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MTV’s “BUSTED” Sneak Peek airs tonight, August 18th, at 10:30pm.

Beginning Monday, August 25th, there will be new half-hour episodes airing at 6pm Mon-Thurs.

Watch dumb people get arrested. Always good entertainment!

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From NylonMag.com:

The most famous misfit in the world in an exclusive photo shoot for NYLON.

When NYLON Korea’s editors came to us and said, “Get Lindsay Lohan for our first issue,” our mission was clear: Shoot LiLo in a cool, honest way without losing her natural star power.

We think we’ve done that, thanks to Marvin’s photos and some easygoing styling from fashion junkies Anda + Masha.

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That annoying twit, Heidi Montag, is back with another super sickening single, Overdosin’.

She sounds like a fricking singing computer - or a mouse on helium. It’s awful, awful, awful. Please Heidi, won’t you do a live show and show us how truly talented you really aren’t?

[ONTD]

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Here are some sweet, sweet photography of Anna Kournikova for the next issue of Maxim. After looking at her flat stomach, tight ass and supple breasts, someone has to make a law prohibiting Anna from wearing anything other than a bikini. It would be a crime to not constantly admire such an excellent body.

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“Angelina Jolie and her vacuous hubby Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more.”

- Roseanne Barr lashes out on Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in a recent blog post about the couple’s charitable contributions.

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Of all the blind items I have heard, this one might prove to be the most disturbing.

From Page Six:

“Which hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex’s apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut..â€?

Ok, so I am trying to come up with some good guesses here. It looks like the key words are ‘heartthrob’ and ‘hunk’. So it’s obviously a sexy, sought after actor. Here are some possibilities…

Christian Bale, Eddie Murphy, Ed Norton, Brandon Frasier, Mike Myers, James Franco and Vin Diesel.

I am going with one of the latter two. They are the only two who are really considered to be ‘hunky’ out of the bunch. I would like to say Eddie Murphy because I can’t stand the smug assh*le, but he isn’t exactly considered a ‘heartthrob’, unless you ask the trannys he employs..

My question is, why isn’t the victim coming out with this information? Damn, people like Mr. Rapist need to be outed for the sick f*cks that they are! I would have been running to the doctor after the attack and having that bitch’s sperm saved for DNA evidence.

People like this deserve to be ruined!

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Did anyone hit up the ‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’ Pool Party at the Palms in Vegas this weekend?

Costumes and/or masks were required and tickets went for $225.

A few people that you might know showed up for the bash.

Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend, Bridget Marquardt, who was pretty much A-list when it came to the other ‘celebrity’ attendees.  She showed up in a sort of Little Bo Peep costume with a tiara. I don’t think she came as anything, I think she just wanted to look, well, like she should be standing on top of a cake..

Brandy M. from Rock of Love was there, remember her infamous puking scene?  Bitch did a pretty good job keeping the vomit inside of her mouth with that Little Dutch Boy/finger in the dyke thing she did. Anyhow, I think she went as the female Bret Michaels..

Ian Ziering, who says he will not star in the new 90210 because it “is a step backwards,â€? also attended the party.  It looks like he put about as much effort into his costume as he does his career.

The there is Seth Binzer, a.k.a. Shifty Shellshock, whose 34th birthday is next Saturday.  This former lead singer of Crazy Town disappeared while filming the follow-up to VH1’s Celebrity Rehab (Sober Living).  It is assumed he took the money he had made from the production and split to buy drugs with it.  It is unknown whether he ever made it back to finish the show - but it’s doubtful.  Looks like he is back to his old, crackhead ways again.  I’m sure he and his posse reserved a poolside cabana where they could get their gack on.

And what did you do this weekend?

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Rosanne Bar goes all out on her blog in response to Angelina Jolie’s silence in regards to which presidential candidate to endorse. Rosanne’s claiming she’s all into McCain but she’s not coming out with it yet.

She also mentions two of the other kids are Vietnamese and Thai (actually Maddox is Cambodian), saying their real families are “victims of America’s right wing military incursions…”

Roseanne goes on to claim — Brad has brought in $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic films and gives away a relatively paltry $3 mil “to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity.”

Well it’s true that it’s hip to look like you “give a crap about humanity,” and adopting third world children is just as fashionable as walking around with a toy poodle, the fact is there are some actors out there that put on some really convincing tears when you let them talk about saving the whales. So who does one necessarily back? The really sexy Angelina Jolie or…it?

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It doesn’t look like Avril Lavigne will be going to Malaysia anytime soon. Avril is scheduled for an East Asian tour starting this month and her first stop is in Malaysia, however Malaysia’s Islamics are claiming that her performance will be, get this, “too sexy.”

“It is considered too sexy for us. … It’s not good for viewers in Malaysia,” said Kamarulzaman Mohamed, a party official. “We don’t want our people, our teenagers, influenced by their performance. We want clean artists, artists that are good role models.”

Well it looks like if they get their way, their teenagers are doomed to another school year getting off on some obscure artist’s shin, or getting it on in a back alley with a goat. I feel sorry for the poor rascals, honestly. There should be a charity where we airdrop issues of Playboy and Penthouse on their asses. I bet then, they wouldn’t mind a Canadian or two singing their heart out on their stage.

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Here are some nice photos of Hayden Panettiere from her Smallz & Raskind Prestige photo shoot.There’s one thing that I’m quite sure Hayden Panettiere has over those older people: far less touch up work. I can’t imagine this being anything but Hayden’s young supple milky skin and flat chest. The make up, the lighting, the bad clothing all come together to create one somewhat hot photo shoot.

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Kim Kardashian is telling the press to kiss her big fat booty goodbye. After she realized that more people recognize her from behind than any other angle, she’s considering jumping on the bandwagon and losing a few pounds.

“I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” she told Radar. “When you’re posing on the red carpet and the paparazzi shout, ‘Turn around! Turn around!’ — it gets a little offensive.”

A memorial service to celebrate the life of an incredible ass is scheduled to commence this weekend around five. It is encouraged that all those in attendance bring really large paddles.

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