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I don’t know what it is about Brenda Song but I can’t get enough.  I want to start a small village with her and wear one of those straw hats.  Then I’ll grow one of those long thin moustaches and drink sake all day long while she washes our clothes in the river behind the house.  Doesn’t that sound romantic Brenda?  Give me a call, all that can be yours.

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“Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don’t know.”

- Anderson Cooper referring to Ali Lohan on Live with Regis & Kelly

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My favorite part?

Watching the wonky eye try to keep up with the other one as she reads the cue cards..

Heh.

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Wow, talk about a pissy missy!

Check out this chef who obviously doesn’t like to be interrupted.

As he tries to explain his presented dish, Hoda Kotb and Kathy Lee Gifford are half listening and talking amongst themselves. He takes extreme offense to this and erupts saying,

“Please! Can I talk? I watch this show everyday and everybody has issues with a lot of chatter back here. Pay attention one minute!”

As you can imagine the air was filled with a very awkward silence followed by a few nervous laughs in the audience.

Check out the women’s response, Kathy Lee cracks me up!

[TBT]