Archive for August, 2008

Hilary Duff’s Dad is Freakin’ Hardcore

Source: www.derekhail.com

And Lindsay Lohan’s dad is not the only one with “daddy issues.”  Hilary Duff’s dad has been been ordered by a Texas judge to spend ten days in jail.

Bob Duff was led away in handcuffs Wednesday during a court hearing after Judge Thomas Stansbury in Houston determined he violated an injunction against selling assets without court approval.

The Houston Chronicle reported in its online edition that Bob Duff must pay into a court repository $367,537 he earned from selling stocks last month.

OH GOD. Ten Days.  How will this rich prick survive?!  His sentence is like the equivalent of being put in the naughty corner for five minutes.  Those damn liberal judges.  He needs to be taken over the knee and spanked a couple of times, but I bet he gets some of that fun daily.

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Published on August 29th, 2008 in Hilary Duff

Katy Perry is Still All About the Ladies

Source: www.derekhail.com

Katy Perry wants to step up her game, and unlike her video where she’s just standing around in a corset, she wants to actually sing her latest music hit “I Kissed a Girl” and actually mean it.

Katy Perry is apparently working on finding a female celeb to kiss during this year’s live telecast of the awards show on Sept. 7.

Who does MTV want to match her up with?

Lindsay Lohan!

Yes.  Just what we need: another reason to see Lindsay’s freckled face next to the headlines.  Couldn’t MTV be just a little more creative?  Something on the lines of a fifteen year old girl Katy pulls on stage would be acceptable too.

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Published on August 29th, 2008 in Katy Perry

David Duchovny Likes the Sex

Source: www.derekhail.com

David Duchovny looks like he’s been enjoying the Hollywood life a little too much and has voluntarily admitted himself into rehab for sex addition his lawyer let’s us know.

The actor’s publicist, Flo Grace, confirmed the rehab report, which first appeared on People.com.

Duchovny, 48, plays a sex-obsessed character on the Showtime series “Californication,” which earned Emmy nominations for casting and cinematography.

That’s right. He’s addicted to making the beast with two backs.  Now that’s what I call an actor: he’s all about really getting into character.

Published on August 29th, 2008 in The Other Celebrity Planet

Kate Moss Immortalized with Gold Statue

Source: www.derekhail.com

Everyone seems to love Kate Moss so much that Thursday in London she was unveiled as a solid gold statue.

The 50 kilogramme (110-pound) work is by artist Marc Quinn, previously famous for a controversial sculpture installed in London’s Trafalgar Square of a pregnant woman with no arms due to a medical condition.

“I thought the next thing to do would be to make a sculpture of the person who’s the ideal beauty of the moment. But even Kate Moss doesn’t live up to the image,” he said.

Geez, I know in the UK Kate Moss has to be the hottest due to the infamy of its women having stringy hair and bad teeth, but did you really have to dedicate a statue to what I see as “the only British woman anyone outside of here would ever bang?”  Next you’ll open a museum centered around the one time you got some American dude to publicly drink breakfast tea and actually seem to enjoy it.  You guys need to get outside more.

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Published on August 29th, 2008 in Kate Moss

Lindsay Lohan, Can’t We All Just Get Along?

Source: www.derekhail.com

Lindsay Lohan and her father Michael Lohan reach somewhat of a climax in their flame wars which of course has been followed by the close eyes of the media.  Of course, it has been hard not to notice since Mike has been serving her ass in front of the rolling cameras and microphones while his daughter has been retorting to all on her myspace blog.  To make matters worse, Michael makes sure he doesn’t go down without a fight, and as he spirals further down a deep dark hole, he makes sure he pulls in the whole family.

After the blog entries were posted Thursday, Michael told OK! magazine in an exclamation point-heavy statement that his concerns about Ronson were all generated by ex-wife Dina, who stars alongside their 14-year-old daughter Ali in the E! reality series “Living Lohan.” Michael called Dina a “money-loving, fame-seeking, self-serving deceiver.”

Bam! I say we all just skip the nonsense and go straight into a family brawl, with mud, hair pulling, and popping bra straps.  We all know this is going to happen the next time they cross each other’s paths; they’re like those divas with really bad weaves we’ve all seen yakking their brains out before their afternoon showdown back in high school.

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Published on August 29th, 2008 in Lindsay Lohan

Spicy Briefs

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

  • Axl Rose, 46, doesn’t just look creepy, he is creepy!  Heatherette designer Richie Rich says he and pal Kelly Osbourne, 24, attended a party in Hollywood where they ran into the arrogant rock star. Rose had his sights set on Kelly and proceded to tell her that he wanted to have sex with her. Rich said, “He was really weird with her.  He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f**k you!”
  • Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have taken to their MySpace blogs to strike back at Michael Lohan for calling her Sam a leech.  Lohan listed her mood on her MySpace Celebrity blog, as ‘betrayed’ and posted a rant about her father saying, “He has become a public embarrassment and a bully – to my family, my co-workers, my friends and a girl that means the world to me.”  Ronson also wrote on her MySpace blog,  “I am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter – he is.  [He is] so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible.”
  • Hilary and Haylie Duff’s parents are in a real nasty divorce.  Real nasty.  And oh, so petty.  In court the couple are fighting over Hilary’s next birthday present.  You see, Hil’s mom wants daddy to pay $25,000 for a present for Hilary, because apparently Haylie got a $25,000 ring for her 21st birthday.  Blah. blah. blah…in a nutshell, daddy was ordered to pay $12,500 for the gift and then was thrown in jail for contempt of court for 10 days.  He had violated an injunction against selling assets without court approval.  Hil’s mom also claims the $10K a month she gets in spousal support isn’t even enough to pay her bills.  What f***ing problems to have, eh?  Someone drop that bitch into the middle of a third world country and let her see true suffering..

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Published on August 28th, 2008 in Spicy Briefs

Beyonce’s Sister is a Bitch

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I officially hate Solange Knowles and hope her new album tanks.

The diva wannabe did an interview for Fox 5 in Las Vegas yesterday and before the interview even started she went off on the host of the show.

Apparently Solange has a real problem with being called B’s sister.  So anyone interviewing her is not to mention her world famous sister, Beyonce, or her sister’s world famous boyfriend, Jay-Z.  Fair enough.

But this is where it gets juicy..

Just minutes before her interview, the station ran a tease piece about the Vegas branch of Jay-Z’s club 40/40 closing down.  However, it was not live, and did not air before Solange’s interview as she had thought.  So after the host introduced Solange, in a very professional manner I might add, the twat lost it. 

Click to watch the bitch freak out.

Screw you, Beyonce’s sister.

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Caption the Bottom Feeders

Published on August 28th, 2008 in Attention Whores, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt

Faith Evans Opens Up About B.I.G. Affairs

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Although it was well known that Faith Evans‘ husband, Christopher Wallace a.k.a. The Notorious B.I.G., had numerous affairs, Faith never really talked about her struggles with her husband’s infidelities, until now.

Evans, 35, admits that she used to take her frustrations out on the women her husband slept with by assaulting them.

In her new autobiography, Keep The Faith, she admits that one of those women was rap star Lil’ Kim.

She says that one day after a huge fight with her husband, she returned home and found Biggie and Kim together.

“I got to Big’s bedroom door, turned the knob, and went inside. As soon as I saw a small lump next to Big’s large frame, I flew into a rage, ran over to the side of the bed, and pulled back the covers. I grabbed some chick out of the bed and started beating her ass.  I stopped throwing punches for a minute to get a good look at the chick I was beating up. It was Lil’ Kim. She was completely butt-naked, yelling as I pushed her around the room.”

Kim was promptly escorted from the couple’s home, doing some damage to Faith’s car on her way out.

Faith adds,

“I have to say I actually felt some pity for Kim. Big had a wife, and she settled for messing with him. Kim still settled for being the other woman. It seemed pretty sad to settle for that.”

That’s funny.  Doesn’t Tupac, Biggie’s archenemy, claim to have stuck it to Faith in his song, “Hit ‘Em Up”?  Yes.  Yes, he does.  Pot meet kettle.

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Celebrity Quote of the Day - Jessica Simpson

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“I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’ I don’t really ever say that to anybody.”

- Uber sharp Jessica Simpson says Tony Romo (and not just anybody) is the love of her life so far.

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Published on August 28th, 2008 in Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo

Someone Finally Kicked OJ’s Ass

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

And it was his own daughter!

OJ Simpson’s oldest daughter, Arnelle, 39, reportedly knocked her father on his ass after getting into a fight with his girlfriend, Christie Prody, 32.

She has grown tired of Christie’s excessive drinking and the fact that OJ, 61, gives his girlfriend more money than Arnelle’s mother who works at Walmart.  Arnelle’s mother, Marguerite Whitley, was OJ’s high school sweetheart.  That is, until Nicole Brown came along.

OJ dumped Whitley and married Nicole. Arnelle still harbors resentment over the fact that he left her mother to pursue Nicole.  Why? I can’t figure that one out. At least her mother wasn’t almost decapitated..

Arnelle’s anger was unleashed after OJ stood up for his girlfriend during a feud between the two women.

A source told the NY Daily News, “Arnelle had a fight with Christie over Christie’s behavior. That’s what started the whole thing. Christie has some problems with drinking, and Arnelle got mad. O.J. said ‘Don’t talk to her like that,’ and Arnelle pushed him.”

She caused some damage too. Simpson suffered a cut on the back of his head, his mouth was bleeding and his lip was cut. Some tough old man he is now, eh?

After calming down somewhat, guilt set in with Arnelle and she called 911 and admitted what she had done.

Police arrived on the scene shortly thereafter, filing a report and asking Arnelle to leave her father’s home.

I love every bad story I hear about this man.  I hope his business/personal/family/love life are all in shambles.  I hope people still call him a murderer in public places.  I hope he dies alone.  But he won’t, because there is always a money grubbing, bimbo whore, just like Christie (who looks just like Nicole) who is eager to leech off his money and fame/notoriety. Some bitches are just that dumb.

Just for fun, check out all the fun Christie and OJ have had together.

  • Christie Prody has accused OJ Simpson of entering her home illegally, stealing pages from her address book and erasing her voice mails.
  • Police have been called to break up loud fights between the couple five times in the past seven years.
  • Prody was ejected from a hotel near Miami International Airport in May 2000 for kicking and slapping Simpson.
  • She shoved him again on July 4, 2005, and then slapped one of his friends, according to various police reports.
  • Now-deceased sex tape broker David Hans Schmidt allegedly tried to shop a sex tape of OJ Simpson, Christie Prody and model Patty Kuprys, a video Simpson denied existed and threatened legal action over.
  • Christie Prody caused a rift between Simpson and his daughter Sydney, 22, in January 2003. Police found Sydney, then 17, alone in her bedroom. She told them she and O.J. were fighting because she did not like Prody.
  • Sydney’s brother Justin, then 14, told investigators he got along fine with Prody … after the local Department of Children & Families received 13 anonymous calls from Miami accusing Simpson of child abuse in 2003.
  • Prody was reprimanded by police in 2004 for using Simpson’s disabled parking permit to park in a handicapped spot at Target.
  • Police recovered a stolen 30-foot motorboat - without its engines - from Simpson’s property in 2003. It appeared Simpson had no involvement.
  • Federal agents raided Simpson’s home in 2001 as part of an international drug investigation. Simpson wasn’t charged in the Ecstasy ring.
  • Christie Prody was busted for marijuana possession in Southwest Miami in 2006. She paid a fine for the misdemeanor drug charge.
  • Prody was also fined by the city of Miami in 2002, pleading no contest to animal cruelty after her cat was found dead from abandonment.
  • Just last year, the Juice allegedly threatened to kill a local handyman who he hired to do some repairs, then accused of sleeping with Prody.

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Ingrid Martz is the hottest Mexican I Know

Source: www.derekhail.com

I think the best feature about Ingrid Martz other than her obvious well shaped figure has to be those freckles on her chest.  Finally, something more promising to come out of Mexico other than Tequila (the drink, not the bisexual) and tacos.

Published on August 28th, 2008 in The Other Celebrity Planet