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The thing about chick magazines like Elle is that men are subject to unwanted tampon and douche advertisements. So, consider me your savior as I am posting these sexy Jessica Simpson pictures from the latest Elle Magazine.
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Despite the protesters the Tropic Thunder Los Angeles premiere didn’t seem to be affected in any way.
Stars still showed up, and quite a few at that, to lend their support for the Ben Stiller film that stars himself, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes made a surprise appearance and other stars who showed up included Matthew McConaughey (minus Levi), Alicia Silverstone, Jason Bateman, Jodie Foster and even Nick Nolte!
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On September 13th at 7:30 p.m. Danny Bonaduce and ‘Reverend’ Bob Levy (comedian & Howard Stern regular) will face off in a boxing ring to end a quarrel that started back in March after Bob slapped Danny and called him a douchebag.
The video below shows you how it all went down.
Who knows WTF Bob was thinking, I think Danny could have kicked his little flabby ass all over town if he had wanted to!
Celebrity Boxing Federation Middleweight champ Danny Bonaduce will take on Howard Stern regular the Revernd Bob Levy at the Marple Sports Arena 611 South Parkway in Broomall,Pa on September 13 at 7:30 P.M.
There be several matches on the undercard as well.
Howard Stern and crew members have announced they will be attending this grudge match.
Tickets go on sale at Center Stage tix on Monday July 28 800-677-8499 or on line at www.ticketlynx.com $40 Ringside and $25 General admission-Standing only $15-a portion of the proceeds will be given MADD ‘mothers against Drunk Driving’ Victims and Robin Quivers Girls Night Out.
I’ll be watching on www.gofightlive.com where the fight will cost you only $5 to watch!
I can’t wait to see Danny pummel this guy! Totally worth my five bucks.
I can’t help but love Danny. Yeah, he’s nucking futz but he reminds me of my crazy ass dad, who was equally as f**king crazy!
Check out the video below to see the bitchslap that started the whole thing!
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Shauna Spots a Hooker - Not in Mirror (TMZ Exclusive)
Not only is Shauna Sand trashier than anyone I can think of in Hollywood, (and that’s saying something!) she’s also dumber than a bag of rocks.
Check out her and her slutty friend who dress up in lingerie before heading out to a party at the Playboy mansion. Along the way they make sure they are spotted by all the cameras…
Ex-husband and man slut Lorenzo Lamas also has a lovely little cameo in this video.
I can’t believe those two ever broke up. They are a match made in heaven!
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It seems all is well in the world of Hayden Panettiere’s parents despite the police showing up to their residence after a domestic dispute early Monday morning.
You’d never know it by these pics that were snapped yesterday of the two walking their dogs!
Alan Panettiere, who reportedly hit his wife in the face, leaving a mark, told paparazzi that everything was “peachy”, and that the the whole thing was “a misunderstanding.”
He was released from jail yesterday on $50,000 bail.
Extra is reporting that Lesley and Alan told Mario Lopez that the story the media is reporting is completely wrong. (How the hell did Mario get involved in this mess?!)
Mario explains,
“Nothing actually happened. In fact, Lesley wasn’t even aware that Skip had been arrested. Hayden found out about her dad’s arrest when he called her from jail. They love each other very much and want everyone to know that the matter was completely blown out of proportion.”
Ok, riiiiight. She didn’t even know her husband had been arrested -my ass! Just curious, Lesley, why are you hiding behind those huge sunglasses?
Sounds like this couple just threw back a few too many dirty martinis and had a hell of a night that they probably don’t even remember. But that makes it so much easier to pretend like it didn’t happen, doesn’t it?
Heh.
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Country Singer Carrie Underwood complains to the media that money, in fact, can not buy you everything. In her experiences with love since she’s become a star, she can’t seem to find the right guy.
“You never really know why somebody wants to be around you, or if they do genuinely like you,” Underwood, 25, tells Allure magazine in the September issue. “I wish everyone had a label on their forehead so you could automatically tell their intentions. Sometimes you just wish that no one wanted anything from you.”
If you were looking for someone that didn’t want anything from you, then I should have suggested that you never stood in line that day for an American Idol. What exactly were you expecting? Managers that discovered talent just for the sake of hearing a job well done? Celebrities that do dumb stuff, like get married, not for the media and publicity but *gasp* for love?! With all the hot women in the Hollywood sea, there’s no real rich guy that’s going to cry over losing you, or carve out their heart and give it to you, not unless you’re Angelina Jolie. So here’s my advice, just enjoy being a hot chick and at least getting laid while you still can.
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Simon LeBon, 49, singer of Duran Duran, who might be older, but I think still looks fab - even though he’s been caught fondling his ball sack here…
…or Jake Gyllenhaal, 27, who has transformed his body for his role in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time?
Hmm…..?
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Twenty-one disability groups are hot and bothered over Ben Stiller’s new film “Tropic Thunder,” after promotional posters for the film, and some of the dialog slam down the R bomb: retard.
“It’s sort of edgy territory, but we felt that as long as the focus was on the actors who were trying to do something to be taken seriously that’s going too far or wrong, that was where the humor would come from,” Stiller said. “[The joke is on] actors reaching for roles in terms of hopefully winning awards.”
When Stiller said that, I don’t think he entirely realized that the people he is talking to are mentally disabled. Unless he said this while tossing out apples, or included the words “rainbow” or “hugs time,” his message was never going to get through. I say give them a couple of tickets and let them laugh it off. Probably one of the first things they’re going to say as they’re walking out the theater is going to be “Jesus, what a bunch of retards.”
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Actor Rainn Wilson, best known as his character Dwight from “The Office,” does a little self promotion for “The Rocker” the best way he can: by kidnapping someone.
…he claims to have kidnapped his Office coworker Jenna Fischer/Pam Beesly and says he won’t release her until we see the movie.
But he promises that, “As soon as the film grosses $18.7 Mil, she will be released and given a peach smoothie.”
Dream on, small fries. Rainn should know that setting your ambitions too high will only make the fall down longer and slightly more painful. Jenna better hope she’s not going to be kept in a dark basement that leaks from the ceiling and only given a daily ration of fish heads and flax seed, because she’s going to be there for a pretty long time.
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Shelley Malil, best known for his supporting role in “The 40 Year Old Virgin” apparently hasn’t been feeling so well, so he sought out some therapy with his good ol’ friend Mr. Stabby.
Shelley Malil allegedly went to his ex’s home yesterday and stabbed her in her home near San Diego. Authorities say he chased her inside and outside the house, stabbing her as many as 20 times. The victim’s two children were in the home at the time of the attack.
Well I know celebrities always screw over the poor people left behind after they make their big break, but chasing them around with knives? I’m sure that will keep them away. While you’re at it, go ahead and douse their cars with gasoline and throw in a light. They won’t mind that much, however, you usually leave this kind of stuff to the psycho ex-girlfriends or the family filled with alcoholics. Whatever he ends up in next, I’m sure they’ll be on edge.
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