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A buff John Mayer, who took a stand and urged the Los Angeles City Council to “regulate” the paparazzi, changes gears – and clothes – Thursday, heading to the gym for a workout.

People magazine is really one of my fave celeb publications because they take ass-kissing to a whole other level, they toss salad and throw in cheese croutons. Heh. They go to extremes to make nice with celebs in order to get exclusives even if they gotta lie. John Mayer is NOT buff! Zac Efron could kick his ass any day, and he’s like 10 years younger. Now that boy is ripped. John’s arms only have light definition. Please!

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Former Full House star Jodie Sweetin, who gave birth to a baby girl earlier this year, has another production in the works: a reality-TV show.

Yesterday Jodie said, “We’re going to start shooting in a couple months. We are in talks with a couple of networks right now. We have one picked out, but nothing is signed yet.”

What made her and husband Cody Herpin decide to make the jump into the world of reality TV?

“We actually got approached about doing it by multiple people,” she says. “It was one of those things where we were like, ‘Wow. Let’s totally do it.’ I think it’s sort of a fun way to show the other side of celebrity and a sort of semi-normal life.”- Bitch wants a divorce. Following in the footsteps of Jessica Simpson, Carmen Elecktra and Shanna Moakler! Good idea, Jodie.

And the pair isn’t put off by the bad relationship track record other reality-TV couples. In fact, Sweetin says she and Herpin are “hoping to break the reality show curse.”

As for the name of the show, Sweetin’s lips are sealed–for now. She says, “Before you sign contracts, you can’t say anything.”

You know why I’ll tune in? To find out what kind of personality she has. Jodie seems like a lot of fun, and she’s disappeared since her Full House days. Is she interesting enough to successfully star in a reality show? I guess we’ll have to wait and see.

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Jump in for pics of the Superbad crew. McLovin’ and the hot chick showed up.

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Here’s Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler at The Roxy in Hollywood on Wednesday. How hawt does Travis look with a beard?
I’m luvin’ Travis’ facial hair! But, I am biased. I love, love, love facial hair, but only on some guys. It makes some men look so much hawter, while others look fug, or are just too hairy, their hair’s too thick, too unruly, too gross. But I’m feelin’ it on Travis.

On July 30th at the Roxy, DJ-AM performed with Travis Barker on the drums. They did covers of Oasis, Metallica, Nancy Sinatra, and some hip hop stuff with a surprise performance by Warren G who came out with Regulate. Shanna and Travis look like they were having a good time.

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After indulging a Chinese food craving earlier in the week, mom-to-be Ashlee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz reportedly head to a doctor’s appointment in Beverly Hills Thursday.

Ashlee Simpson is gaining all her weight in her waist and tits. If only every woman were this lucky.

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Are you as excited as I am to see what may be the cutest babies in the history of mankind, (that will look like every other baby - 2 eyes, a nose, a mouth and all the other parts), unveiled?!

I can not believe People magazine paid anywhere from $11-14 million for these pics. Those idiots are losing SO much money just so they can get this exclusive. I luvs it! They deserve to lose a huge chunk if they’re dumb enough to cough up that much. It’s not that serious! Damn. I can not wait, though. I am so excited to see what their son, Knox Leon, looks like. The world would be a better place with a little Brad Pitt mini-me on the scene.

Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon are, at long last, ready for their closeups. Their outlandishly overpriced, highly anticipated, paparazzi-thwarting closeups.

As has been long rumored, the deep pockets over at People magazine won the national bidding war for the U.S. rights to the twins’ first photoshoot, with Hello! magazine snagging the international exclusive.

Though there’s no official word on how much the publications shelled out to show the world Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s genetically blessed double act, or whether the newborns can out-cute big sis Shiloh’s People debut, estimates have placed the camera coup at anywhere from $11 million-$14 million.

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I can’t stand her, but her haircut really does look great!

After enjoying a casual day in Malibu earlier in the week, it’s time for Tony and Eva Longoria Parker to dress up for a night out Thursday, attending a party in Beverly Hills to celebrate Allure magazine’s latest cover.

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Nick says he really likes his new jail. Wow! Nick sounds really torn about ruining the rest of his friend’s life.

Hulk Hogan’s son, Nick Bollea, who is serving an eight-month sentence in Florida for reckless driving, has been moved to a minimum-security facility where “it’s much better,” Hogan tells PEOPLE exclusively.

“They moved him to the place that he should have been in the beginning,” says Hogan, 54, whose son was transferred out of maximum-security after turning 18 last Sunday.

While he was under-age, Bollea was segregated from the rest of the prison population – at one point spending 28 days in solitary confinement because no other cell was available.

“It’s much better,” he says.

“Nick describes it as like a two-story warehouse with tables, seven or eight phones, TVs, and it’s people who are there for like child support and parking tickets. And instead of just once in a while being allowed go outside, they leave the door open to the exercise yard. He said, ‘Dad, I can even go outside at night and look at the stars.’”

Why is Nick in some posh facility? The only way I can feel okay about that is if he has a few new butt buddies. That’s all I wanna know, but would that major revelation ever come out? Doubtful.

If everything’s chill where Nick’s staying, I say they keep him there for eight more years, long enough to gain some sense of remorse instead of being a rich kid allergic to punishment and real life consequences mommy and daddy can’t bail ya out of.

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It would be in Verne’s best interest to shut the eff up about his “abuse” right now. It’s not, er, I don’t see how this would help his career or help him get laid and that’s exactly what he needs right now. Booty.

In the lawsuit, Troyer who is 2′8″ and weighs 40 pounds, accuses the 5′5″ 110-pound Shrider of intentional infliction of emotional distress and battery. The 39-year-old is asking for $20 million in damages.

“When you pick up a 2′8″ human being and throw him to the floor, it hurts,” Troyer’s attorney, Ed McPherson, told TMZ.

Troyer feared for his safety and “did not want to go into his own home without having someone else accompanying him,” according to the court documents. The papers describe one instance in which “Shrider grabbed [Troyer] very forcefully by the arm, held him against his will, and did not let him get away from her.”

Troyer basically says the chick terrorized him, once picked the lock to his bedroom door, pushing away a 100 pound scooter that was used to block the door, and then throwing him to the floor.”

Responding to Troyer’s lawsuit Shrider released a statement late Thursday afternoon.

“This law suit is ridiculous and riddled with lie upon lie from Verne Troyer and his camp. It is in our opinion a transparent attempt to secure as much publicity as he can from his less then average career in the wake of his most recent failure in The Love Guru.”

I love how the bitch uses ‘then’ when it should be ‘than.’ I LUVS that shit! She sounds credible.

Dontcha just feel so sorry for Verne? And if the abuse was so serious, why sue her now, after the sex tape leak?

He’s so bitter. He should start dating some hot midget bitches. They’re probably the biggest sluts out there, happy to get laid. And maybe if I dated a midget, I would toss him a few times too, especially if he was being quiet and I was wasted, mistaking him for a doll when I’m trying to clean up. It’s possible.

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Sucks for Brit Brit.

Britney Spears will be under the conservatorship of her father Jamie until December 31, it was decided in court Thursday.

“Ms. Spears is reluctantly agreeing to extend the temporary [conservatorship],” L.A. Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz said after the hearing.

The commissioner also said Jamie’s conservatorship could be “terminated earlier.” A status hearing was set for October 28.

Jamie and attorney Andrew Wallet were put in control of the pop singer’s finances and estate in February after she was hospitalized in January.

Since Spears’ father was put in charge, she has reunited with her sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 22 months.

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Yea, sory for getting your hopes up, but this “Gone Wild” issue of GQ does not feature the Victoria Secret Angels showering and rubbing themselves down or lezzing it up with each other.  It doesn’t feature Marisa Miller saying “It’s my first tiiiiime!”, or Izabel Goulart flashing her breasts at the camera while completely wasted.  This has to be false advertising.

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Jessica Simpson, in an interview with Elle, said that Tony Romo is “different” than all her other past boyfriends.

Jessica Simpson tells Elle that Romo is different from the rest of the guys she’s been with because he “appreciates my talent” and that they’re “spiritually connected.” She says that most of the guys she’s been with were “captivated by my heart.”

Jessica Simpson is an idiot.  It’s as simple as that.  All you have to do is tell her she’s talented and your in.  I imagine that’s the easiest way to get in her pants.  Well, that or waving a balloon in front of her face.  She’s a sucker for bright shiny things.