bad plastic surgery countdown. Looking like a Vampire sucked and drained his blood, Michael has a pale complexion, a mutilated nose and a bizarre feminine-elf face.

2. Jocelyn Wildenstein

This is the world renowned Cat Woman who decided one day that in order to keep her wealthy, cheating, cat-loving husband Alec, that she would have her face reconstructed to appear more feline. Upon seeing his wife with her new cat-like features, Alec was said to have screamed and shortly after asked for a divorce. ‘The Bride of Wildenstein’ is 68 years old.

1. Donatella Versace

We’re not sure if it’s the surgery or the cocaine that ruined Donatella’s face, but regardless of the reason, it’s a scream! The protruding lower lip and caved in sinuses helped us to crown this fashion designer as our number one scariest celebrity mug of the year!

Happy Halloween, Smackaholics!

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Who knew Corey Haim could find someone who would love him for who he is. A washed-up junkie who just can’t seem to get it together.

Tiffany Shepis, a B-list (at best) horror actress, met Haim twelve years ago on the set of “Fever Lake.” The couple were reunited at a horror movie convention recently. They have announced that they plan to marry next year. If they make it that long..

Haim’s official web site reads, “A big mazal tov goes out to Corey — he is getting married!! The lovely lady is Tiffany Shepis! The wedding has been set for May 9, 2009!”

As for the lovely lady’s website, it’s a fantasy site where she promises to make your wildest dreams come true, via a personal photoshoot tailored to fit your whacked-out fetishes.

It reads, “Now you can have total control over your very own photoset. You decide what I wear and how I pose… Innocent, sultry, coy… whatever your taste!”

Buckle your seats ladies and gentlemen, I feel a hell of a trainwreck coming on.

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Ice-T’s rump of smooth skin wife, Coco, wants everyone to know that she wins the Halloween attention whore of the year award.

At last night’s premiere of Soul Men, Coco could not wait to let everyone know that she will be naked for this extra special holiday.

“It’s my day! I get to get naked! Finally!”

I know, finally, right? Pfft..c’mon, we’ve all see it, sweetheart.

Ice-T is so proud of his exhibitionist weeble wife. He loves that she loves getting guys all worked up and flaunts herself in their faces.

Last night was no exception.

He boasted, “You know, a lot of people comment, but some chicks like to be wild. You come home and they’re standing on the couch and they want to jump at you and tackle you. Coco’s one of them girls.”

Well, grandpa has to have something to keep him young..

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Although both he and his mother claim he had no part in the brutal slayings of Jennifer Hudson’s family last week, William ‘Flex’ Balfour will not take a lie detector test.

According to the AP, an anonymous police official says that Balfour was cooperating with police up until he was asked to take a polygraph test.

Balfour still has not been charged with the killings of Hudson’s mother, Darnell Donerson, 57, brother, Jason Hudson, 29, and nephew, Julian King, 7, who were all shot to death.

Yesterday a gun was found in some bushes in a vacant lot near where the white SUV was discovered. Police believe it may be the gun used in the murders.

The anonymous official told the AP that police do not believe anyone else was involved in the killings, despite reports stating otherwise.

The source added that someone else may have driven and dropped off the SUV, but that Balfour is “the only suspect in the killings (and there is) nothing to link a second individual” to the crime.

A police spokeswoman declined to comment on the official’s statements.

Balfour is a felon with a prior record of attempted murder, and was busted with cocaine last June.

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For fear of breaking local obscenity laws, Janet Jackson decided not to perform a risque dance routine at her Michigan concert.

The segment of her performance included her inviting a male audience member onstage, tying him up and fondling him as her backup dancers stroked themselves.

Hopefully she doesn’t wear her goofy ass C3PO outfit during that segment. It would kind of kill it, ya know? Such a nasty little fattie! Heh.

Michigan’s decency laws are quite strict and prohibit simulating sex acts during a public performance.

A rep for the show said, “We explained the law, asked her not to do it, she complied. We did not ask her to cut the song. That was her call.”

Jackson’s manager commented, “Janet did not want to disappoint her Detroit-area fans again, so we adhered to Michigan’s state ordinance and trimmed the Discipline segment of the show so it would not be cancelled.”

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“I hadn’t eaten all day, and I was starving. They were coming around with this bowl of brownies, and I grabbed three of them and just started scarfing them down….every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear, and I started feeling really sh*tty, but I had to play through the set. I couldn’t just go up to Puffy and say, ‘Sorry, I ate a [bleep]-load of hash brownies, I can’t do your White Party.’ “

- Mark Ronson chowed on pot brownies at P. Diddy’s White Party, without knowing they were laced…riiight.

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Outspoken singer, Pink, recently named John Mayer as her most hated celebrity.

She met the playboy singer at a party recently and was appalled when he told her that he only sleeps with dumb chicks.

She said,

“I got into an argument with him. I don’t believe him as much as he believes him. He said something along the lines of, ‘I only shag really stupid women.’ And I said, ‘I guess they would have to be.’ I don’t get him at all.”

Man, Mayer has really turned into a penis, hasn’t he? When he first jumped on the scene, he was a hairy, pasty looking dweeb. Back then he claimed he was done sleeping with groupies because he didn’t feel good about it.

“I slept with, like, three girls in a week. I thought that’s what you did. But there was one girl, I don’t remember anything about her, but I left my own body and looked down at myself and said, ‘Huhuh. Not you.’ I stayed up all night and didn’t sleep.”

Pink’s right. Ayone who would willingly give it up to someone so arrogant is a dumb bitch.

Someone give this guy an STD.

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A couple months ago I told you about Courtenay Semel’s drunken altercation with a security guard in Las Vegas that ended up with her arrest.

(In case you’ve already forgotten, Semel is the daughter of former Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel, and currently the girlfriend of Tila Tequila.)

Back in August, Semel was arrested after smacking Pure nightclub security guard, Jaroslaw Jarczok, in the back of the head while exiting the club. It was around 4 a.m. and according to Jarczok she was “quite intoxicated due to alcohol and/or chemical or other substances.”

He eventually detained her with handcuffs, which only led to a foul mouthed tirade against him. In the midst of it all, Courtenay had to remind him of who he was dealing with. She screamed at him,

“Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot? Google me, you dumb f**k.”

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in L.A. County Court, Jarczok claims he’s been humiliated and “anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends.”

Oh yeah? Well wait til they catch wind of you suing her! Then you’re really going to be butt of all your friends jokes, you dumbass. C’mon dude, we all know you make $9 an hour to bounce at a club and the extra cash would sure be fun to spend, wouldn’t it?

Gawd, I hate people who are sue happy. I hope his friends are making this
big, dumb bastard’s life hell.

Jarcozk is requesting unspecified damages…which means he will settle out of court for a lump sum.

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