Archive for September, 2008

Sharon Stone Wanted to Botox Her Kid’s Feet

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A judge in the custody battle between Sharon Stone and ex-husband Phil Bronstein has tentatively denied a request by Stone to modify a custody arrangement involving their adopted son, Roan.

The court believes that Stone has a tendency to overreact to medical situations involving her son, and delegates much of her parenting to third parties.

Court documents state, “Mother appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan,” the papers go on to say that Stone was convinced her son suffered from a spinal condition but “there was no evidence to support this allegation.”

Apparently her ex says that Stone is always claiming Roan has some sort of illness and that it’s affecting him in a negative manner.

Furthermore, the actress suggested Botox injections into her son’s feet as a means to control a supposed foot odor problem.

“Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor.

“As Father appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child.”

Sharon is trying to convince the judge that she has placed her entire career on hold in order to care for her son.  However, the judge disagrees.

“If Mother has, in fact, limited her career to make herself available for Roan, she has done little to make this evident to Roan, his school or this Court.”

Documents outlining the September 12th hearing state that Bronstein would “have permanent sole physical custody of child. (The) court finds that respondent Sharon Stone failed to meet her burden of proof and denies respondent’s (Stone’s) request for modification of custody.

“In contrast, Mother delegates many of her parenting responsibilities to third parties and while this Court in no way faults Mother for having to travel for her career, she is simply unavailable for (her son) on a consistent basis.”

Stone requested that she be allowed to enroll her son at a school in Los Angeles. Roan currently attends school in San Francisco with Bronstein.

Whoa, Sharon. Botox is not like duct tape, it will not fix everything! What is wrong with this woman?

Lay off the sauce and start being a mom!

[WENN]

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Paris Hilton’s BFF is a Synthesized Voice Filter

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Paris Hilton just won’t give up on singing - or lame reality shows.

She’s come out with a new single, “My BFF,” which will be the theme song to her new MTV series, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which starts tonight.

The song sucks, just like the show will - and just like Paris does.

Listen to “My BFF” here.

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Published on September 30th, 2008 in Music, Paris Hilton

Bret Michael’s Wig is on the Loose!

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Who knew Bret Michael’s wig had a mind of it’s own!?

Apparently it has, and it’s on the run, disguising itself for fear of being returned to Michael’s head!

It even has it’s own website, BretsWig.com.

If you see the wig, stay calm, contact your local authorities and grab a pair of scissors for protection!

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Published on September 30th, 2008 in Bret Michaels, Celebrity Hairstyles, Funny, Funny Shit, Hair, Rock of Love

Paris Hilton’s BFF is a Synthesized Voice Filter

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Paris Hilton just won’t give up on singing - or lame reality shows.

She’s come out with a new single, “My BFF,” which will be the theme song to her new MTV series, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which starts tonight.

The song sucks, just like the show will - and just like Paris does.

Listen to “My BFF” here.

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Published on September 30th, 2008 in Attention Whores, Dumb Bitches, Fun Bags, Music, Paris Hilton, Reality TV Shows

Bret Michael’s Wig is on the Loose!

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Who knew Bret Michael’s wig had a mind of it’s own!?

Apparently it has, and it’s on the run, disguising itself for fear of being returned to Michael’s head!

It even has it’s own website, BretsWig.com.

If you see the wig, stay calm, contact your local authorities and grab a pair of scissors for protection!

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Published on September 30th, 2008 in Bret Michaels, Celebrity Hairstyles, Funny, Funny Shit, Hair, Rock of Love

Jennifer Lopez Launches “Deseo” Men’s Fragrance at Macy’s NY, 9/29

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J. Lo attempts to look ‘fierce’ - but fails.

The hair, the makeup - it’s all wrong. And she looks absolutely nothing like she does on the photoshopped box in her hand..

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Published on September 30th, 2008 in Celebrity Endorsements, Endorsements, J Lo, perfume

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Duffy

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“As a girl I thought I was superhuman, but I’m borderline on a breakdown. The scary thing is that this feels like the beginning. It would be easy to become a recluse. I have sold my soul. It can be scary when there are 15 lads on one side of a pub and a gang of girls on the other who all want a photo. I’m never calm anymore. There’s a lot to it I didn’t think of. It’s not the physical stuff - it’s mental.”

- Duffy fears the pressures of fame may lead her to suffer a breakdown.

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Published on September 30th, 2008 in Celebrity Quotes, Duffy, Music, That's Hollywood

DJ AM Attends Memorial Service for Chris Baker

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DJ AM made his first public appearance Monday when he attended the memorial service for his friend Chris Baker who was killed in the tragic Learjet crash on September 20th.

He arrived in a green polo shirt, which was the color everyone was asked to wear to honor the memory of Baker, 29.

More than 300 people showed up to the service which lasted 2 hours. Baker was remembered by many who stood up to share their experiences.

Baker was Travis Barker’s “right hand man,” and Barker is said to be devastated at the loss of his good friend.  He was unable to attend services as he himself was just released from the hospital burn center.  He is heading back to Los Angeles as we speak - on a bus.

Baker is survived by his wife, Otillia Villar, and 2-year-old son, Sebastian.

Well, it looks like Adam did not suffer the insanely awful facial burns as had been reported earlier. Obviously his facial hair was singed off, but he is one lucky boy to be in as good of shape as he is!

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Published on September 30th, 2008 in Celebrity Tragedy, DJ AM, Deaths, Sad Stuff, Travis Barker, sad

Jennifer Lopez Needs a Makeup Artist

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You know, the only thing Jennifer Lopez had going for her at some cologne promotion at a Macy’s in New York was an upskirt, AND SHE TOTALLY BLEW IT.  You would think someone dressed up like a telenovela whore/actress would know better than crossing her legs, but I guess not.  I suppose she really wanted to promote the fragrance of the cologne more so than her gaping vajayjay.

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Janet Jackson Rushed to Hospital

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Janet Jackson had to cancel her concert in Montreal within hours before she was set to perform after suddenly getting sick.

According to statement released by W&W Public Relations, the singer canceled her concert in Montreal on Monday after she “got suddenly ill” during her sound check and had to be rushed to the hospital just before show time.

The statement says Jackson is being monitored at the hospital and hopes to reschedule the show. No further information was given about Jackson’s condition.

My diagnosis: Janet’s corsets are worn too often and too tight for a chunky monkey like her.  The only people who are truly concerned are the twenty total 55 and older concert attenders that bothered with wasting their time in the first place.  I hope you learned your lesson: not every post-menopause raunchy singer can a Madonna.

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Katy Perry’s Cleavage is No Where Near as Big as Her Forehead

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I think Katy Perry’s cleavage at Christian Dior’s Paris fashion show was enough to offset the horror I feel towards her abnormally long head or her borderline Japanimation eyes.  I bet if i scroll through the credits of the movie “Children of the Damned” I’ll find her name somewhere.  Even in “Elephant Man,” I think she might have had a cameo as “Elephant Man’s 3rd Cousin.”

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Heath Ledger’s Former Lawyer Fighting for Daughter’s Money

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While Heath Ledger may be dead and gone, his name is alive and still kicking in the media world.  Heath’s ex-attorney has shed his snake skin in the honor of Heath’s daughter, Matilda Rose, and is suing ReliaStar Life Insurance Co. for over $10 million for failure to pay up on Heath’s policy.

ReliaStar states in its legal response that it is seeking more information about whether Ledger may have lied on paperwork and about whether his death may have been a suicide. LaViolette’s lawsuit claims ReliaStar had to investigate any statements Ledger made in paperwork while the actor was still alive.

“There’s a young girl whose father died who is entitled to this money, and ReliaStar is doing everything it can to avoid paying,” William Shernoff, the attorney representing LaViolette and Matilda Rose said in a press release.

Geez, if it wasn’t for the fact that Matilda wasn’t tiny and cute, I would say she must be one of the most unloved children of the century.  This company won’t fork over money and her father didn’t bother putting her in his will.  Sure, her family gave her Heath’s entire estate, but when Matilda gets to be 15 and, out of teen angst and childhood drama, sleeps around with dangerous men and does personal favors for Mary-Kate Olsen in exchange for drugs, they are going to be kicking themselves in the ass.  Matila, if you could read this (or read for that matter) then I would advise you to continue making blank stares and blowing bubbles in your chocolate milk as long as you can, because that’s perhaps the only reason so many people are reeling over you right now.

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