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Gwen Stefani finally gave birth to a baby boy, and to show everyone how hip she can be now that she gained a little extra hip in the process, she graced the People magazine with this boy’s miraculous name.

The newborn’s name is Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale, said the magazine, generally seen as a credible source on the lives of the rich and famous.

That’s right. She put together perhaps three of her favorite things to give her child a name: a video game, a music genre, and what might appear to be a brand of ice tea. I’m sure some time in the future little Zuma is going to hate every single one of them.

In case you’re now used to seeing Gwen the big-bellied preggers chick, here is a little reminder of Gwen Stefani in her “Rock Steady” promos.

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They actually brought back The Gong Show and I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or not.

If you’re old enough to remember, The Gong Show was hosted by Chuck Barris and was THE shizzle back in the late 70s.

I haven’t seen any of the new ones, but here’s a clip from tonight’s show (Comedy Central/10PM) that I think is somewhat entertaining - in a pathetic, crap-TV sort of way..

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“I believe my last marriage turned me into an alcoholic. I was so miserable and stayed (in the relationship) because of the kids, but in the end it was awful for them because we were arguing. Six or seven years, I hid the bottles. When you’re that depressed you can’t even do it (stop drinking) for your kids - that’s the most disgusting thing.

- Brigitte Nielsen says an unhappy marriage to her fourth husband (who she divorced in 2005) was the cause of her alcoholism. She is now happily married to husband number five.

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Someone vandalized Sienna Miller’s home by spray painting ‘SLUT’ in big letters on the wall.

The word was accompanied by a circle with an ‘X’ in it, and The Sun, being the drama queens that they are, say it “looks like an attempt to recreate the sign for Satan.”  Umm, no. It’s a circle with an ‘X’ in it. Get real, people.

No one caught the person who did it, but you know that they are sitting back, having a nice little laugh over this. And I’m sure Balthazar Getty’s wife is too.

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Yeah, I know bloggers love to hate on Rumer Willis, but I’m not really one of them.

I actually think she looked pretty good last night at the premiere of her new flick, ‘The House Bunny’. If anything, she killed it in that dress. You have to admit, she wears it well. I also love her hair. Whoever put this girl together, you did a fabulous job. Kudos!

The whole family attended the event as well as Rumer’s new man, Micah Alberti. Daddy Bruce Willis showed up with his usual arm candy, Ashton Kutcher actually shaved, and Momma Demi Moore got a fresh knee-lift for the event.

Heh.

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I love this crazy bitch. She’s a goofball and I love her.

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This is a great snapshot of Jonny “Got My Ass Kicked By Bonaduce” Fairplay and Presidential candidate, Barack Obama.

The photo was taken after Obama appeared at Short Sugar’s BBQ in Danville, Va. Apparently Jonny just jumped right into the pic as it was being taken - uninvited, of course. TMZ points out all the Secret Service around Obama, but regrettably, none of them threw him over their shoulder and onto that the Geico caveman face of his..

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Now that everyone knows about Courtenay Semel and Lindsay Lohan being lovers, for some reason we care about what this butterfaced lesbian is doing.

Last night in Vegas, Courtenay, who is now Tila Tequila’s main squeeze, got a little out of hand.

She apparently got wasted and had it out for a security guard at Pure nightclub, inside Caesar’s Palace. On her way out of the club (and I am not sure if she left voluntarily or was asked to leave) she smacked him in the back of the head. That was a big ol’ Vegas no-no, and the bitch was detained by security officers who called the police. But unfortunately for Semel, the cops had more important things to do and didn’t get there for another four hours! I’m sure she was nothing but sweet and kind during all that time. Heh.

Finally, when the police arrived they issued her a citation for battery. But she’s a rich bitch (thanks to daddy) and I’m sure it ain’t no thang.

I wonder if Courtenay will be the next crazy Lindsay or something. Coked out, pantyless and crashing cars.. All the crazy party girls in Tinseltown have mellowed. We need some new trainwrecks to poke sticks at!

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At this very moment Gwen Stefani is about to give birth to her second child.

Stefani is currently at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles and was scheduled for a C-section at 10am PST.

Gwen, 38, and gorgeous hubby, Gavin Rossdale, already have a darling little boy, Kingston, 2.

InTouch reportedly spoke with a friend of Gwen’s who had this to say about the singer,

“Gwen’s so excited to have this baby because she gained a lot of weight during this pregnancy. She is ready to meet her new baby and get her body back.”

Of course that’s the concern. Geeze, give me a break! The woman hasn’t even had her child yet and already the gossip rags are all over her sh*t about losing the weight. That woman is bangable at almost any weight..

Anyhow, congrats to G&G on the new baby!

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Although you bitches don’t comment on here nearly enough, (don’t get me started) every once in awhile you all get on a roll and say some funny sh*t.

I couldn’t just pick one comment to highlight this week, there were multiple. So I decided to post them all, in case you missed them. I love it when you guys make me laugh.

So without further adieu, here are the snarkiest comments of the week.

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Reader ‘gumball‘ commented on Britney’s New Body, My Ass, Part II and had this to say about Britney’s supposed ‘new, thinner body’.

“What they mean is..I have a ‘functioning’ healthier body without acid reflux, flushing, muscular pains, fainting, weird hunger cravings, constipation, diarrhea, bloating, boils, rashes, oily skin and acne, monthly cramps or incontinence, etc..”

So right on the money! Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

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Reader ‘she once again‘ commented on Katy Perry’s Parents Hate Her ‘I Kissed a Girl’ song, and I have to agree 100% with what he/she said…

“If I was her mother I’d be ashamed that my daughter wrote such a crap song. Such a crap, crap song.”

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‘Amanda De Cavenet‘ thinks she knows who A Really Painful Blind Item is referring to. Apparently even the chickens are clucking about it..

“Its not a blind item here in Hollywood, they are talking about it at the KFC on sunset for crying out loud. everyone knows its Vinny.”

*****

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Former UK star Gary Glitter is stuck in lingo between the UK and Hong Kong. Everyone wants him to go home, but he won’t give up on loving those sweet under aged Asians. After his request to enter the country, Hong Kong officials gave him a big N-O. Apparently he doesn’t understand it in their language.

Glitter hit the front pages of Britain’s newspapers Wednesday.

In an editorial headlined “Who’d want him?” the conservative Daily Mail said “no country in its right mind would want this pervert at large on its soil.”

You’ve got to give it to him though, he’s got a fighting spirit. He’s already been banned from three different countries. He’s like those people that traverse the world for foreign delicacies: he’s not going home until he’s tried them all.