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Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael Lohan confirmed to the masses that he and his very young girlfriend are engaged! What a lovely couple. Anyways, moving on. Michael goes on to gossip with the press about various things including Lindsay’s recent obsession with girlfriend SamRo:

“People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

Dad! Stop being a hypocrite. It seems like running around with twenty-something year old gold diggers is a popular trend in the family. At least we know Lindsay won’t be getting anybody pregnant anytime soon.

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Over the weekend, Dr. Dre’s son passed away in his California home.  This comes across as a little unfortunate being that he’s only twenty years old.

Andre Young Jr. was out with friends Friday night and his mother later found him “unresponsive in bed” when she tried to wake him early Saturday morning, coroner’s spokesman Ed Winter told Reuters. She immediately called paramedics, who later pronounced Young dead at the scene.

Coroners haven’t found the reason of his death just yet, but they say results won’t come in for a good six weeks.  It looks like Dr. Dre, despite all of his magic with words, ain’t too good of a doctor.  Maybe it’s about time he invested in some classes.

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Kara DioGuardi this season joins the judges for American Idol in hopes to add some extra opinions and insults to the new lineup of singers trying to break a record deal.

A smiling Abdul said she was excited to have another woman at the judges’ table. She had expressed uncertainty about the new format in a radio interview the day before, telling Phoenix’s 104.7 KISS-FM that she was “concerned about the audience and acceptance. Time will tell. We’ll see.”

I’m taking that’s Paula’s kindhearted way of letting everyone know that Kara poses some threat to her in the show.  If there is a judge that is significantly younger and sexier than her, then who is going to sleep with that hag for a spot in the top ten?  Answer: absolutely no one.

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Ali and Lindsay Lohan are about to get a new stepmom in their lives.

Michael Lohan, 48, has proposed marriage to his longtime girlfriend, Erin Muller, 24.

Daddy Lohan knows how to milk it too. He says, “We picked out a ring, but it’s not official.”  You see, he refuses to say it’s official until certain “family issues are resolved”.

However, it was official enough to talk about publicly.

When asked if Lindsay’s relationship with Samantha Ronson was the problem, he clarified saying that his father is battling cancer and that’s his main concern at this point. Oh yeah, and that little paternity case thingy.

“We’re waiting for the paternity test and my father’s situation to be resolved.”

Kristi Kaufmann claims Lohan is the father of her child. A child that was supposedly conceived while Michael was having an affair on his ex-wife, Dina. He has since submitted his DNA for testing but won’t be processed until the court orders it to be.

And so much for being ‘unofficial’. Muller was spotted showing off her flashy ring this past weekend at the Mercedes-Benz Bridgehampton Polo Tournament.

At that same event Michael talked openly about his daughter’s lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson. He said,

“I’m not happy. Ever since she got out of rehab and all these people came back into her life, things haven’t been right. People like Samantha Ronson don’t need to be around Lindsay. She shouldn’t be dragging Lindsay around nightclubs. Who was Samantha Ronson before Lindsay Lohan? She was nobody. She is using her for her own gain. All these people have inserted themselves into her life like parasites, and it’s not right. I’m done with them.”

And as usual, he had a few spare words for his ex-wife.

“Dina is a kiss-ass. She’s just nice to everybody, trying to be friends with everyone, just so she can be on Lindsay’s good side. And it is wrong. She should be a mother first.”

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Mia Tyler, plus-size model and daughter of Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler, says she believes that her mother encouraged drug use at an early age.

She says when she was eight-years old her mother would encourage her to eat hemp seeds.

Mia says of her unusual childhood,

“It was challenging. I grew up real fast. I saw things I might not normally see.  There were pot seeds around and I would pick them up. My mom thought it was funny if I ate them.”

Mia claims her days of substance abuse are now behind her.

“I lead a hard life early on so i can lead an early life now.”

Her mother, model Cyrinda Fox, died of brain cancer in 2002.

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Here are a couple photos from Kate Moss‘ recent black & white photo shoot with Interview magazine.

The UK’s Daily Mail thinks the photographer was going for a sort of Bardot look, I say she looks more like a cross between Madonna and a blonde Amy Winehouse!

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Kelly Osbourne was snapped by the paparazzi today as she left her home in London, not bothering to cover up a black eye.

Kelly has a mouth on her sometimes, maybe she pissed somebody off.  Someone like her BFF Amy Winehouse?  Now wouldn’t that be funny.  We know how bitchy Amy can get after not sleeping for three days..

Who or what do you think caused the damage?  However it happened, it doesn’t look like it felt very pleasant!

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“I’m trying to paint a realistic picture of who my father is. I think The Osbournes, to a degree, tarnished the public’s perception of my dad as a bit of a senile, funny, bumbling guy. Yeah, my dad can be that guy, but it’s not him. I think that almost discredited who he is as an artist. My dad’s not an idiot — he’s nothing short of a genius, in my opinion. He does have huge flaws, and we’re trying to really paint an honest picture of that.”

- Ozzy Osbourne’s son, Jack Osbourne, is working on a documentary about his father that he hopes will show his real side.

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See, karma does exist!

Denise Richard’s crappy ass reality show has been canceled!

The E! channel has decided to pull the plug on the attention whore’s show, It’s Complicated.  (Even the name of the show gets under my skin!)

A source said, “The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode.  But the audience has dropped off. ”

Richards sucks as a reality star about as much as she sucks as an actress.

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Pamela Anderson must be delusional from all that STD infested jizz she has swallowed throughout the years.

She thinks that the more makeup she wears, the sexier and younger it makes her appear.  On the contrary. Lighten up on the whore paint, Pammy!  Your face is looking as used up as your snatch!

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All that drama over her stinking foot yesterday.  What a joke. 

Like I said yesterday, her foot made front page while the amazing story about Barenaked Ladies frontman surviving a plane crash was barely mentioned!

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