Archive for August, 2008

Mackenzie Phillips Caught with White on Her Nose

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Mackenzie Phillips walked away in handcuffs today after passing through security.  Supposedly she had drugs on her.

“Following a secondary screening, she was found to be in possession of what appeared to be cocaine and heroin,” said Sgt. Jim Holcomb of Los Angeles Airport Police.

Phillips possessed a “small amount” of drugs packaged in balloons and plastic bags, according to Holcomb.

So what’s a party without a little fairy dust?  When you get older, ballons become lame.  I’m quite sure she just came back from someone who was trying to bring some magic back into a party for the hundredth time, and apparently that meant insuring that everyone in the vicinity couldn’t feel their tongue.  Mackenzie can’t help it if she wanted to keep a little souvenir to leave in her scrapbook.  God only knows how much more people can stand hanging out with her before she turns into the swamp thing.

Published on August 28th, 2008 in The Other Celebrity Planet

Jodie Foster Sort of Defies Gravity

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At the UK premiere of Daylight Robbery, Jodie Marsh’s boobs decided to take Jodie out for a walk in the spotlight.  This time around those tight revealing clothing that she usually wears was a little bit too revealing: not hiding the fact that gravity, in relation to her breasts, are ever present.  In addition, I would seriously like to know what is that thing under her top that’s holding her outfit together, but my imagination won’t let me to believe its anything but her hard cold nipples.

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Published on August 28th, 2008 in Jodie Marsh

OJ Simpson: Like Father, Like Daughter

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O.J. Simpson is yet again involved with the police, but this time it’s because of his 39 year old daughter Arnelle.  After a heated argument about the lack of support O.J.’s first wife receives (she’s so poor she works at Wal-Mart), his daughter went all smack down on his ass.

In a rage, Arnelle shoved O.J. violently into a glass cupboard in the kitchen.

“O.J. hit the cupboard hard and the glass shattered all over him.  He fell to the floor, bleeding,” said the source.

According to the police report, Simpson told cops he didn’t want to file assault charges against his own daughter.

O.J., you raised your daughter well.  She’s practically the spitting image of you, however you guys should get together and show her how a real attempted murder is done.

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Published on August 28th, 2008 in O.J. Simpson

Desperately Airbrushed Fembots

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This promo clip is way too Sex and the City! Hate it!

Season 5 of Desperate Housewives begins on September 28th at 9 pm PST on ABC!

Yeah, I still watch it. But I have to say, it’s nothing like it was in the beginning. The edge of your seat suspense is gone and everything has turned cheesy and predictable. I just look forward to the last season wrapping up with a bang!

Here are the new promo photos..

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Pink’s Music Promo Photoshoot

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Either you love or you hate Pink.

With me, it’s a love/hate thing. I hate her music, but I love her ‘I don’t give a sh*t’ attitude. She doesn’t care what people think about her, she’s not afraid to be herself and she’s a little crazy. I dig chicks like that.

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Published on August 27th, 2008 in Carey Hart, Photo Shoots, Pink

Pink’s Music Promo Photoshoot

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Either you love or you hate Pink.

With me, it’s a love/hate thing. I hate her music, but I love her ‘I don’t give a sh*t’ attitude. She doesn’t care what people think about her, she’s not afraid to be herself and she’s a little crazy. I dig chicks like that.

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Published on August 27th, 2008 in Carey Hart, Photo Shoots, Pink

Mackenzie Phillips is Still a Junkie

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Apparently Mackenzie Phillips‘ (One Day at a Time, American Graffiti) drug days are not a thing of the past.

Around 10:00 am this morning as she was being screened by security, baggies of cocaine and heroin fell to the floor.  Officer responded and she was promptly arrested.  She is currently in custody.

Mackenzie is the daughter of John Phillips of The Mamas and the Papas, and the stepdaughter of Michelle Phillips, also in the band.

Phillips has a long history with drug abuse and  once said she started using marijuana and LSD when she was 12.  She claims her father showed her how to shoot up when she was 18.  Around that same time Mick Jagger, who was a guest in the Phillip’s home, seduced her saying, “I’ve been waiting to do this since you were ten years old.”  Eww!

Poor Mackenzie.  Still fighting those demons. And with a screwed up childhood like that, it’s not surprising.

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Ron Jeremy’s Interview With TIME

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The most popular male porn star in the world, Ron Jeremy, chats it up with TIME magazine in a new interview about his crazy life.

Jeremy talks about how he got into the porn industry, what it was like and how it has affected his relationships.  Great read!

TIME: How did you get your start in the porn industry?

Ron Jeremy: Like many Jewish boys, I was working up in the Catskills, as a waiter and the maitre d’ at the Paramount Hotel. I was doing theater, and it was a very difficult situation, especially in New York, where you couldn’t be an extra unless you were part of the Screen Actors Guild. I was making no money. We agreed — my girlfriend Alice and I — to take some pictures in the deluxe wing of the Paramount. We knew women could do Playboy and that might lead to a career in theater, film. I thought I would try it out and at least get some kind of exposure, pardon the pun. So my girlfriend took the photographs and sent them to Playgirl. I thought maybe they would agree to bring me to L.A. for a layout, and while I’m in L.A. I’ll try to get some work in Hollywood. Then Playgirl called and they said we have good news and bad news. The bad news is they weren’t going to fly me anywhere. The good news is that they were going to use the pictures we had taken.

How did the public respond to the photos?

I had used my real name: Ron Hyatt, from Queens, New York; likes to go hang gliding and sailing when he gets the chance, and working on his master’s degree in special education. A lot of people looked up R. Hyatt in Queens, New York, but they were getting my grandmother, Rose Hyatt, who lived downstairs. My poor grandmother was being woken up night and day, mostly by guys. Playgirl likes to think that their audience is mostly women, but no, no, the majority is gay. My poor grandma had to move. Then my dad sat me down and said, “I don’t know what cockamamie business you are getting into. You want to do something, fine, you’re an adult, but don’t you ever use the family name again.” So I used my middle name, which is Jeremy.

What was your path to the porn industry?

I quit teaching because I was making no money. After Playgirl I went to see a filmmaker I knew. Joe said he only did adult movies, so I said that’s kind of sleazy. Then I did theater for a few months and starved. So I went back to Joe and thought, it’s not so bad. I asked my family what they thought and they said, [we] aren’t crazy about the idea but if you really want to do this go ahead, if you think it may be a shortcut to the mainstream. So Joe put me in my first adult film, Tigresses and Other Man-eaters. I spent an hour in makeup and they never once saw my face.

Were you embarrassed during the filming?

Yes, a little. There were some professionals there who had done it for a while. I wasn’t getting the liftoff as quickly as they did. It was embarrassing. It’s funny because now, years later when I am not taking Viagra and the other guy does, I am still slow to the punch. I am the slow man on the totem pole. It was embarrassing because I was not used to being nude and having sex in a room full of people.

Continue reading Ron Jeremy’s Interview after the cut!

Were your friends shocked that you were doing this?

The funniest dialogue came from the Catskills, where I had been working as a waiter for so many years of my life. They had this thing called “Bungalow Bunnies,” where the women would stay up in the Catskills and their husbands would leave to work. They didn’t really care if their wives were messing around because they were doing the same thing with their secretaries back in Manhattan. We were up in the Catskills, and I had a very good sex life, to the point where when I was once late to dinner and told the maitre d’ I was with a girl. He said, and I remember his exact words, “Anybody else I would forgive but with you it’s like brushing your teeth. You’re late; you’re being docked pay.” So when they heard, Ron’s doing porn, they said, “That’s not a big shock, is it?”

What did you enjoy about making these movies?

This might sound corny or cheesy, but I just loved acting, doing dialogue. All my friends were still doing theater off-off-Broadway and I was doing film. Yes it’s porn, but it still goes into theaters. They still had acting back then. They had big scripts. There were no videos back then, no DVDs, no Internet. I came at a time they called the Golden ’80s.

Did you enjoy the sex or did it become tedious?

I did to an extent. The acting I always loved because it’s taking on a role, but the sex was 50-50. There is always a little nervousness that you are going to be naked in front of a room full of guys and a couple of makeup artists. You did some dialogue and then they would say, “OK, Ronnie, let’s go.” It was a bit uncomfortable in the beginning, but once your body and your mind told you you’ve done it before, you can do it again. It became kind of fun.

What kind of people were in the industry?

In the ’70s it was a hippie-dippie-sexual-revolution-Woodstock kind of gig. Flower children in many ways. Pot smokers, though once in a while you would see cocaine or a pill. Most of them had been to college. Some have come from broken homes, some from abusive homes. What I tell kids when I lecture in colleges is that porn is largely a microcosm of Hollywood itself. There were kids who wanted to do something goofy and crazy. Some were actors who wanted to go for an acting career, like me, and settled for this because acting was just a murderously difficult thing to get into. It’s thousands of people chasing so few jobs, with everyone driving a taxi, working as a waiter.

Did you get rich doing it?

I did well, not so much through porn but because of the marketing that came from porn: the rolling papers, the penis pills — which I’m on a lot of infomercials for — the skateboards and the T-shirts made me fairly wealthy. Also the reality shows, which came because of porn both here and in Europe. I go to topless clubs and nude clubs, crack jokes and do a burlesque act while the girls are stripping. I make jokes and then we do autographs, meet and greets, like the ambassador of good will. That has added real good money to the bank account.

Have you been able to have romantic relationships while living this life?

It’s very, very difficult. If you look at statistics, the majority of marriages around the world don’t work, which is very sad because they can work. Now let’s go to porn. Very rarely do they ever last a long time. There are a few I’m proud of that are going strong, but it’s so difficult because you have to have the alternative lifestyle attitude. I don’t know if we were meant to be totally monogamous. Early cultures weren’t; Greek, Romans, some Asian societies today, but it’s the Judeo-Christian attitude that came along that made us feel guilty of straying. You could love your wife to pieces and it’s only your genitals that are doing the traveling, but it’s a hard thing to understand. You can be emotionally monogamous and physically not monogamous. I think Viagra is one of the greatest gifts to monogamy. You may not need it to be with the blonde down the street or get a lap dance, but to be with your wife of 20 years or your wife who’s 50, you may need Viagra.

Are you still doing any porn?

I just did one a few days ago, a benefit for a great New York director who has serious colon cancer. We all did a free porn film. I did a sex thing with a sweet girl named Candy, she’s actually here because we did a scene and she is staying over. (Giggling in the background.) I am also doing a horror film in Arizona called Blood Moon Rising.

Is it still fun?

I would never admit this, and my dad warned me of this, but the libido does lose a little as you get older. Nature is cruel! As you get older, as you get into your 50s, it is more effort to get into liftoff. I’m 55, and it’s a bit of a strain, but it’s not to the point where it’s a chore because then I just wouldn’t do it. I don’t have to do porn anymore for economic reasons. However, I like to stay current. I don’t want to be an ex-porn star.

Ron Jeremy has a new book, The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz: Horny Women, Hollywood Nights & The Rise of the Hedgehog!

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Published on August 27th, 2008 in Celebrity Sex, Celebrity Sluts, Interviews, Porn Stars, Ron Jeremy, Sex, Sluts

It Must Be the End of Summer..

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Because Star magazine has graced their cover, once again, with the Best & Worst beach bodies!

Haven’t they already done this 2 or 3 times this summer? I guess it’s better than another ‘Britney Got Her Body Back/Britney’s Getting Fat Again’ cover.

Can you guess which bodies were Hot and which were Not?

I tell you what would be really fun! Getting pics of all the fat asses who work at Star magazine in their bikinis and Speedos. I promise you, it would not be a pretty picture..

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Published on August 27th, 2008 in Celebrity Weight, Celebs in Bikinis, Magazine Covers, bikinis, weight

Matthew McConaughey’s Dad Died While Having Sex With His Mom

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You have to love this family. Seriously!

Matthew McConaughey’s mother, Kay McConaughey, is coming out with a new book that tells her family story.

I Amaze Myself is full of off-the-wall stories about the McConaugheys, and Kay doesn’t hold back when telling them. The woman certainly has a sense of humor and now we know where her son gets it.

In the book, Kay tells of Matthew’s father’s death. He died the way any man on this earth would love to go. While having sex with his wife!

Kay tells Us Weekly,

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!”

Amen, sister!  Hooray for Jim!

It seems Kay was a real horn dog for her man - and his penis!   When her husband, Jim, could not be revived, she sent him out of this world like he came into it. In the nude.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

Yeah, I’m sure the paramedics were thrilled to check his gift out! Ha!  That explains that HUGE bulge in Matthew’s shorts, bitches!

Keeping with the sex theme, Kay also dished that her gorgeous son was no accident. She had Matthew after marrying Jim for the third time.

“I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?. That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”

Well, it’s certainly no surprise where Matthew gets his honest, off-the-wall quirkiness!  Personally, I think it’s hot.  No snobby Hollywood family here!

Sounds like I have a new book on my ‘to read’ list!

Check out more of the book at:  IAmazeMyself.com.

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Eva Mendes Has No Taste

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Do you remember that scene from The Little Mermaid where Ariel first comes up to shore?  She’s all naked and she knows that prince guy was coming, so instead of leaving everything as perfect as it already is, she makes some messed up dress out of some ratty tarp?  THIS IS THAT DRESS.  Surely Eva Mendes at the ACP Mag’s “30 days of fashion and beauty” function thought that this would be cute because it’s long and reminds her of Tweety bird.  Not so. This thing doesn’t fit her at all, and I don’t know what’s going on underneath all that see-thru crap. Are those pockets hanging from her boobs?  Geez.

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Isabelli Fontana Redefines Crotchrockets Everywhere

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If all biker chicks looked like this, I would probably invest in a motocycle thanks to Isabelli Fontana’s photoshoot featured in Brazil’s Vogue.  She wears just enough leather to keep her from looking like a Maxtrix looking lesbian.  I think she could go for a little bit of lipstick here and there, but outside of that I give her one hard pulsating salute.

Published on August 27th, 2008 in The Other Celebrity Planet