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She will never learn.

“Most of the guys I dated were captivated by my heart but they had different ways of trying to get to me,”

“Tony understands me. He appreciates my talent. He’s the first person I’ve spiritually connected with.”

“It’s the cutest thing,” she says. “He’ll say, ‘Jessica, 75 percent of the comments about your new single are favorable.’”

Romo, 28, isn’t the only guy Simpson talks about.

“John [Mayer] believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within,” Simpson says, referring to herself in third person. “He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.”

I’m still tryin’ this chick out. WHY would Jessica speak so favorably of her ex when she has new peen?!!!! I would say that’s sweet, but it’s really not. How does Tony Romo put up with her ass? Seriously.

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Alicia Keys’ Indonesian concert just slapped on the patch.

Philip Morris International, the original sponsor of the Grammy winner’s gig in Jakarta tonight, pulled down all its promotional billboards and posters after the singer spoke out against the tobacco company’s sponsorship of her show.

Keys was clued in to the company’s aggressive sponsorship—featuring the logo and slogans for the brand’s A Mild cigarettes—by the Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids.

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New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez wants his original pre-nupital agreement with wife Cynthia to stand in their divorce battle, the New York Daily News reports.

The 33-year-old, who is the highest-paid player in baseball with a $275 million contact, says in new papers being filed in Florida today that his marriage is “irretrievably broken” but he wants accusations he cheated to be removed from the court record.

Rodriguez argues that claims by his wife that he “emotionally abandoned his wife and children” and carried on “extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct” are “immaterial and impertinent and should be stricken.”

Cynthia is seeking to maintain her “high standard of living” through alimony and child support as well as their $12 million estate and “equitable distribution” of all assets.

Rodriguez’s filing states Cynthia is a “loving and nurturing mother” and he pledges to pay “reasonable and bona fide expenses” per a co-parenting agreement for daughters Natasha, 3, and Ella, 3 months.

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Britney Spears’s restraining order against one-time pal Sam Lutfi may have been temporary, but their friendship is permanently over.

The pop star’s court-appointed attorney, Samuel D. Ingham III, told the Associated Press that he will not seek to extend the restraining order in court on Thursday – because Spears has cut all ties with Lutfi anyway.

“Britney has made clear to everyone,” Ingham said, “that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama ‘Sam’ Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future.”

Lutfi has been out of Spears’s life since February, when her father, Jamie, was granted legal control of her affairs as temporary conservator. (At the time, Britney’s mother, Lynne, accused Lutfi of drugging the singer.)

Lutfi, it seems, will abide by the Spears family’s wishes. He said in his own statement to the AP, “Mr. Lutfi and Mr. Spears have mutually agreed in private that no hearing or order is necessary at this time.”

Ingham added that once Britney regains control of her life, she will continue to keep Lutfi out of it.

I am still stunned that Sam is as shady as he is!! Isn’t it amazing? You’re working for a successful, wealthy, world icon and you mistreat her? Thank god Brit Brit’s papa stepped in to save his daughter. Ever since Papa Spears showed up, things have been getting so much better for Britney. Thankfully.

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Jessica Simpson has revealed that a song written for her forthcoming country album is based on her own experience as a victim of abuse.

But the singer – who is currently dating Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo - refuses to go into detail about the painful memory.

When asked by the interviewer for Elle whether she has ever been physically abused, she replied, “I don’t want to talk about it, but I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

In Remember That she sings, “It doesn’t matter how he hurts you / With his hands or with his words / You don’t deserve it / It ain’t worth it / Take your heart and run.”

You know how I feel about the Simpson sisters. Who messed with my Jessica?!!! I don’t think it’s Nick, he’s macho but he’s caring. I wanna speculate, but that’s libelous. I’ll just say his first name is John, his last name rhymes with player. Until I bang him, I don’t like him and I’ll always think he’s a douche, so I’m gonna go ahead and say it was that man whore with the buzzed haircut.

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Ryan Gosling made his deejay debut Tuesday night at Green Door lounge in Hollywood when ex-girlfriend Rachel McAdams showed up - not for the music, but to get her panty pudding flowing.

McAdams arrived later “supporting Ryan,” says a Gosling pal.

“They talked when he was away from the deejay stand,” says the friend. “They really looked like good pals. He seemed happy to see her.”

Spinning tunes from the ’40s and ’50s, Gosling, 27, was dressed from the era, sporting a white T, black pants and motorcycle jacket.

Along with McAdams other celebs on hand were Catherine Keener, Shane West and hockey ace Sean Avery, who chatted up an enamored Keener.

Once the live jazz band took the stage, Gosling mingled with friends and hung out on the patio.

Er, I hope Ryan didn’t just talk to friends without making booty call plans with Rachel. Girls just don’t show up to lame events if they don’t want a lil lovin’ to come out of it. I hope they hook up again. Ryan and Rachel are so talented and so cute together.

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“I’ve been off the junk, as I call it, for five years. I’ve had face lift, eye job and all that stuff five years ago.

“What I found, though, was that it didn’t help me one bit,” Griffin says. “It didn’t get me happier or didn’t make me look particularly younger.”

“I really thought ageism is so prevalent in Hollywood, especially in standup — it’s such a male dominated zone,” she says. “I thought, ‘Dammit, I got to do everything I can to look my best.’”

She says she later learned aging “is not really going to keep you from what you want.

“For example, if you work in an office, you’re probably going to do the same job if you’re 10 pounds heavier or lighter,” Griffin goes on. “I’m not talking about anorexia or obesity — those are obviously two different animals.

“But I spent 20 years of my life obsessing about 10, 15 pounds, and what I found as a comedian … is that nobody expected me to come out in a bikini anyway,” she says. “I’ve never lost a job because of my weight, and I’ve certainly never gotten a job because of my cosmetic surgery or my weight.”

She says she has come to accept her body over the years.

“I’ll say to my younger friends, ‘C’mon, I have a hot body, right?’ I mean, not a hot body Hollywood-style… but it’s hot for 47.

“So that’s my new thing — I like my body now,” Griffin adds. “For 47, it’s pretty darn good.

Kathy has decided to save the face. Smart move! She’s already on the cartoonish looking side. Everytime I see her, especially when she raises her eyebrows, I’m thinking OUCH! Doesn’t she look like she’s in pain and her skin is just too tight?

But her body is completely amazing for being 47. Great boobs, nice abs, thin arms and legs. Kathy’s hot; plus, when you’re funny, you don’t have to be that attractive - you get, like, 10 bonus points for being able to make people laugh.
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Life isn’t going so well for Matt Grant. First, he competed on “The Bachelor,” a series that’ll give ya fame, but you should really try to hold onto your “fiancee” for as long as possible when the cameras stop rolling, that way you won’t look like such a douche. Matt failed there. But before that, he picked a chubby 22-year-old bimbo, Shayne Lamas, to be his future wife.

Matt proposed on camera with a $65,000, 8.5 carat diamond ring. Shayne wants to keep it. Matt wants her to give it to charity. The battle of the attention whore reality tv has beens begins!

Bachelor Matt Grant is definitely not okay with Shayne Lamas keeping their engagement ring.

“It wasn’t a ‘gift’ so much. It’s not a television or a handbag. It’s a symbol of marriage that didn’t happen.”

Being the immature airhead that she is, Shayne has made light of the situation, saying she’s gonna keep the ring “safe and clean and in a glass box — like a glass slipper.” She also added that Matt is fine with it and, “He wants to come over and look at it.” - Now that’s a bitch!

Matt says he “never” said she could keep it and she sometimes thinks he’ll go along with things she says.

“Let’s have something good come out of this,” he explains. “Why hold onto it? What’s the point?”

Grant’s new proposal: Auction off the ring and have each donate their half of the proceeds to a favorite charity. “But at the end of the day, it was mine to give to her,” he argues. “And thus I’m like, ‘C’mon!’ I’m sure Shayne will agree it’s best going to charity.”

Matt should not be commenting on what Shayne should do with the ring. He even admitted that the show’s sponsors paid for it; it’s not his decision to make. He needs to shut it. And Shayne should use some of that money to fix her face, tits and get a brain transplant; but you know she’s just gonna buy a few more suitcases worth of shoes.

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Good Lord.  You may have seen these pictures elsewhere but Bar Refaeli in a bikini is not something you just skim over.  How is it possible that a woman that thin has boobs that big?  Real boobs.  Real boobs that don’t flop around like wet bags of oatmeal.  I’ve felt Oatmeal tits guys, and they are the world’s biggest disappointment.  I would rather have seen Santa Claus being shot by the Easter Bunny when I was 6 then have felt those oatmeal tits.  It was like unwrapping the most glorious present of all and it turning into a lump of shit right in front of your eyes.

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Hello all, blogging for Spicy is always a pleasure, especially for me right now because Spicy blogged for my site for 2 weeks a few weeks ago while my dad was recovering from brain surgery. She was so considerate, concerned, reliable and kind. I luv this woman!

Just wanted to say thanks in advance for tolerating me, and your blogging goddess will be back before you know it!

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What the hell is up with Jennifer Aniston’s nipples?  They are always perky and peeking through her shirt.  Even when she wears a bra it’s like she’s got metallic nips that just break through any force.  Maybe she’s some kind of robot.  That would explain her lack of emotions and that sour puss face she’s always got…