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Hollywood is grieving the loss of one of the most important aspects of the industry: a make up artist. Paul Starr, the man responsible for the make up of actresses like Mariah Carey, Angelina Jolie, and Jessica Garner passed away Monday night. Jessica seems to be grieving the hardest:

“We were really close,” the actress says. “He was supposed to do my makeup this morning so that we could catch up. I think that the world just got a little less pretty.”

You’re definately right. I don’t know how much longer I can stand looking at Jessica go on without a decent touch up. I know she isn’t the looker with it, but knowing that she might just end up going “au naturale” is making me sick to my stomach.

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I sure can’t begin to pronounce her name, but I do have one thing to say: HOLY CRAP. There seems to be an advantage to not living in the United States–you don’t eat. Factor that in with the possibility of being born incredibly sexy (or rich enough to make it eventually seem that way) and you, my friends, have something worth drooling over.

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Look out. Janet Jackson has come up with the hair brained idea to release her own lingerie line called “Pleasure Principle.’ Here is some of what she has to say:

“People have come to me with other ideas, but lingerie is a passion for me, and just like music and acting, I can’t do it unless I put 100 percent into it,” Jackson said.

I can see hundreds of people across America buying this lingerie strictly for role play reasons. Men are going to be lying on their mattresses watching their mistresses lip sync to pop music, and before their very eyes their clothes are going to pop off one by one. The rest of the evening will be spent trying to determine if that was actually planned or was an accident. Some of the more cocky ones just for fun might try to sue Janet for injury over the wardrobe malfunction. It’s going to be good times.

I’d post pictures of this old hag, but would anybody really want them? I thought not.

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Paris is coming to televisions everywhere again, but this time in the UK. After claiming not having a British friend over there when she hits the clubs, she’s looking to cast someone on a new television show.

“I’m in the U.K. all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond. I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber. I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!”

People are already swarming her email with requests. The question I would like to ask is why? Apparently there are some sad lonely people out there that have nothing better to do than hold Paris’ hair during the late hours of the night while she pukes her alcohol stained heart out.

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Bitch, please!

Who was the smart dumbsh*t who conjured up this gem of a slogan?

Here’s your first peek at the new ad by Stampede Light Plus featuring a super smart Jessica Simpson as their spokesperson. Doesn’t she look intelligent with that blow-up doll look on her face and her boob bursting out of her top?

In case you missed it, read about Jessica’s beer endorsement deal here.

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What’s the first word you think of when you see this photo of Sharon Stone’s supposed new boy toy?

Gay!

Seriously! I’m not being crass or anything, but my faghag gaydar is pretty damn accurate and it’s screaming like a siren.

This siren! HA!

<br>Listen to sound clips like <a href=”http://www.entertonement.com/clips/13235/Eddie-Murphy-Raw/Eddie-Murphy/Comedy/Gay-Siren” mce_href=”http://www.entertonement.com/clips/13235/Eddie-Murphy-Raw/Eddie-Murphy/Comedy/Gay-Siren”>Gay Siren</a> at Entertonement.com

Seriously, I make myself laugh.

The guy, Chase Dreyfous, is only 24 and has been hanging out with Sharon recently. He met Stone back in June while working for her charity, Planet Hope.

The couple made their first public appearance at Christian Audigier’s “white party. Sharon is said to be so sprung over hew new man that she even invited him to Mexico with her.

Hmmm..how long do you think this fling will last? I’d say it’ll be over in about t-minus 30 seconds…29, 28, 27..

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Tupac Shakur performing, “Hit ‘Em Up”, live at House of Blues!

Tupac would have been 37 this year. Can you believe that he’s been gone nearly 12 years?

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The tabloids are, once again, saying Britney has a new body.

You may recall back in April, Star magazine claimed that Britney Spears had lost 20 pounds, got rid of her cellulite and was looking fab in her yellow bikini.

But she didn’t look any different to me!

Well, now it’s OK! magazine who must be hurtin’ for a good cover story because once again, it’s all about Britney’s weight.

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Is it just me, or does Courtenay Semel look like an odd Simpson’s character?

I think it’s her lack of a chin and the overbite that does it. I don’t get why all the young Hollywood lesbians want to sink their teeth into that, but, eh, whatever.

Oh, STOP THE PRESSES! Forget the Simpson’s character bit, it just clicked. I know who it is she reminds me of now - HA! Jen from The Dark Crystal! (And yes, I had to look up the character’s name.)

Kourtney Kardashian, who I think is much cuter than her big assed sister, Kim, usually looks fab, but I’m not diggin’ on this getup. All the attention is at her waist and it makes her look bloated. But bitch’s extensions are flawless and I would kill for that handbag..

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Instead of endorsing ProActiv or Pizza Hut (heh) she’s endorsing beer!

Jessica Simpson is the new face of a local Dallas brewing company’s beer called, Stamp Peen Bite Puss Stampede Light Plus, a beer that proudly boasts of it’s vitamin content.

The Dallas’ Stampede Brewing Co. has hired Simpson to appear in their ads and be their new spokesperson. But not only is Jessica the new face of the beer, she’s part owner. She has a 15% stake in the brewery.

Sales of the beer have reportedly doubled in the last year, and now with Simpson on board, they are expected to skyrocket.

Jessica released the following statement to the media,

“As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with good ideas and good people. Yes, I work out and take care of myself, but I also like a cold beer once in a while.”

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