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Is this child not the most darling little guy or what?!

Ok magazine published more pics of Matthew McConaughey, Camila Alves and newborn son, Levi.

There is no doubt in mind that little Levi is going to be just like his daddy. Matthew says his little guy already has a wetsuit!  “He’ll be surfing next weekend,” he says. “I can’t wait to get him out there. All the new sights and sounds and smells are so great around here.”

Camila says that he even looks like his daddy.  “Everybody thinks he looks like me because of the hair and skin tone,” she says. “I think he looks more like Matthew every day.”

It think Matthew is going to be such a great daddy.  He just has a calmness about him that I think will pass on to his baby boy.

Speaking of boys, Matthew says he and Cam knew all along that Levi was going to be a boy.  He held his son for the first five minutes of his life as doctors worked on Camila.

He says, “I said, ‘Come here, little man.  I saw the pecker and screamed that we’d been right all along about him being a boy. Then I brought him over to her.”

Camila was in labor for an amazing 60 hours.  Matthew says labor was not exactly what he had envisioned.  “This is where I learned - and no one tells you this - but having a baby is a bloody, pukey, sweaty, primeval thing! And I mean that as a beautiful thing. It is wild.”

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Yup, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were married eight years ago yesterday.

Yeah, yeah, I meant to post about this yesterday..

After looking at these old pictures of them you can’t help but feel just a little bit bad for Jen, who absolutely adored Brad.

You gotta admit, they were kinda cute together. People could actually relate to those two, as to where Brad and Angie are like these untouchable demi-gods.

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So the dreamy couple ended up not being so dreamy, eh?

Kate Hudson, 29, and Lance Armstrong, 36, are already through, after three short months together.

A source told People magazine, “There was no drama or ugliness – They just decided to end things. There is no hatred, just sadness.”

Something must have happened while the couple attended the three-day Lance Armstrong Livestrong Summit in Columbus, Ohio last weekend, because that’s where they decided to call it off.

Too bad they brought the kids into it so soon. I dunno, but if you’re bouncing around from person to person you might want to hold off a good six months before introducing your entire fricking family to them. Dontcha think?

I am going to go out on a limb here and predict a Kate Hudson/John Mayer hookup sometime in the near future… just you wait!  Heh.

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LC’s Key to Getting Home - Other People

I have bitched and moaned about celebrities going out to get wasted then driving home (without a driver/taxi) for years now.

But still, we see a new star busted for DUI all too often, regardless of their being extremely wealthy and/or well-known.

Lauren Conrad is one of the stars who won’t be caught in that predicament. She hires a driver. And thank God! Check out Lauren as she leaves a Hollywood nightclub the other night. She is totally sloshed, stumbling and trying to get into the wrong car. Luckily her “people” and driver were there to help the poor girl out and escort her home safely.

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Leave it to your sister to make things worse.  Brooke Hogan just invited all the dudes in prison with Nick Hogan to kick his ass.

“I was worried about him, and his safety, and his well-being.” Little Nicky is out of solitary now that he’s 18, and in the general population, and apparently he’s eating better.

But Brooke says that he’s not exactly the most popular inmate in the Pinellas County Jail: “He’s been threatened. Thank God he’s big and he can hold his own.”

Oh Man, I give Nick a week before he gets ass raped.  Nick is “big and can hold his own”?  I’m sure there are a few dudes in that jail that are going to teach Nick the real definition of bieng “big”.

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Wow.  I know that women’s breasts get bigger when they are breast feeding but this is just unholy.  If Salma’s boobs get any bigger, she will technically be a porn star.  Her kid in these pictures kind of kill the sexy cleavage vibe, but here’s an easy solution.  Step 1:  Save the picture.  Step 2:  Photoshop the kid out and replace her with Marisa Miller.  Step 3:  Defile your own body in the privacy of your own home.  Step 4:  Feel sorry for yourself.  Step 5:  Do it again.

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I guess all the guys are still pissed that Adriana Lima is now engaged because there was barely any of them at one of her autograph signings. I’m guessing it took place during the day when the men go to work and the women go to the mall and waste the mens’ money.  You know, what else do women do during the day?  Sew?  Cook?  Lesbian Pillow Parties?  I’m going to go with all of the above.

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Currently Casting Female Models for Next Season of America’s Next Top Model with Tyra Banks!

Now searching the nation for fresh faces to participate in the next season and compete for a grand prize that will include a modeling contract with one of the world’s top modeling agencies.

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1. First and Last Name
2. Age
3. Height
4. Weight
5. Where you currently live
6. Where you are from
7. Your best phone numbers
8. Occupation
9. At least TWO photos (headshot, and full body shot) in jpg format.
10. Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com for priority consideration!

OR
You can also come meet the casting team in person at one of our nationwide open casting calls. We will be in the following cities on the following dates:

• Los Angeles, CA (SAT 09.13)
  New York, NY (SAT 08.16)
  Chicago, IL (SAT 09.06)
  Albuquerque, NM (MON 08.04)
  Charlotte, NC (SAT 08.09)
  Seattle, WA (TUES 08.12)
  Houston, TX (SAT 08.23)
  Tampa, FL (SAT 08.30)
  Kansas City, KS (TUES 09.09)

For specific times, locations, and other details, please visit:
http://cwtv.com/thecw/topmodel-cycle12-Casting

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A 5.8 earthquake shook Southern California at 11:42 a.m. today.

It was reportedly felt from LA to San Diego, and even some people in Las Vegas felt it.

The quake was centered 29 miles east-southeast of downtown Los Angeles near Chino Hills in San Bernardino County.

“Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Brian Humphrey said there were not immediate reports of damage or injury in Los Angeles. Buildings swayed in downtown Los Angeles for several seconds.”

Hope everyone is alright!

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Jerry Lewis, 82, was caught with an unloaded gun in his carry-on at a Las Vegas airport.

TMZ reported that Jerry told the police that a family member had used his bag previously, but then Lewis’ manager the gossip site that it was a prop gun.

However, Las Vegas media is reporting it was a 22-caliber Beretta.

The gun was confiscated and Lewis was allowed to take his Northwest Airlines flight to Detroit.