Archive for August 13th, 2008

Cindy Margolis Finds Fountain of Youth

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When Cindy Margolis showed up at the playboy mansion last weekend, she definitely was aware of the secret to aging: divert eyes anyway possible away from face. Her dress is so tight, you can practically hear each strand scream as they try to keep themselves together, and holy crap, did I mention how her boobs are shinier than her tacky dress? I am shocked and appalled over the fact that no one walked up to her and built a nest in those things, because it’s like putting a “no trespassing” sign in front of a haunted mansion. You know someone’s going to go in there.

Published on August 13th, 2008 in Cindy Margolis

Lauren Conrad is Moving

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Lauren Conrad tells the press that after recording for “The Hills” first season is over, she’s packing her bags and heading on the road. A lot of this spawns from the complaints from angry neighbors for the past couple months about the paparazzi and filming crew that go around now in the area disturbing the peace. They, simply put, want to make sure she knows that she’s not wanted. However, Lauren’s claiming she’s leaving for an entirely different reason. Yeah, right.

“You can hear the tour guides like, ‘Just yesterday, we saw Lauren Conrad pulling into her driveway and she stopped to get the mail,’” LC recounted to Malkin. “And Lo [Lauren Bosworth] was walking down the street one day and they were like, ‘Here on the left we have a celebrity dog walker walking Chloe.’ They knew my dog’s name and Lo was like, ‘They just called me a celebrity dog walker!’”

It looks like when those old women get a little competition in the area, instead of brushing out the cobwebs deeply situated between their legs, they bring on the college girl pranks. If Lauren stayed any longer, they might’ve taped KICK ME signs on her back or left doggie doodie on her front doorstep. Come on Lauren, you’re a hot lady with something in your head faintly resembling intelligence; don’t give up the fight! Swap out their red devil nail polish for some out of season white, or better yet steal all of their binoculars and burn them in a pyre in your backyard.

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Published on August 13th, 2008 in Lauren Conrad

Celebrity Quote of the Day - Samantha Ronson

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“I stay away from the tabloids. I’m not going to talk about Lindsay because she’s my friend, you know? She’s great. She’s also 22 years old. I think people forget that. With the Internet the way it is, one second we’re enemies, one second we’re best friends, one second we’re lovers, and then we’re broken up.”

- Samantha Ronson says both she and Lindsay Lohan refuse to discuss their relationship publicly.

Published on August 13th, 2008 in Celebrity Quotes, Gay, Gay Celebrities, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson

Co-Stars Pissed That Tori Spelling Won’t Be on 90210

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It just doesn’t seem right. How can there be a 90210 without Tori Spelling?

With Jennie Garth and Shannon Doherty set to bring the 90s Gen-X drama back, it seemed only obvious that Tori would be included. And at first, she was. That is until the CW network decided to pay Tori less that her co-stars.

Garth isn’t happy about it, and recently she vented to EW.com, telling them she wishes things could have worked out differently.

“They [the media] think we’re at war over salary with Tori. I didn’t know I was at war with Tori. I’m really bummed because I love Tori and I was psyched Tori was going to be on the show.

I think she should definitely get paid as much as either of us is getting paid. Her father created the show. It just seems wrong if that’s the case.

I don’t know what really happened because I haven’t talked to her. I would like to talk to her.”

As for Shannon Doherty, the ex-bad girl says that, she too, wishes Tori was involved in the production. She also insists reports of the women’s salary amounts are completely off. “They didn’t even get the numbers right, so I don’t know if it’s about the money either.”

Garth adds that it’s not too late to keep campaigning for her friend, “I’ll try to butt my head in whenever I can and tell people what I think about it.”

A CW spokesperson claims that there are no plans for Spelling to appear on the show.

Published on August 13th, 2008 in Comebacks, Jennie Garth, Shannon Doherty, Television, Tori Spelling

Katie Holmes Arriving for Rehearsals in Manhattan

Published on August 13th, 2008 in Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise

Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky to be Married by Mark Consuelos

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Mark Consuelos, husband of Kelly Ripa, will be the one to join Howard Stern and Beth Ostravsky in marriage at an October ceremony.

Mark is an ordained minister and might possibly have become ordained just for this occasion.

Rumor has it that there will be a huge “civil pre-wedding” wedding this weekend in the Hamptons.

Howard was married to his last wife, Alison from 1978-20, although the couple split in 1999.


Yeah, I Knew It.

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You probably did too.

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are over, through, kaput.

If you recall, just last week their faces were splashed over all the gossip rags with hints of blessed babies and marvelous marriage.

I knew better. I said let’s wait and see if they make it until next month first. And did they? Hell no! They barely made it a week after the mags hit the shelves!

Rumor has it that Mayer was the one to do the breaking up. Duh.

Is Aniston just totally desperate, or what? Geeze, she must have real self confidence problems because desperateness seeps from her pores! And as they say, if you can’t love yourself, who can love you?

And as for John, it’s simply the thrill of the hunt.

Published on August 13th, 2008 in Breakups, Celebrity Breakups, Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer

Star Compares ‘Hollywood’s Princesses’

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Star magazine pits two of the youngest and most famous Hollywood daughters in the world against each other in it’s latest issue.

I was going to ask who you thought was the reigning Princess but then quickly decided that was a little JonBenet creepy. I don’t think it’s right to compare these two little gals to each other.

BUT - It doesn’t mean that I am beyond predicting that Shiloh will be a lot more down to earth than little Suri..

Published on August 13th, 2008 in Magazine Covers, Suri Cruise, babies, shiloh jolie-pitt

Britney’s OK! Interview

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The exclusive OK! magazine interview with Britney Spears hits shelves tomorrow, but here’s a sneak peek at what it’s all about.

From her nasty divorce and custody battle to her now-infamous performance at the 2007 VMAs to the dark period under the control of “manager” Sam Lutfi, it’s safe to say that the last two years were not the best in the young life of Britney Spears.

And now, one year after an erratic and distracted Brit stormed out of an OK! photoshoot, a very different woman sits down to talk openly about her two adorable sons, her father and the future of her nearly sidetracked career.

Having spent her young life in the spotlight, the 26-year-old mother of two tells OK! that she hopes her boys choose not to choose a career in entertainment. “I’d love them unconditionally if they wanted to,” she explains. “I’d just as soon they have a more normal childhood.

Perhaps some of Britney’s reluctance comes from seeing her little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears, have to face so much public scrutiny over her recent pregnancy. “I was shocked a little bit,” says Brit. “She’s always been the baby, and now the baby was having a baby. It was mind-boggling.”

The pop superstar also tells OK! that she wants her boys to be close to her newborn niece. “I’m sure the boys will be like big brothers to Maddie,” she says.

In an unexpected twist, Britney’s downward spiral in recent years ultimately helped to heal the bonds between the singer and her parents, Lynne and Jamie Spears.

“God has a way of taking something bad and turning it into something good,” explains Jamie, who also spoke exclusively to OK!. “If this hadn’t happened, I would never have been able to get back with my daughter and have this relationship I have with these two little boys.”

Another positive that’s risen out of her darkest days is Britney’s new album, which she expects to hit stores in six to nine months. “I think it is more urban,” she tells OK!.

“I’m writing every day, right here at the piano in this living room… This is my best work ever.”

Britney on enjoying domestic life: “I get mad if the maid does all the housework. If she takes it all into her own hands, well, what’s for me to do? I’m a cleaning fanatic. Dusting is my favorite, and Windex-ing.”

Britney on whether she cooks for her family: “I do. Usually the maid and I will cook together. Sean and Jayden love my spaghetti.”

Britney on focusing on the mommy track these days: “I’m healthy, happy and excited about the future.”

Little unknowns about the pop princess:

  • She calls son Jayden “J.J.”
  • Brit has the boys Monday and Wednesday, plus noon on Friday until noon on Saturday. Next overnight visit: October 1.
  • Her sons are so into cars, that she has “watched the Cars movie nine million times!”
  • She wrote a new song about them called My Baby for her new album (due in “six to nine months”).
  • She recently saw Mamma Mia! “I thought it was kind of silly,” she says. “I saw Hancock, which I loved.”
  • What’s she listening to? “I really like Rihanna. I think she’s great. And the girl Duffy. I think she’s amazing. And I like the new Madonna CD. I like Leona Lewis, too.”

You can’t help but believe that Sam Lutfi was the one behind her craziness/drug induced mania. She sure is in a lot better place since being rid of him!

[ONTD]

Published on August 13th, 2008 in Britney Spears, Interviews

Eliza Dushku Digs Hunting

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Eliza Dushku has one more reason for men to want to see her naked: she kills animals. Her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live had her admitting to the public that while she enjoys girlie things like shopping and exchanging lip gloss, she also has a carnal side that involves slaughtering innocent, yet beefy, animals.

“My mother called me herself and said, ‘You’re a liberal from New England, what the ‘f’ are you doing in Oklahoma shooting things?” Dushku giggled.

“When you’re in a relationship with somebody you have to, like, experience things that they do,” she explained and then added, “A lot of people eat meat… and I eat what I kill.”

And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. I personally would have enjoyed her also mentioning the part where she then commences gnawing and ripping through the poor thing’s flesh with her bare hands and teeth, smearing blood all over, and then following off the ritual with a lovely photo shoot, I can live with just the image of her roaming through foliage in a neon bikini.

Here’s some pics of her at the Comic Con to keep your appetite quelled.

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Published on August 13th, 2008 in Eliza Dushku

Katie Holmes is One Big Car Wreck

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Katie Holmes showed up at the Hollywood Premiere of Tropic Thunder, and as she proceeded down the red carpet, it was almost as if a thousand weeping violins played the chorus to a thousand men’s deflating shaft. As if the haunting of her last scuff with the demon barber wasn’t enough, something told her to promote those emo fashion students in training at You’re Going Nowhere Community College. Seriously, what she’s wearing looks like she found it in the discount pile at Jo Ann’s Fabrics and said, “Okay, I can work with this.” She would have been better off if she showed up covered in barbecue sauce… at least then she could say she’s got some taste.

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Alison Carroll is the New Lara Croft

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For all those computer geeks out there, prepare to get your panties in ruffle. Alison Carroll has become the new live model for Lara Croft and the new game “Tomb Raider: Underworld.” Carroll, a competitive gymnast from the UK, has competed all around the world for twelve years, and now gets to dress up as a hot virtual icon.

“This is a fantastic opportunity and I look forward to embracing Lara’s world,” said Alison. “It’s unbelievable how realistic her movements are in Tomb Raider: Underworld and it’s so gratifying to be able to use my years of gymnastic training to portray such a beloved character.”

Oh Alison, you’re so modest. What she means to say is she’s finally happy that more people are going to be appreciating her for her cleavage AND her ability to put her legs behind her head. Of course, half of the demographics that are soon to worship these abilities are sweaty stacks of pancakes that live in their mother’s basement, but that’s just another obstacle she’s just going to have to do a cartwheel over.

Published on August 13th, 2008 in The Other Celebrity Planet