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I like Sophie Monk but her attempt to be sexy has failed here, mostly because you can see her hairy bush through her saggy bikini bottoms.  Or at least I think you can.  I wouldn’t know what one looks like, most of the women I date have grooming habits that aren’t from the 1800’s.

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Joanna Krupa walked down the runway at a Miami Bikini Fashion Show last night and shamed all the other models that were in the show.  In a completely unrelated story, several ugly chicks got laid last night after standing outside the fashion show and waiting for the guys inside to come out.  One ugly chick was quoted as saying “After Joanna warmed them up, it was like shooting fish in a barrel.”  Another heffer chimed in with “There hasn’t been this much action since the Bud Lite Party Cruise in ‘05″.

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So the updating has been pretty sporadic lately, mostly because I’m irresponsable and lazy.  It’s unforgivable, I know but I’ll try to make it up with you people with a load of new bikini pictures today.  I can’t however show you any with Audrina Patridge’s ass.  I think it’s because it was stolen and replaced with a generic “White Girl Ass”.  There will be an investigation, don’t you worry.

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Estelle Getty, best known for her role as Sophia on The Golden Girls, has died at the age of 84.

Her 85th birthday would have been on July 25th, just three days away.

Getty had been suffering from Lewy Body Dementia for many years.

She was surrounded by her family as she passwed away at 5:35am in her Los Angeles home. She is survived by her two sons.

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We all love getting a nice pedicure, especially in the summertime, right?

Ok, but have you heard of fish pedicures?

Fish pedicures are all the rage at a northern Virginia spa, where customers immerse their feet into a pool of water that is filled with tiny fish that eat the dead skin off your feet.

Although gross to some, the fish have proven to be a more sanitary way of removing dead skin and calluses than traditional razors. Also, more effective.

John Ho, owner of Yvonne Hair and Nails, says, “This is a good treatment for everyone who likes to have nice feet.”

The toothless fish are called garra rufa but are better known as doctor fish. They were first used in Turkey and are popular in some Asian countries.

Tracy Roberts, 33, of Rockville, Md., tried it and said it was “the best pedicure I ever had. I’d been an athlete all my life, so I’ve always had calluses on my feet. This was the first time somebody got rid of my calluses completely,” she said.

KaNin Reese, 32, of Washington, described the feeling of the fish pedicure, “It kind of feels like your foot’s asleep.”

The treatment costs $35 for 15 minutes and $50 for 30 minutes.

After trying a communal pool, the state stepped in and required individual tanks in which the water is changed for each customer. Before changing to individual tanks the fish would flock to the feet the person with the most dead skin on their feet.

“It would sometimes be embarrassing for them but it was also really hilarious,” Ho said.

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Remember Deelishis of the Flavor of Love?

She shows how confident she is by wearing a bikini top and a skirt at a private bowling party for Swagga Entertainment and Dunk Records in Miami Beach last weekend.

The outfit showed her bare stomach, covered in stretch marks. But this didn’t seem to bother her as she proudly posed for photographs.

Not so Deelishis!

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A judge has decided that Tricia Walsh-Smith, the bitter ex-wife of Shubert Organization head Philip Smith, went too far when she ranted publicly on YouTube about her and her estranged husband’s sex life.

She even went as far as to call his office - while being filmed - and tell the secretary, “I don’t know if you know, but you know Philip and I never had sex - but he’s got Viagra and condoms and stuff here and porn movies. Just ask him what he wants me to do with them, would you?”

Now the cold hearted bitch has just 30 days to vacate their Park Avenue apartment.

Tricia, 52, has been awarded $750,000 in the divorce settlement, which is what she agreed to in the couple’s prenup.

Supreme Court Justice Harold Beeler said that Walsh-Smith was “cruel and inhuman” for taking their divorce to such a public forum.

“The posting of the defendant’s first YouTube video was a watershed event in this marriage, elevating what was still primarily a private dispute into a public spectacle,” the stated. “He has been publicly humiliated and embarrassed to an unprecedented extent.” He added that Tricia “has thrived on being in the public spotlight,” and that Smith “has suffered tremendously from this attention,” including “heart problems.”

“Had defendant not posted her videos on YouTube, a case could be made that her previous marital misconduct did not rise to the level of cruel and inhuman treatment, a claim that ironically she herself made on YouTube,” Beeler wrote.

So what did the scorned ex have to say about the judge’s decision? “I thought it sucked,” she said. “I’d be better off in Baghdad. President Bush is bringing democracy to Iraq. He should try bringing it to New York.”

Of course she says she will appeal - and will keep posting updates via YouTube.

“I’m a warrior. I’m not giving up,” she said. “I’m going to go down swinging.”

Smith, 76, just seemed happy it was over. “I’m terribly sorry it had to come to his, but I’m happy with the result,” he said.

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Christian Bale’s mother and sister are claiming the Batman actor assaulted them at a hotel in London the night before the European premiere of ‘The Dark Knight’.

His mother Jenny, 61, and sister Sharon, 40, reported the incident to the police on Monday. Authorities decided to not question the actor until after the premiere of the blockbuster movie.

A source told The Sun, “It was a very difficult situation but it would have been wrong to have wrecked the premiere over a complaint which we don’t yet know is founded in truth.  But Mr Bale will be contacted at the earliest opportunity and be asked to provide an account of anything that happened.”

A police spokesperson confirmed the reports, “We can confirm we have received allegation from another force in relation to an alleged incident in central London.”

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Now, I’ve never been with a prostitute but I would imagine that Ashley Dupree has got to be one of the hottest.  When I think of whores, I think of crack infested, chain smoking, 3 kid having skanks.  They look nothing like this in a bikini.  So the question arises, where are all the hot hookers?  Vegas?  New York?  Miami?  Let the hunt begin!  Let’s have a whore off.

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If you’re wondering why Danielle Lloyd is on vacation then apparently you don’t realize how hard she works.  It’s tough going out to all the clubs and red carpet events all week.  Going to the gym 3 times a week isn’t easy.  Danielle Lloyd has to be exhausted partying her ass off and pounding soccer players so of course she needs to lay out at the pool and relax.  She’s got to be well rested when she begins her porn career in a few years.

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Who knew Rosario Dawson was this stacked? She’s never been one of the “hot” Hollywood stars and maybe she needs to drop a few pounds but those things are good.    On a side note, I hate it when fatties wear push up bras and try to accentuate their breasts to attract men.  Listen Chunks, we know those are fat tits, you’re not fooling anyone.

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“I’m a miracle dude … I don’t know why.”

- Patrick Swayze believes his response to treatment for pancreatic cancer has been has been amazing.