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Celebrity Smack has teamed up with SOAPnet.com to celebrate the re-launch of their website!

SOAPnet’s redesigned site offers a more diverse user experience with such features as:

Galleries dedicated to shows, stars and style covering the latest Hollywood headlines, happenings and trends, from recent show storylines to the latest red carpet wardrobe picks.
Interactive community functions including editorial commenting, friending, polls, messageboards, RSS feeds and newsletters.
Expanded original video offerings with the latest news about Hollywood’s most intriguing dramas on and off TV.

Be sure and check out SOAPnet.com, there’s something for everybody!

And don’t forget to visit http://www.soapnet.com to enter the 20 bags in 20 days sweeps! You could win

yourself a hot new handbag!

SOAPnet.com Giveaway Details:

We are giving away one (1) of each of the following:

• A $25 Barney’s gift certificate

• A $15 iTunes gift card

• A $15 Pinkberry gift card

• And whoa, a Marc Jacobs wallet!

I mean, how can you NOT enter this contest!? There’s a whole lot of goodness just waiting to land in your mailbox, so why not take a chance and enter?

So now you are probably saying to yourself, ‘Give me details, Spicy!’ Ok, ok. Here’s the scoop. Please follow directions to a tee or you will be disqualified. Also, please, only one entry per person - per day, and finally, contest is open to US residents only. Whew, ok, here’s the dirt:

• Email Spicy with the subject line: “SOAPnet.com Giveaway!“

• Include your full name and address (in case you win)

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This contest will be running live now through August 12th, so you have plenty of time to enter. You may enter once a day until the contest ends, but can win only one of the prizes. Four winners will be selected at random to WIN and their names will be announced on Celebrity Smack. (No last names, of course.) Good luck!

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And in news that you could really give a crap about, we have Miley Cyrus proclaiming her love for Nick Jonas and the dramatic heartbreaking end of the relationship in the latest issue of Seventeen magazine.

Miley goes on and on about how much the two young stars liked each other. She even claims that they were in love. Because, you know, they were super mature for their age. i’M, LIke, tOTallY sEriOUs!!!

“We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, ‘I think you’re beautiful and I really like you.’ And I was like, ‘Oh, my gosh, I like you so much.’”

“Nick and I loved each other. We still do, but we were in love with each other. For two years he was basically my 24/7. But it was really hard to keep it from people. We were arguing a lot, and it really wasn’t fun.”

After the young lovers broke up Miley says it was pretty tough on her. lIkE, maJOrlY…!!!!

“At first I bawled for a month straight. I was so sad. I just went into this weird funk. And I dyed my hair black. When we were dating, Nick wanted me to get highlights – and so I did that, and I got myself looking great. And then, on the day we broke up, I was like, I want to make my hair black now – I don’t want to look pretty; I want to look hard-core. I was rebelling against everything Nick wanted me to be. And then I was like, I’ve got to be by myself for now, and just figure out who I really am.”

Miley says that the break-up has only made her stronger.

“Since [the breakup], I’ve realized that I’ve met so many great guys, but I like being the girl nobody can have,” she says. “No one can touch me, no one’s mine. I’m myself. I think it’s sexy to do your own thing.”

i THinK i JUsT thReW uP In mY MOuth!!!!!!!

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Posh clone Katie Holmes is looking more Posh that ever!

The cute little gal she used to be morphed into this chic praying mantis alien! It’s so creepy. It’s like they sucked all her blood out and replaced it with the Victoria’s blood.

Grow a backbone, Katie. You aren’t YOU anymore!

BTW:  The cop in the background…I don’t think I have ever seen such a little face on such a big head!

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The paparazzi are dying to be the first ones to photograph the newborn child of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban.

Little Miss Sunday Rose (such a cute name!) arrived in Australia with her mom and dad and even though photographers tried to get a shot of the red haired baby girl, this is the best one apparently.

Nicole says she looks like her daddy, but with her red hair.

The couple called a Sydney radio station and begged reporters and cameramen to please give them their space as they settle in with their new daughter. They are looking forward to introducing the child to her grandparents and other relatives.

“Keith and I are both appealing to the press and stuff just to give us a little space so we can walk around Sydney and show the baby our town,” Kidman said.

“She’s tiny. She’s like a doll, she’s like a little, little thing. Just [don't photograph] right in her face or in our faces because it’s scary for her.”

Urban says he understands the public’s curiosity but naturally he wants to protect his baby girl.

“I get it. I get the interest there is. But at the same time it’s our little girl. Sometimes when people come right up in your face and you think: ‘Good God, would you do that to anybody else’s child?’ That’s all.”

Unlike other celebrities who have been selling off their baby pictures like crazy, this couple has no plans to exploit their baby.

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A 24-year-old woman was found dead at a New York nightclub where Lil’ Kim had her birthday party last Sunday.

The woman, Ingrid Riviera of Queens, attended the party at Spotlight Live with a friend. Her body was found around 5pm Wednesday on the rooftop of the Midtown club - in a utility closet. Police say she had left the party before being beaten to death with a champagne bottle or something similar.

Friends of the woman say that she had a bit too much to drink and was asked to leave the party after mistakenly entering the men’s bathroom. She was last seen arguing with the bouncer.

Riviera’s 18-year-old cousin, who didn’t attend the party but says she talked to friends who did, tells the NY Times, “She was pretty tipsy. The bouncer picked on her.”

She goes on to say that Ingrid and her friend went to take a cab to another club but got out because the friend “didn’t want to get into a taxi with three girls she did not know.”

“Her friend was immediately admitted and went inside without seeing what happened to Ingrid. The last time Ingrid was seen she was talking to the bouncer.”

Police believe the perpetrator knows the building well because of the location where Ingrid’s body was found.

Ms. Riviera worked for British Airways at Kennedy Airport.

The official cause of death will be determined by the medical examiner.

Take this as a lesson folks.  Even if you are taking a cab home, don’t get too wasted!  This is when bad things happen.  I can vouch for that one as I was robbed by about a dozen hispanic dudes last time I was in Mazatlan!  And yeah, I was pretty dee-runk!  It was my first night there and I swear, for the rest of the trip I kept my wits about me and waited for the assholes to try it again.

Looking back, I was one lucky biatch for not getting my ass completely beat to hell - or worse.  I was only out a grand and a Social Security card.  Heh.

Anyhow, sad story for Ingrid.  No one deserves to go out that way.  Hopefully they will catch the sick bastard.

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Rumors have been going around lately about a possible amputation for Shia LeBeouf, however, none of this seems to be true.

The actor, who sustained a seriously mangled mitt in a rollover accident, is not in danger of losing any of his digits, E! News has confirmed.

LaBeouf’s rep is shooting down a Star magazine report claiming the 22-year-old actor informed his Transformers producers that he needed to have his pinky finger amputated.

What a tragedy. I’m sure Shia would have been pleased to come in during the first five minutes of the next Transformers movie riding a flying surfboard and stumming away on a guitar while he crushes Decepticons with his robotic laser shooting pinky. It would put ninjas and pirates alike to shame.

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It turns out Usher has decided to kick his manager to the curb and reinstate his mom as the runner of the show.

The New York Daily News reported in July, that Usher was disappointed that his CD “Here I Stand” sold 433,000 copies in its first week, compared with his last CD, 2004’s “Confessions,” which had sales of 1.1. million its first seven days.

In addition to the drop in sales, I’m quite sure that Usher brought back his mom as manager because she threatened to withhold their Sunday evening breast feedings. For him, that was like asking him not to wear a hat over his pointed little head back in the 90’s.

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Nicole Kidman and Husband Keith Urban ask the unheard of to a local radio show in Sidney: back off freak shows. Having the intentions of showing their daughter around the town they ran away from for Hollywood stardom, they still expect her to lead a normal life.

“She’s tiny. She’s like a doll, she’s like a little, little thing. Just (don’t photograph) right in her face or in our faces because it’s scary for her.”

It almost sounds like they have some horrible secret to hide. Goodie! Underneath all of the protectiveness (and soon to be Jean-Bennet Ramsey clothing and make-up) must be another Hollywood mentally retarded baby. I think Kidman is scared that someone might end up taking a picture of her humpbacked, cross eyed, and climbing up a church to its bell tower.

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So a bunch of chicks, and possibly some curious guys, spent their Tuesday evening this week watching Tori Spelling’s show, Tori and Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood on the oxygen channel to witness the creation of life.

About 1.4 million viewers tuned in to see the episode where Tori Spelling gave birth to her second child, an event that actually happened about five months ago.

From what I can imagine, there must have been a lot of disappointment. For those people, I’m going to assume they either like to see other people suffer they way they had to when they gave birth, or they were naive enough to think something like that as a beautiful experience. Aaaah.. I remember that first time in my 8th grade science class when my teacher popped in some Discovery Channel video and the last few minutes consisted of a real life child birth…gross. When something is coming out, instead of in, a woman’s vagoo it is the worst thing in the world. It shouldn’t be possible to open wider than a black hole and push out the head of a baby the size of a waterbuffalo. IT JUST SHOULDN’T. Now I understood what that apostle Paul must have seen when he was temporary blinded by God.