Amanda Bynes Gets in a Bind

Amanda Bynes found herself in a little rut after getting hit by a car Saturday afternoon:

“Ms. Bynes was driving a BMW when she made an unsafe turn and another car hit her,” LAPD Sgt. Murrel Pettway told PEOPLE. “It was determined that she was at fault, but no crime was committed.”

I don’t know what to think about this one. Whoever was in the other car is either a fan of Amanda Bynes (well she can put on this really cute act, I suppose) or just plain stupid. Everyone knows that when a celebrity is involved, you have to milk that money teat for all it’s worth. Even if that means repeatedly beating your head on the steering wheel until officers arrive.

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Published on August 25th, 2008 in Amanda Bynes

No Lady Can Hold Chris Kattan Down

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I suppose no one told Chris Kattan that once you get married, the game is over. After two months of being married to his wife, they are now legally getting a separation.

Papers filed Thursday by Kattan in L.A. Superior Court say the pair separated on Aug. 10 due to “irreconcilable differences.” The former couple also have a prenuptial agreement, the papers say.

This guy knows what he’s doing. I don’t know if this was a stunt just to get up her lady’s skirt or not, but prenuptial agreement? I’m quite sure he knew this thing wasn’t going to last that long. If anything, his wife probably thought that after she tied him down for good, she could beat the pimp and asshole out of him. Supposedly not. All hail the king.

Published on August 25th, 2008 in The Other Celebrity Planet

Paris Hilton & Sally Beauty Supply Launch ‘The Bandit’

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No, it’s not a vibrator, it’s even more hair extensions!

Paris Hilton introduces “The Bandit”: the first interchangeable hair extension headband made of the finest quality, heat resistant, 100% polyester fiber hair. Because the hair extensions are literally attached with Velcro to the headband, “The Bandit” is simple, easy to use and allows anyone to change their look within minutes! Say bye-bye to costly messy glues and unsightly hair damage. Say hello to beautiful Hollywood-worthy hair that will look great at the office or out on the town!

“The Bandit” comes in 3 different lengths - short (6?), medium (9?) and long (22?) - and is available in eight natural shades including Paris Blonde, Pale Blonde, Dark Blonde, Frosted, Maple Honey, Medium Brown, Dark Brown and Black. “The Bandit” is available exclusively at Sally Beauty Supply.

The part that makes me laugh is, ‘Finest Quality 100% Polyester’. What that means is keep away from flames, bitches!

And compare Paris’ extensions to the blond on the right (in the bottom pic). I doubt Paris is even wearing her own extensions.

Stumble it!

Published on August 25th, 2008 in Celebrity Endorsements, Celebrity Hairstyles, Hair, Paris Hilton

Kylie Minogue’s Limited Edition X Tour Book Photos

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Stumble it!

Published on August 25th, 2008 in Kylie Minogue, Photo Shoots

Britney’s Bad Hair Day

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Nearly everyday is a bad hair day for Britney Spears.

Her hair seems to be getting better though, along with her health, but even the best of hair extensions can only look so good when they are only brushed every three days.

Other bad hair days for Britney:

Published on August 22nd, 2008 in Britney Spears, Celebrity Hairstyles, Hair

Teri Hatcher’s Child Molesting Uncle Dies in Prison

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Teri Hatcher’s uncle, who molested Teri and later two young girls, died at the age of 70 while serving his sentence in prison.

Richard Hayes Stone was on his sixth year of a 14-year sentence at Chuckawalla Valley State Prison in Blythe, California. He died Tuesday due to colon cancer.

One of the girls whom he molested later committed suicide by shooting herself in the head.

Hatcher heard the sad story and it prompted her to come forward with her story of abuse by the same man. She says the abuse happened when she was only 5. As with most abuse victims, she was too afraid to tell anyone. She added that she hadn’t seen her uncle since she was 8 or 9.

Teri told Vanity Fair,

“That’s a victim thing; you ask yourself, ‘Am I just crazy? Did I make all this up?’ Somehow it might be easier to accept that you’re crazy and made it all up than to admit that it happened, and how awful it was.”

The prosecutor who put Stone behind bars commented on his death saying, “It closes the book on a very, very sad tragedy. Unfortunately, those who are still alive will always suffer from his actions.”

Published on August 22nd, 2008 in Celebrity Victims, Teri Hatcher, jail

Da Brat Sentenced to Three Years for Assault

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Rapper Da Brat was sentenced to three years in prison today for assaulting a woman in a nightclub last Halloween.

Brat, real name Shawntae Harris, hit the woman in that face with a rum bottle, causing permanent damage to her face. She plead guilty to aggravated assault.

Harris was also sentenced to seven years probation and 200 hours of community service.

Her family was in the courtoom and they cried as she was taken away to serve her sentence. She told her family she loved them and they told her the same.

The victim was a waitress at the nightclub. She was hospitalized after the fight and now has a scarred face.

Published on August 22nd, 2008 in Celebrities and the Law, Law, jail

Lindsay Lohan Denies Sexual Relationship With Courtenay Semel

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Here’s a TMZ video of a bunch of paparazzi stupidly falling all over themselves to get a shot at Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.

One of them asks Lindsay about Courtenay Semel and she insists, “It’s not true.”

Meanwhile, the folks over at Buzznet are saying that Courtenay’s supposed new love interest, Tila Tequila, and her aren’t really together, they’re just putting a show on for publicity.

The 60 photos and accompanying video reveal a lot of skin, a bit of lover’s playfulness and a complete lack of spur-of-the-moment authenticity. It’s as if stunted self-promoters Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt had been transformed into a pair of bikini-clad women who aren’t really that into one another.

Published on August 22nd, 2008 in Courtenay Semel, Gay, Gay Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan

It’s a Boy for Gwen & Gavin

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As we reported yesterday, Gwen Stefani gave birth at Cedars-Sinai medical center in Los Angeles yesterday.

We now know that the child is a boy and his name is Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.

Uh, ok.

I’m thinking Zuma probably is derived from Zuma Beach in Malibu. Maybe that’s where the little dude was conceived. You never know these things.

Anyhow, Zuma is a little chunk, he weighed 8½ pounds at birth. No wonder Gwen looked so big.

Gwen and Gavin releases the following statement:

“Kingston, Gwen and Gavin Rossdale welcomed the newest member of their family. Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy.”

What, no explanation on the name?

Published on August 22nd, 2008 in Celebrity Babies, Gwen Stefani, babies, births

Hi, I am Jerry Seinfeld, and I am a PC

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Since his glory days on the television screen, Jerry Seinfeld has been weaving in and out of the eyes of the public by appearing in cameos on shows and, most of all, endorsing various projects. This time around, he’s signing a contract to be the new face of Microsoft in the light of the ever growing popularity of the Apple. Television editor Brian Steinberg stands back to take a look at the situation.

Apple’s ad campaign “Get a Mac” pits a coat-and-tie clad older guy (John Hodgman) representing a PC, against jeans and T-shirt-wearing Justin Long, who plays the Mac. The commercials have also poked fun at Vista.

Steinberg said this latest campaign by Microsoft shows that the rivalry between the software company and Apple is reaching the intensity of Coke and Pepsi’s cola wars of years ago.

Basically, Microsoft is retorting by replacing Apple’s old guy with an even older guy. Does that sound right to you? Half of the people who were around in the late 80’s, early 90’s to fully enjoy the show barely know what a computer is, let alone a Microsoft enhanced PC. In my opinion, if they want this to work, they just need a really sexy chick to lick a two button mouse and say “Microsoft” a couple of times in between moaning. That ought to do the trick.

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Published on August 22nd, 2008 in Jerry Seinfeld

Emma Stone’s No Playboy Bunny, But She Sure Has Some Mean Shoulders

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Wait for it…wait for it. Any minute now those little ruffles balancing themselves on Emma Stone’s little black dress at the LA premiere of “The House Bunny” is going to come tumbling down. When that happens, all heads will roll. In the meantime, you can entertain yourself by picturing her bald–with those scary eyebrows she would be one helluva scary chick.

Published on August 22nd, 2008 in The Other Celebrity Planet

Miley Cyrus to Officially Be in Disney Hell

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Miley Cyrus is celebrating her 16th birthday party in style: at Disney World. The October 5th Party will be a private event at the park that a limited number of crazed teenage fans can purchase access to with a smile and 250 bucks.

“I only turn 16 once, so it’s going to be an awesome party with my favorite rides, hanging out with friends, fireworks and more,” she said in a statement. “I’ll even get to sing a couple songs.”

You’re not fooling anyone, Miley. We all the last place you want to be is under the scrutable eyes of the Disney empire that owns your ass. You’re just playing this happy facade because they threatened to pee in your cereal.