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After her interesting performance at Glastonbury where she smacked a fan while singing Rehab, Amy Winehouse checked back into the clinic where she had been receiving treatment the past two weeks.

Then last night she checked back out.

To celebrate, she hit the streets of London for a night of partying and (most likely) getting geeked out of her head. The junkie soul singer was out until 4:30am.

A source told The Sun, “We feared a taste of the outside would remind her what she’s missing and it would be hard to get her back into life at the clinic. That’s exactly what’s happened. Sunday was like she was on a terrible comedown from the whole thing.”

Amy’s spokesperson said that Amy is currently receiving outpatient care.

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So no wonder Madonna went to a NY Yankee game . . I thought that was weird.

Apparently Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have totally hooked up at her Central Park West apartment. Both parties are married. And it’s not happened once . . but multiple times in recent days.

A source told Us Weekly that Alex has been seen sneaking out of her building “as late as midnight.” And that, “All the doormen are talking.”

Poor Guy Ritchie just landed in NY yesterday, probably hoping to see his wife and kids and ta-da! He’s stepping into this huge pile almost immediately. I bet he won’t be in NY long.

Madonna attended a Yankee game on June 22nd and sat in A-Rod’s seats. Alex attended her concert in NYC on April 30th - I’m sure his seats were pretty good, too.

Madonna even bought her son Rocco, 7, some Yankees gear that he was seen rocking in Central Park last week. Ouch . . looking back, that one will sting daddy.

Rodriguez is known for being a total douchebag when it comes to women. I have told you all in the past that while working as a bartender we had to deal with him up here in Seattle. He’s a total man-whore! I cannot stand this asshole. I’ll just say that I was happy when Texas, then NY took him.

Fellow dickhead Jose Canseco (who also stuck it to Madge) said in his book that he “hates [A-Rod's] guts,” because he hit on his wife. Not surprising. A-Rod hits on everyone!

I thought for sure after Alex was caught running around with a stripper behind his wife’s back that she would dump his sorry ass - but no. She’s not too smart, obviously. She not only took him back, she got pregnant, again, and had another kid.

Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice shame on me.

Will Cynthia Rodriguez take him back, again? Will Madge and A-Rod become an item or will it be a fling? What will become of the divorce? The kids?

Egad.

Seems like a lot of hassle for a piece of trim.

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I say that cautiously as the births have been erroneously reported before. Remember that whole thing with Entertainment Tonight last month?

This time French magazine, Closer, reported this morning that the actress went into labor last night and gave birth this morning.

An excerpt from the magazine:

En exclusivite mondiale, Closer est en mesure de vous annoncer qu’Angelina Jolie aurait accouché ce matin dans un hôpital français ! La star serait rentrée hier soir en salle de travail. Toute reproduction interdite sans la mention du site closermag.fr

There has yet to be an official confirmation from the couple’s publicist.

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So no wonder Madonna went to a NY Yankee game . . I thought that was weird.

Apparently Madonna and Alex Rodriguez have totally hooked up at her Central Park West apartment. Both parties are married. And it’s not happened once . . but multiple times in recent days.

A source told Us Weekly that Madge has been seen sneaking out of her building “as late as midnight.” And that, “All the doormen are talking.”

Poor Guy Ritchie just landed in NY yesterday, probably hoping to see his wife and kids and ta-da! He’s stepping into this huge pile almost immediately. I bet he won’t be in NY long.

Madonna attended a Yankee game on June 22nd and sat in A-Rod’s seats. Alex attended her concert in NYC on April 30th - I’m sure his seats were pretty good, too.

Madonna even bought her son Rocco, 7, some Yankees gear that he was seen rocking in Central Park last week. Ouch . . looking back, that one will sting daddy.

Rodriguez is known for being a total douchebag when it comes to women. I have told you all in the past that while working as a bartender we had to deal with him up here in Seattle. He’s a total man-whore! I cannot stand this asshole. I’ll just say that I was happy when Texas, then NY took him.

Fellow dickhead Jose Canseco (who also stuck it to Madge) said in his book that he “hates [A-Rod's] guts,” because he hit on his wife. Not surprising. A-Rod hits on everyone!

I thought for sure after Alex was caught running around with a stripper behind his wife’s back that she would dump his sorry ass - but no. She’s not too smart, obviously. She not only took him back, she got pregnant, again, and had another kid.

Fool me once, shame on you - fool me twice shame on me.

Will Cynthia Rodriguez take him back, again? Will Madge and A-Rod become an item or will it be a fling? What will become of the divorce? The kids?

Egad.

Seems like a lot of hassle for a piece of trim.

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Thank You Brazil once again for giving us hot supermodels.  Anna Beatriz-Barros reminds us that even though Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are both long gone, one being pregnant and the other being engaged, that there will always be a steady stream of supermodels coming up from the south.  Now, if only just one of them would come and have sex with me that would make my day.

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Remember the parties you were never invited to?  Remember when people would talk about how awesome that club was that you couldn’t get into?  Well that’s kind of like Nicole Scherzinger’s birthday party.  All the hot chicks you can imagine and you are nowhere in sight.  I think I just depressed myself.  OH Gad.

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Last month we told you about Kate Moss losing a hair extension on the red carpet after a long night out.

The German photographer who landed the tuft of hair has decided to throw it on eBay because, you know, he’s probably done having fun with it.

Check the auction here.

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Regardless of her age, Elizabeth Taylor still dazzles people wherever she goes.

Taylor, 76, attended an event celebrating the legalization of gay marriage in California wearing her usual bling and toting around her fluffy white pooch.

Liz knows she’s a gay icon and and in April she attended a function at a gay nightclub in Beverly Hills where she was also dripping with jewels.

The classic star suffers from diabetes and congestive heart failure, she has had both hips replaced, survived viral pneumonia and had a benign brain tumor removed eleven years ago. She is also bound to her wheelchair due to osteoporosis. Despite all her health concerns she still manages to get out for her fans, which they seem to appreciate.

Liz in her younger days . .

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Petra Nemcova was at the launch of a new season of clothes no one will probably wear.  It’s ok though, her hot body and crazy sexy smile caused the ravinous male audience to buy two or three of the same item.  They didn’t care.  If a hot chick looks at you it pretty much throws your whole rational thought process out the window.  I once went to the supermarket to buy bread and some milk.  There were so many hot women there, I ended up coming back with some Raumen Noodles and AAA Batteries.  True Story.  I don’t know what the hell happened.

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After a bit of a lull in Britney Spears news, the pop princess is once again on the scene.

Buzz about Britney’s latest work-in-progress is hitting the internet and Grammy winning producer Rodney “Darkchild” Jerkins says he’s working with her on some “very dancey, really up-tempo, aggressive, catchy, and hook friendly” tunes.

He adds, “I’m trying some new things. I’ve always worked with Britney and I love working with her. I’m try to reinvent her and reinvent myself with her project.”

He must be a gambling man.

Jerkins last worked with Britney on the tracks “Overprotected” and “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll” from her self titled album back in 2001.

The producer has no qualms about working with Brit. He says, “She’s always professional.”

Producer Sean Garrett who is also set to work with Spears said, “I know she’s been doing a lot better. You just want to give her the opportunity to get things back together. It’s about her time again.”

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Britney finally got to spend a night with her two boys, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, on Saturday night. It was the first overnight visit with her children in six months.

Unfortunately the boys only stayed until Sunday, and after they were picked up Britney became depressed.

A source told Us Weekly, “Britney was very upset after the kids left. She now does not know when she will get them next for an overnight. She complains it could be next week, or it could be three months.”

Hopefully for her sake it will be soon. It seems as though she really has given it an effort. She’s not driving around aimlessly with the kids anymore - hopping from gas station bathroom to gas station bathroom flashing her crotch everywhere in between. Maybe her hairy rear, but not her cooter.

Kevin Federline is still seeking sole custody of the kids and wants Britney to stick to the current visitation terms.

The couple’s custody trial is set to begin August 25th.

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According to court documents, Britney is eager to move from her paparazzi infested neighborhood in Los Angeles to a quieter, slower pace of life in Louisiana.

She desires a place of “a lower density, more quiet and less trafficked neighborhood . . more accessible to parks and recreation areas,” for her boys.

The documents states that the sale of her home would be in “the best interest of [Spears], her Estate and her minor children.”

Earlier this month she was granted permission to sell her home. Her mother told the courts that Brit “intends to return to Louisiana.”

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For those of us who grew up in the 80s Molly Ringwald was the leader of the Brat Pack.

Nowadays the actress is 40 years old and is set to rekindle her career with a new television drama.

ABC’s ‘Secret Life of the American Teenager’ stars Ringwald as the mother of a 15-year-old girl who became pregnant after a one night stand.

Ringwald spoke with AOL TV about her controversial role and her classic teen flicks of the 80s.

What made you decide to do a TV show?

I was thinking about moving to Los Angeles for personal reasons — my husband’s going to be attending a Stanford MBA program in the fall. So this series sort of came up, and I really liked Brenda [Hampton], the creator. She really wanted to have me in the show, and she was persuasive and I liked the subject matter, and it just kind of seemed like a cool thing to do.

Given the teen pregnancy pact scandal and the success of ‘Juno,’ your series is timely. Will the pregnancy plotline continue for the whole season?

It definitely starts out as the event that kicks off the show, but the show is about more than that. It has to be about more than that, because that story line is going to resolve itself. It really is sort of a sociological study of these teenagers and their families.

What other kinds of things happen to your character, Anne?

My character doesn’t find out [about her daughter's pregnancy] until episode 6, and the audience pretty much knows from the beginning, so there’s that suspense about when the family is going to find out. My character’s not clued in to what’s right in front of her. That has to do with her own life, and the decline of her marriage, and the fact that she’s really not happy with where she’s at in life.

Have you had input into your character?

Definitely. When the pilot was written, Brenda didn’t know that I was going to play Anne. Getting to know me and my strengths as an actor made the character evolve a certain way. I mean, she’s still different from me. But there are elements of me in Anne, and I definitely made her more liberal, because it’s really important to me that both sides are represented. Brenda’s totally supportive of that.

So will Amy explore all of her pregnancy options, no matter how controversial they may be?

Yes. I will say that Amy makes her own choice in terms of what she wants to do about her pregnancy. And it was very, very important to me that that was clear. Though I won’t tell you what [Amy's] choice is right now..

In the ’80s, you were the go-to teen actress. Is it weird to be playing the mom of a teenager now?

It is weird, but it’s kind of good, too. I’m an actor and I’ve done a lot of different stuff, but because those movies were so successful, it’s kind of stuck in people’s heads that I’m that figure. It’s good for me to be seen in a different light. I’m in a project with teenagers and I’m not the teenager, so I’ve come full circle in a way.

A couple of years ago there were rumors of a ‘Sixteen Candles’ sequel. Where does that stand now?

It was in the works. It was something that I definitely wanted to do, but [writer-director] John Hughes wasn’t interested, and I didn’t feel comfortable doing it without his involvement. If we can get John to agree, I think it would be great. I think there are definitely a lot of people who would love to see it, and I would love to do it.

Is ‘Sixteen Candles’ the only one of your teen movies you’d like to revisit?

I think so. I would ordinarily not want to do something like that, but I think that ‘Sixteen Candles’ lends itself to [a sequel]. I mean, ‘Breakfast Club,’ is just so perfect as is. I guess ‘Pretty in Pink’ is possible, but ‘Sixteen Candles’ is really the one … it was such a Cinderella story. And I was interested to see what happened to this girl.

Do you ever watch any of those movies when you come across them on TV?

I don’t really sit down and watch them. I mean, I’ve seen them so many times, you know? I think when my daughter’s old enough, I’ll probably watch them with her.