Archive for August, 2008

Dr. Dre’s Son Found Dead

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Dr. Dre’s son has been found dead at the age of 20.

He was discovered in his home in Woodland Hills on Saturday morning by his mother.

Around 10 am Saturday morning Andre Young Jr.’s mother went to check on him and found him unresponsive. She immediately called 911.

The cause of death is currently unknown and is pending the toxicology report.

Andre was reportedly out partying the night before and returned home around 5:30AM.

Possible overdose?

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Published on August 26th, 2008 in Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Tragedy, Deaths, sad

K-Ci and JoJo Must Be on Some Crack

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K-Ci and Jojo’s concert this weekend turned out to be more like some kind of deranged singathon as Jojo falls flat on his ass on stage. The best part about this is, K-Ci insists the show must go on, so while his brother is passed eout in the corner, he’s singing like there’s no tomorrow. In response to this, today K-Ci decided to speak on his and his brother’s behalf:

K-Ci called into Hot 97 in New York and informed them that Jojo is epileptic, but then — and this was actually something that came out of his mouth — he said, “When God say look, when God shuts your body down that’s it. Now people be talking junk abouts artists, man, it’s just crazy man, get them people a, I hate Bill Gates, I hate Bill Gates for inventing the computer, or whatever that’s called. You know I don’t mess with it, man.”

How are these people capable of forming coherent statements and then miraculously making them into song I wonder? Can K-Ci even read? Okay, I give him some credit, he’s not entirely illiterate, he at least managed to sound out his name when asked to put it on paper.

Published on August 26th, 2008 in The Other Celebrity Planet

Kate Hudson is One Sneaky Whore

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Kate Hudson is being sued for taking the secret ingredients from an up and coming hairline and using it to make her own cheaper rip-off.

According to a complaint filed Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court, the Los Angeles-based 220 Laboratories lobbed no fewer than 17 causes of action against Hudson and her hair guru Babaii, including fraud, misappropriation of trade secrets, breach of contract, breach of confidence and a host of other not-so-nice allegations, claiming the famous duo welshed on an oral contract establishing the lab as the sole providers of the range’s raw materials.

They should have saw it coming. We all know women. They ask each other where they get their clothes, and the next day you’ll catch them sporting that wardrobe like it’s no one’s business. People have learned throughout history that if you have something you don’t want being spread around the neighborhood, you don’t tell it to the females…or males, or transvestites for that matter.

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Published on August 26th, 2008 in Kate Hudson

Christina Aguilera is One Big Optical Illusion

Source: www.derekhail.com

You know, I’ve always thought that Christina Aguilerra was “okay” looking in that sort of third generation hooker Barbie kinda way, but after seeing these picks of her at the Nakheel/Trump party I realized how scary she can appear to be. Sure, she looks fine in this photo, but the closer you get, you have to ask yourself, “did I sneak a couple too many sips of my happy juice just a moment ago?” Because, boy how she transforms.

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Published on August 26th, 2008 in Christina Aguilera

Mikalah Gordon Always Wears Her Poker Face. Always.

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Women in see-thru tops always pique my curiosity. However Mikalah Gordon at the Next of Kin Premiere in LA makes me wonder is what’s under her top as equally scary as her nearly emotionless face? You can be the judge.

Published on August 26th, 2008 in The Other Celebrity Planet

And For the Boring Baby News..

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It seems like everyday there is another couple announcing their pregnancy, another baby or set of twins born into Hollywood royalty or another adoption of a child from a foreign country.

Well, today is no different! Same stuff, just different people.

Those making the baby news today are:

  • Alessandra Ambrosio, 27, and boyfriend, Jamie Mazur, welcomed a baby girl into the world Sunday. The Victoria’s Secret model gushed in a statement, “To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday Aug 24 at 7:32 p.m. She is 6.3 lbs. and absolutely perfect. She hasn’t cried once except for a second when they pulled her out. We have now felt a new kind of love and joy that we never knew existed.” The child was born in Brazil, her mother’s homeland.
  • Charlie Sheen, 42, and his wife, Brooke Mueller, 31, are expecting their first child together. The couple have been together for two years and married last May. Charlie has two daughters from his previous marriage to Denise Richards.
  • Gossip rags aren’t exactly scrambling to get exclusive rights to photographs of Ricky Martin’s baby boys. Although we hear there will be articles about the twins, no one is really interested in the babies making the cover. It seems some editors feel that Ricky won’t be forthcoming about his family’s story, so without the complete story there just isn’t that much interest.
  • Lindsay Lohan and lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson were spotted buying more than $300 worth of baby clothes this weekend at baby boutique Petit Tresor in Brentwood. They bought burp cloths, T-shirts and bibs. No word on who they were shopping for, but their rep’s insist they were not shopping for themselves.
  • Regardless of being millionaires many times over, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are eligible for more than $2600 a month in child benefits. The Jolie-Pitts moved to the south of France before the birth of their twins and there all residents are eligible for similar benes regardless of income. For the world famous couple, the benefits break down as follows, $975.84 a month for a nanny, and an orphan allowance of $508.97 for each adopted child. It’s doubtful that Brad and Angelina will accept the monthly payouts.

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Published on August 25th, 2008 in Celebrity Babies, Pregnancy, Pregnant Celebrities, babies, births

Blake’s Mom Wants Amy Put Away

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Blake Incarcerated’s mother, Georgette Civil, wants her daughter-in-law, Amy Winehouse, to be arrested after she was filmed snorting cocaine off a CD case in a Camden club last month.

Georgette told News of the World that prison would do Amy far more good than rehab.

“I’m shocked by the video. When I look at Amy I think: ‘For Christ’s sake, just get a grip of yourself.’ Enough is enough.

As the police know Amy is a drug addict - and she has now been caught twice on film taking illegal drugs - they should arrest her and put her behind bars. Rehab clinics are a waste of money, unless you want them to work. Amy doesn’t want to give up drugs, so she’s got to learn the hard way in prison.

Police have to act. She is making a mockery of the law. It has got to stop. The price Amy has got to pay is losing her freedom.”

A few months back, Britain’s top police officer, Sir Ian Blair, said he wanted celebrity junkies who were caught doing drugs on film to be prosecuted.

However, Amy has been caught on film before, and police couldn’t prove what she was taking so therefore they couldn’t charge her. So I don’t see how this is going to be any different.

Georgette says that her son’s wife needs to get clean because her husband has already done so while serving time.

“Prison has helped Blake give up drugs and he’s doing brilliantly in Edmunds Hill. When he went in Pentonville last November he was in a terrible mess. His skin was a horrible dirty yellow color, he was painfully thin and he had dead eyes. I will never forget that haunted look. I feared we were going to lose him. But they gave him amazing medical treatment in prison to get him off drugs and then helped him conquer his personal demons. It worked a miracle.

Now nine months on he looks amazing. He has put on nearly two stone (28 pounds) in weight, his skin is glowing with health and he is so relaxed and happy. But while Blake has been inside, Amy has gone disastrously downhill. Prison worked for Blake. It’s the only thing that can now save Amy.”

Although I don’t see it happening, at least not due to this particular video, I do agree that she needs to be put away somewhere where she has no access to drugs. But it won’t happen unless she gets caught firsthand by a police officer.

I have a hard time believing that Blake is 30 pounds heavier and off drugs completely. He was as much of a mess as his wife before he went into the clink. Hopefully it’s true for Amy’s sake, it might be her only chance.  But honestly, I don’t think that her husband could even save her at this point.

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Published on August 25th, 2008 in Amy Winehouse, Celebs & Drugs, Junkies, Trainwrecks, drugs

Madonna Kicks Off Her Tour

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Madonna kicked off her Sticky & Sweet tour this weekend in front of 40,000 fans at Cardiff Millenium Stadium in the UK.

Madge was about 30 minutes late but the crowd went wild when she made a grand entrance on a throne in knee-high black boots and fishnets. Nothing has changed for Madonna, who still puts on the most elaborate of shows..and still loves to show that vag.

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Published on August 25th, 2008 in Concerts, Madonna

Kim Kardashian May or May Not Be on DWTS 7

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Honestly, I can’t believe anyone cares.

I hate Dancing With the Stars, it’s like the new Lawrence Welk! It’s cheesy, it’s boring and I could give a crap about most of the ’stars’ they have on the show. I know most reality shows are complete garbage, but this one is the grime in the bottom of the trashcan!

Ok, enough with my rant.

Kim Kardashian is supposedly scheduled to be on the show next season. TMZ says that Kimmy has been practicing but suffered a major setback yesterday when she cut her foot on a glass table.

No, she wasn’t dancing on glass tables, (which I wouldn’t be surprised if she was, because I really don’t think she’s that smart) it was a glass coffee table in a hotel room that got her. The cut was probably pretty deep because there was blood everywhere. Kim was rushed to the hospital where she was treated.

If you do care, here is next season’s preliminary line up.

The funny/sad thing is, while everyone is freaking out about Kim, DWTS and her foot, one of the Barenaked Ladies survived a fricking plane crash yesterday!

Ed Robertson and three passengers on a Cessna 206 crashed in Ontario, Canada at about 12:30pm. All of them were able to walk away from the scene.

Deputy fire chief Brian Sears said the passengers were very lucky to have survived the crash. He said they climbed out of a window and that none of them suffered a single scratch.

The band’s spokesperson Adam Smith stated, “Everyone is fine, and that is the important thing. That’s all the comment we have at this time.”

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Published on August 25th, 2008 in Illness, Kim Kardashian, Reality TV Shows, accidents

Paris Hilton is the Gift that Keeps on Giving

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And now YOU too can look just like a skanky whore with Paris Hilton’s new designer line. Presenting to all those women out there down on their luck in their search for man meat, we give to you…interchangeable Velcro hair extensions!

Showing off her new line of slip-on fake plastic hair at a Malibu press event this Saturday, Hilton noted, “My goal was to bring myself and my personality into this project. I have been wearing extensions for years, and there is nothing out there like this product. Every woman should have one.”
YES. Paris knows men, and men don’t like bald-headed hoes.
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Helena Bonham Carter Has Another Reason to Be Weird

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Helena Bonham Carter is reportedly grieving over the loss of a few relatives that were vacationing in South Africa.

The 14-year-old son of the star’s cousin Fiona Bonham Carter was said to be the youngest victim, while his mother, 51, escaped with a broken collar-bone and his older brother suffered whiplash.

Their vehicle reportedly lost control and overturned on a road near the Welgevonden game reserve.

I don’t know exactly how much grieving she does, because they seem like such a distant part of her family, but knowing Helena, any sad event calls for a Gothic celebration. Right now, I can imagine Tim Burton and their kids drinking elephants’ blood as they try to call back the spirits of Helena’s relatives in hopes that they can give them some info about the afterlife they can use in a new movie. I’m just saying.

Published on August 25th, 2008 in The Other Celebrity Planet

Madonna’s “Sticky and Sweet” Tour: Wrong on So Many Levels

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Don’t do it! Don’t look! For the love of God someone tell Madonna to close her legs! If you stare closely between the gray wrinkly shanks lodged inbetween, I promise you that you will glimpse images of the impending apocalypse. In addition to this, someone needs to tell her those veiny arms she’s been using to jerk off her husband ain’t cute.

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Published on August 25th, 2008 in Madonna, The Other Celebrity Planet