Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Britney Spears took off for Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for a little relaxation time after giving full custody of her boys to ex Kevin Federline.

Britney forgot her cares as she flirted around the pool with an unknown male this weekend. The two spent some quality time together, swimming, dancing and laughing.

She was all smiles and looked great in her white bikini.

Britney is in Cabo with a group of friends, including longtime friend George Maloof, owner of the Palms in Vegas.

The pop princess was recently nominated at the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards for Best Female Video for Piece of Me.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Who would have known someone with a completely out of control temper and taste for cocaine would be such a freak?

Kidding of course. We all know Naomi Campbell is probably a complete animal in the bedroom.

Here she is with Russian boyfriend Vladislav Doronin, 46.

Say that fast 10 times..

Anyhow, this guy is worth billions and isn’t too bad looking…at all.  But for some reason he has a couple loose screws - he’s slipping it this crazy bitch.

This picture has to be about the most repulsive looking kiss ever.  And the guy next to them checking it out is pretty creepy too -and I think he’s actually sporting wood…

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Many of you know I am a Big Brother fanatic!

Of all the many reality shows, this is my absolute favorite.

It took a little bit for me to get into this group of houseguests, but now after watching a lot of the 24/7 feed (get it HERE!) and keeping up with the minute by minute updates (HERE!) I have finally really figured out who I like and who I can’t wait to see packing.

This week it’s Jessie and Angie on the block, thanks to Keesha, the darling Hooter’s waitress. (who I really like)

Jessie, the arrogant, 22-year-old bodybuilder from Huntington Beach (originally Iowa), is a master of manipulation. However, he is too intense when campaigning and I think it just might bite him in the ass. Let’s hope anyway.

Then there is Angie, the 29-year-old pharmaceutical sales rep from Orlando, Florida (originally Virginia) who is a strong player but lacks social interaction with many of the other players. She has a solid alliance with Memphis, another strong player, but houseguests want to break-up these two threats before they get any power.

On a side note, as I watched some of the live feed yesterday Michelle (or “Man-Chelle”) told Angie her MySpace page address.

She said that in her default pic she looks “just like Vanessa Williams“. I had to take a peek.

Funny, she does a little bit - but she sure as hell doesn’t look like herself!

http://www.myspace.com/mashell29

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

“I kissed Sarah Jessica Parker. I played a lesbian in Sex and the City and I had to kiss her. I have experimented with same-sex relationships in my life, but it wasn’t about enjoyment with Sarah Jessica. Her character was supposed to be reluctant about getting involved, so it wasn’t a passionate kiss - it was a reticent one, which is the reason I didn’t enjoy it.”

- Alanis Morissette didn’t enjoy her lesbian kiss with Sarah Jessica Parker.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

OK, what the hell are the women drinking in Hollywood?

Why is everyone having twins all of a sudden? From what I know, you only have about a 3% chance of having more than one baby. Is everyone using fertility drugs these days?

First it was handbags. Everyone had to have the hottest, most expensive one. Then it was the dogs. You had to have the smallest, cutest one - and it had to fit into your designer handbag. Then came the Tinseltown baby boom. That has since morphed into the mind blowing twin explosion.

The latest Hollywood couple to announce that they are having twins are Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell.

Rebecca is due this winter and rumor has it both babies will be girls.

Source: www.derekhail.com

I’m getting really tired of posting insanely hot picture of Marisa Miller.  It’s just not fair anymore.  She makes every other woman on the planet look like Rosie O’Donnell in comparison and the last thing we need is millions of Rosie O’Donnells.  Here’s some more unbearable pictures for you to sob gently over.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Really?  A McDonalds event in a bikini?  Could Kim Kardashian just not wait to get over there and get some fries that she didn’t have enought time to put a shirt on?  Maybe that explains why her ass is astronomical.  I’m just glad she got those implants because I’m 99% sure she would fall backwards like a Jenga tower.

Source: www.derekhail.com

It’s really too bad that Jessica Alba is a bitch because she looks great after just having popped out a kid.  Her boobs are bigger, her waist is tiny, it’s just too bad her ass will probably never be the same.  Ask any woman who’s had a kid, it just never bounces back.  I’d love to be proven wrong though, so Jessica, if you’re reading this, give us the ‘ol bend over in the bikini trick.  That’s the only way to really tell.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Shia LaBeouf, 22, was arrested for drunk driving Saturday morning in Hollywood after causing an accident in which he was injured.

The accident happened in Hollywood at approximately 3 a.m. after LaBeouf made a left turn in front of an oncoming car. He was driving a green Ford F-150 truck, which was hit by the other vehicle, causing his F-150 to flip.

Sergeant Wolf with the LAPD said it was obvious that the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull star had been drinking. “It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest.”

Paramedics were called and both Shia and the driver of the other car were taken to the hospital.

LaBeouf was arrested and booked for a misdemeanor DUI. If his victim would have been critically hurt he would have been cited for felony DUI.

He is being treated at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for injuries to his head, left hand and knee. Surgery was needed on his hand.

If you remember, Shia was arrested last November after refusing to leave a Chicago Walgreen’s for being intoxicated.

Shia, you had better clean up your act buddy, you’re on top of the world - why screw it up now?

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

There is no doubt that Heather Mills is one of the most hated people in the world - especially when politicians aren’t involved.

After her highly publicized, messy divorce to Paul McCartney her image has only gotten worse. Blame that on no one but Mills herself. She has apparently gotten so bad, that even her publicist of four years has decided to dump her demanding ass.

Michele Elyzabeth released the following statement to the press:

“After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.

Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me ’stupid.’ I reminded her that she was not ‘God’ and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’

I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.

On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her.”

And to think that dumb twat was awarded $50 million dollars. That bitch will continue to make everyone and anyone’s life a living hell until she dies an old, lonely, bitter, old woman.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

They got her wig right, and her attempt at that ‘fierce’ face, but damn, her left boob is looking a little mangled!

Speaking of her ‘fierce’ look, it’s kinda like Zoolander’s ‘Blue Steel’, doncha think?

I’m not one to rank on Tyra for her weight, but girlfriend hasn’t been that thin in years!

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Surprise, surprise…not really.

The Bachelor’s Matt Grant, 27, and fiancée Shayne Lamas, 22, are over - just like her dad’s career.

Heh.

I knew it would never last. I think Matt is a total player and after he hit on a chick who worked for TMZ at a bar a few months back I think it was obvious his and Shayne’s relationship was going nowhere.

He probably had sex with Shayne and then became disinterested..you know how that goes!

Anyhow, the couple released a joint statement to People magazine,

“We tried hard to make it work but we realized that we were both heading in different directions. We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”

Neither would elaborate.

Bye-bye, Monkey!