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Yes, there are even more celebrity twin babies on the way. I think it’s some sort of conspiracy!

The latest celebrity momma to be carrying twins is none other than the King’s daughter, Lisa Marie Presley!

Any of you Elvis buffs out there know that Elvis himself was a twin. His brother, Jesse Garon, died at birth. Priscilla also has two younger twin brothers. So it runs in the family - for once!

Presley, 40, and her husband, Michael Lockwood, 47, are set to welcome their baby into the world this Fall.

Priscilla dishes to ET:

“She wanted it really to be kept a secret for a long time, you know, and I think women should, because they should be able to announce what they’re having and when it’s time to make the announcement.”

Lisa Marie has two children from a previous marriage.

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Not like that you sick bastard..

Tyra Banks poses as Michelle Obama in the September issue of Harper’s Bazaar.

Banks, who has made no secret for her love for Barack and Michelle, did a magazine spread in which she poses with an Obama look-a-like.

In the magazine’s interview she says, “When Barack won the nomination, I just started bawling. I started calling all these people, and everybody was talking to me like I was crazy. They’re like, ‘Well, he hasn’t won yet,’ but I’m like, ‘Yes, he has, because he’s gotten this far.

“So what gives me tears is if Barack Obama wins, kids are going to say that a black man can be president, too. I think it will give so many people – black, Latin, Asian, even white people that feel forgotten – hope. I did not think I would see it in my lifetime, and I’m only 34.”

Tyra notes that behind every good man is a good woman, and that is the case with the Obamas.

“With Barack Obama, his becoming president is them becoming president because Michelle was there from the beginning. Without Michelle, he wouldn’t be there.”

Tyra goes on to call Michelle, “One hot mama,” and when asked what her advice to Michelle would be she basically says for her to keep it real.

“Oh, I want her to not take herself too seriously. She’d need to know how to take a fierce picture, but at the same time be able to eat fried chicken, have grease on her fingers, and be okay with getting photographed like that, too. I’d want her to feel like every child in America is hers – to have a true connection.”

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This one is for Lala!

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Kelsey Grammer, 53, has been released from the hospital after being admitted last week for heart problems.

The actor had an irregular heartbeat and was quick to seek medical attention as he nearly died from a heart attack last June.

His publicist stated, “Kelsey Grammer is out of the hospital, feeling great and about to resume normal activities at home. He and his wife Camille want to thank everyone who expressed concern. They appreciated the kind words.”

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Cyndi Lauper might only be 5′3″, but that doesn’t mean she isn’t outspoken or passionate by any means.  Especially when it comes to the President.

Lauper went on a rant about the president calling him anti-American and homophobic while on her True Colors tour - it’s sole purpose being to raise awareness of homophobia and gay rights.

Cyndi said, “This community (gay) for me is my beloved community. This (True Colors tour) is not a money-making venture. I have been running with this community all my life, and when I hear people like George Bush talk about the gay community being anti-American it makes my blood boil.”

She went on, “The guy who saved the White House, one of the heroes who crashed that plane on 9/11, was gay - the rugby player Mark Bingham, who died on United 93. And does Bush ever mention that? That gay guy saved his lousy ass. And that guy who says he prays to God, this guy who promotes hate and fear, this guy we call our President.. This guy is the true anti-American.”

[WENN]

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“I haven’t heard anything from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my faith. She just wouldn’t ask.

I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path. If I discuss it, I say that I want her to be happy.”

- Michael Lohan doesn’t think his daughter Lindsay has plans to marry lesbian lover, Samantha Ronson.

[MSN]

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Why does this bitch irritate me so much?

I swear, if she hadn’t become an actress, she would have ended up completely not hot.

I picture her being a trailer trash queen with broken off, frizzy blonde chin length hair who wears jean cut-offs and old Nascar tee-shirts with no bra.

I really don’t think I am that far off!

I don’t care what people say, she does not look like Marilyn Monroe, and because she is Woody Allen’s muse does not make her uber talented.  Oh, and screwing Benicio Del Toro in an elevator at the Oscars a few years back does not make her classy.  But it might explain how she got where she is today..

Anyhow, enjoy the pics.

Heh.

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Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson do their duty and make out for the good of America in Woody Allen’s up and coming movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

When they shot the scene, “there were like 60 crewmen [sitting around] eating salami sandwiches!” Johansson said at the movie’s Los Angeles premiere Monday. “It’s really the least sexy thing you can ever imagine!”

And I say to you Johansson, that you better be grateful you only got just that.When a girl gets drunk enough to make out with another chick around sixty or so guys, there’s usually is a lot of howling (sometimes it kinda sounds like a giraffe with throat cancer), which is then followed by the beating of the two women over the head with a steel beam, and ejaculation over their corpses.

…You know, now after I think about that, you’re right. Salami sandwiches still sounds the least sexy.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Some hardcore in-depth investigation this morning confirms that the main suspect for Morgan Freeman’s car spiraling out of control was in fact that low life, double crossing rain.

A neighbor tells the Memphis Commercial-Appeal that he saw the car actually flip several times on the very narrow road made slick from heavy rain, and that the 1997 Nissan Maxima came to rest upright in a ditch eight inches deep with water. Freeman was initially unconscious, says the person who found him, but was talking with paramedics afterward.

What a bummer it must be for that poor guy…the neighbor I mean.Possibly witnessing his first car crash, but there were NO EXPLOSIONS.There was some talk by a couple of witnesses about there being strange stuff like recipes and seasonings being near the car, and I guarantee you all of that was the neighbor making things interesting.He was probably thinking to himself, “Hell, if I can’t have me no fireworks, I’m gonna at least have me a suppertime.”Because we all know that in Mississipi some of their pastimes include cannibalism, pissing on trees and good ol’ incest.

Source: www.derekhail.com

I’m guessing JoJo is over 18 at this point but she still looks like she’s jailbait.  I expect Chris Hanson to pop out while I’m even just looking at pictures.  I think it’s because her facial features are all smushed together.  It’s like someone put all the Mr Potato Head pieces into just one hole.  Then they put it in a tight dress, added some pre-pubescent boobs and dared me to stare at it.  Well it worked.