Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

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One of Loaded’s favorite subjects, burlesque queen Dita Von Teese, is featured in it’s latest issue with a sneak peek of a new book she is starring in.

Dita shows off her petite feet and pin-up body in the new book by photographer Ed Fox that plays on foot fetishes.

Fox says, “The attractions of the foot, like the rest of a woman’s body, are intriguing and a mystery. I really don’t know why.”

Von Teese who has long been a fan of fetishes, once admitted her love for pornography.

“Amateur pornography is a great thing. You can find anything for everyone on the internet. So long as no one’s hurting anyone or involving children then hey, what’s wrong with that?”

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Did Petra Nemcova like her Cleopatra Halloween costume so much that she had her hair done in a similar fashion?

What do you think, is this new look hot or not?

I think Petra looks dumpy, depressed and seems to be wondering where her next pint of Ben & Jerry’s chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream will be coming from.  Honestly, the entire ensemble is so bad that I hardly noticed the hair.

Although Petra generally has some sex appeal (even though I think she is as dumb as a rock) this time she has anything but.

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After a career spanning 45 years, syndicated political columnist Robert “Bob” Novak has retired from the Chicago Sun Times after being diagnosed with a brain tumor.

He describes his situation as “dire”. Novak stated,

“The details are being worked out with the doctors this week, but the tentative plan is for radiation and chemotherapy.”

The 77-year-old hit a pedestrian in Washintgton D.C. two weeks ago while driving his Corvette. He claims he never saw the guy. It’s unknown if the tumor may have been a contributing factor in the accident.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

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As you probably heard, this past weekend there was a nice little brawl between Hairspray’s Nikki Blonsky, 19, and America’s Next Top Model contestant, Bianca Golden, 19 - you know, the chick who cried after they chopped her hair off.

The fight happened at a Caribbean airport after Nikki tried saving some seats for her family in the departure lounge. Bianca reportedly sashayed her ass on over to the saved seats and promptly plopped her bony ass in one of them. That’s when things got ugly.

After the dust settled, Blonsky, her father Carl Blonsky and Golden were all arrested. The women were charged with assault with actual bodily harm, and Carl was charged assault with grievous bodily harm.

So who exactly is to blame for this mayhem? Is it Nikki, whom everyone loves and seems to have a sweet personality - or is it the Naomi Campbell wannabe who demanded to sit in the seat full knowing it was saved?

Brittany Snow, 22, co-star of Blonsky’s in Hairspray, has a hard time believing her friend initiated the attack.

When asked at the Teen Choice Awards if she was shocked by the fight she replied,

“Of course I was surprised. Nikki is one of my really dear friends, and she’s not a person that I would ever expect to have that controversy surrounding her. But at the same time, you know things get misconstrued in this business.

I really hope the best for her, because she’s one of the sweetest girls I’ve ever met, so I just hope it works out – and it will, because she’s a good person, and good things happen to good people.”

“I don’t know how it happened or what exactly went on, but my heart goes out to her, because I really do love her, and I know she didn’t mean to hurt anybody – and nor did her dad. Her family is amazing!”

Nikki Blonsky and Bianca Golden were released on bail. They are due back in court later this month. However, Carl Blonsky will remain in custody until August 8th.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

One of my favorite actors ever, Morgan Freeman, has been hurt in a serious car accident.

The accident occurred at approximately 11:30 PM last night in outside of Ruleville, Mississippi. Freeman had to be airlifted to a hospital in Memphis, TN.

TMZ is reporting that alcohol is not thought to be a factor, but some rumors are suggesting otherwise.

Freeman was accompanied by an unidentified female passenger.

Witnesses say that he was seen talking before being transported to the hospital. His condition has been labeled ’serious’.

Let’s hope that he’s going to be just fine - and that alcohol was not involved..

UPDATE:

Freeman may have fallen asleep moments before the accident, causing his vehicle to flip several times.  Sources say he has broken ribs and a knee injury.  His passenger, who had to be cut out of the car with the jaws of life, is said to be in “good condition”.

Source: www.derekhail.com

I don’t know what it is about Vanessa Hudgens but she looks so sex charged it’s insane.  The girl is in Disney movies and she looks like she can out duel a porn star in a sex-off.  The best part of it is by the looks of her choice in men, she’s obviously into girls.  Really girly girls.  She’s not one of those lesbians who like chicks that look like men.  What’s up with that?  That’s like being a vegetarian and only eating meat flavored tofu.  It’s pointless.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Usually it takes years for a woman to get back into killer shape after having a kid.  It takes a while to get that “hot chick confidence” back.  There is a shortcut however, and Megan Fox found it.  Date a dude with a kid.  You take all the work out of bieng a hot mom and skip right into being the envy of the schoolyard dads.  I’m sure that kid’s classmates even got a tingle in their underoos.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Here is Sienna Miller on the cover of Elle Magazine. You may be wondering why I posted such ordinary pictures on such an extraordinary website, but I have an answer for you: DerekHail.com loves blond women almost as much as he loves beer, hot dogs, and pissing himself drunk after a night of drinking. What a great explanation.

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Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan and lesbian lover Samantha Ronson are talking marriage.

NOTW is reporting that Lindsay and Sam plan on officially ‘coming out’ at a private ceremony in Los Angeles later this year and there they will exchange vows to become lifelong partners.

The event will be thrown by Lindsay’s attention starved mother who plans on inviting all Lindsay’s close friends and family. A source dishes,

“Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year. Lindsay’s new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s around then. They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life— so they want to make their romance public.”

Lindsay is supposedly set to don a white Chanel mini-dress, and Ronson, the more masculine of the two, is considering wearing a groom’s black suit topped with a black top hat.

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Christina Applegate’s publicist has confirmed that the actress has been diagnosed with breast cancer.

The rep released the following statement, “Benefiting from early detection through a doctor ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening. Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery.”

Applegate’s mother has successfully battled breast cancer in the past. In 2003 Applegate said of her mother’s experience,

“The first time she was diagnosed I was a very young girl – probably 7. I’m not sure it really fully hit me at the time, but she had to undergo surgery and have a mastectomy and reconstructive surgery. It was devastating for my mother to lose one of her breasts and have to go through all that. It is a very personal cancer for the women it affects. This is about women’s womanhood. It’s one of the aspects of our femininity.”