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50 Cent is suing Taco Bell after they used his name in a marketing ploy to advertise their prices.

Taco Bell President Greg Creed officially asked the rapper to change his name from 50 Cent to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent and promised $10K to his favorite charity if he agreed. He wrote,

“We know that you adopted the name 50 Cent years ago as a metaphor for change. We at Taco Bell are also huge advocates for change. We encourage you to ‘Think Outside the Bun’ and hope you accept our offer.”

You had to admit, it was funny, but you knew he would never do it.

Well Fiddy isn’t laughing. He’s pissed that his fans are accusing him of being a sellout and he feels the company used his name to sell their products. He’s asking for $1 million.

Lawsuit documents read,

“Taco Bell traded on the name of the world’s biggest hip-hop star to draw attention to its new, hip-hop-based advertising campaign, and thereby generated massive publicity for its business.”

I’m sure Taco Bell is still loving all this attention. A piddly million was completely worth all the advertising they got from this - and then some.

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You probably saw the naked photos of Sienna Miller on the set of her upcoming film, Hippie Hippie Shake, that were leaked online last October.

In the film, Sienna is a 60s peace & love child, and has two sex scenes in the film, requiring her to put all her (well used) ladyparts on display.

There was only one problem. Sienna lacked the wild and crazy ‘bush’ that women in those days rocked.

A studio source told UK’s Mirror,

“The film is set in the swinging 60s when fashion was wild and body hair even wilder. Sienna was an absolute star throughout filming and her performance was flawless. The only slight problem being that she’s very much a girl of the Noughties, and this extends to her personal upkeep. Unfortunately, Brazilians weren’t common in the 60s and Sienna’s part involved one or two nude scenes. Meaning that her grooming habits were on full display.”

He added, “A merkin or pubic wig simply wouldn’t have done the trick, but luckily computer wizardry came to the rescue. Sienna’s private parts were digitally enhanced, giving her a rather unruly, loud and proud bush.”

A merkin? Can someone tell me how it is that I have have never heard this word before - because it’s totally my new favorite word. I had to Google a merkin (I just said it again, heh) and see what one of these creatures looks like. I wasn’t disappointed. For only $38, you too can have a lovely full on beard for your clam- made of real human hair, from men’s chest hair, of course.

What an awesome April Fool’s joke.

Heh.

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It was Bindi Irwin’s birthday so obviously the perfect gift would be a giant cake adorned with an image of her dead father.  Thanks Mom!  Not only did you and dad’s genes make me look like a Chinese Orangutan, but now I’m going to gently weep while I eat my delicious cake.  I love you!

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Elisabetta Canalis is an Italian model and TV presenter and apparently she’s in movies.  She must be up for an award because we all know that the big stars always appear in skimpy bathing suits.  I don’t know where I was going with this.  I’ll just let you look at the pictures because let’s face it, you’ve probably skipped right over this shit, and if you didn’t then you’ve learned a valuable lesson.  Reading is for chumps.

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Brooke Hogan has been contacted by Playboy about appearing nude.

Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men’s magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn’t say no.

The “Brooke Hogan Knows Best” star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan’s 2006 album “Undiscovered” reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.

How many people really want to see this guy naked?  Brooke’s arms are bigger than my thighs.  She looks like she shotputs midgets on a daily basis.  Seriously Hef, go after someone like Rachel Bilson or Marisa Miller, not this sloth with implants.

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You might ask why I am so excited about Nick (Hogan) Bollea’s upcoming birthday.

Well, that would be because the little prison bitch turns 18 this Sunday and will no longer be housed with the juveniles! That means Nicky-poo gets to be transferred into an adult facility, with the big boys!

It’s said to be an “open dormitory type of setting” where he will be in contact with other adults.

Nick is to be released in October.

Make like McD’s and get serving, bitch!

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Even though his publicist was against Matthew McConaughey pimping his first born’s baby pics to OK! magazine - here’s the $3 million dollar cover.

McConaughey and baby mama Camila Alves are shown with their newborn son, Levi Alves McConaughey, who was born on July 7th.

Daddy Matthew brought his son into the world the only way he knew how. With bongos and dancing, man!

“We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.”

Not only did Matthew do a dance between Camilla’s legs, he also kept a diary of the entire experience and the hospital stay.

“I have it all chronicled. Becoming a dad is something I’ve dreamed of doing since I was 10. Becoming a father felt very, very natural. We were jamming! She was sweating. No painkiller, let’s go. She just clicked into that gear that only a woman has at a time like this. We’d been up for 40-something hours, and we went from dead tired to a really steadfast, ‘Let’s handle this, let’s stay in the rhythm. Don’t let the contraction be more than you.’”

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Star magazine’s latest issue accuses Matthew Broderick of cheating on his wife of eleven years, Sex and the City star, Sarah Jessica Parker.

Reportedly, Matthew met the 25-year-old redhead youth counselor at a bar while Sarah was filming SATC in Los Angeles. The two began text messaging and soon after were having late night sex romps. Supposedly.

The woman, who was not named, apparently gave Matthew the nickname, ‘Matty Cakes’ but felt a little guilty for having hooked up with him. But not guilty enough to stop the relationship..

Over the next month the couple spent time at a friend’s Manhattan townhouse and the woman’s apartment.

A friend of the woman says that one night the couple showed up at her door, wasted, went into her bedroom and 30 minutes later Matthew came out saying, “Well..bye!” She added that she found her friend passed out in her panties afterward.

Ok, so who is buying this? Who lets people just come bursting into their apartment and then go f*ck on their bed? The story sounds fishy to me. And I hope it’s not true. I love Matthew and Sarah together. The original ‘cool’ geeks of the 80s always seemed like a good match for one another.

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Poor Mariah.

What’s she going to do in a few more years when she starts losing her looks and her youthful figure? It’s going to be a devastating blow to her. Betcha she goes into seclusion and becomes like a Kirstie Alley or something.

Her face looks a little lumpy in that top pic…it’s like she’s got her chipmunk cheeks stuffed with a bunch of Vicodin or something - or maybe laxatives. Heh.

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Amy Winehouse was honored by Madame Tussauds in London today with a wax figure in her likeness.

However, the junkie singer didn’t attend the unveiling. Instead, her parents revealed the wax clone to the world.

The figure wears the recognizable bright yellow dress that she wore to the 2007 Brit Awards and has the same tattoos, but looks just a bit healthier than she appears in real life. A little more meat on her bones, especially in the face - and no track marks or fresh cut marks running up and down her arms.

Amy’s parents proudly posed next to the figure, which is displayed in the museum’s ‘Music Zone’ area. Her father said, “This is the reward for her musical achievements and her talent.” He added that his daughter would be at the museum soon to check it out. You know, whenever she can put the crack pipe down..