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With all the drama going on in the Hogan family at the moment you wouldn’t think any of them would be intersted in dishing family secrets to the gossip rags. Oh wait, this is the Hogans we are talking about.

Brooke on her mother dating a teenager: “Honestly, I don’t know what to say because I can’t relate to her right now. I’m extremely shocked. I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore. I see her at the jail visiting Nick and she asks me why. I say, ‘I don’t condone what you’re doing. I’m on my path, and you’re on your path.’ I told her, ‘I’d love to have you in my life, to see you and talk to you, but the kind of things you’re surrounding yourself with, it doesn’t make sense to me.”

Brooke on her parents’ split: “I could see my parents growing apart. I told them, ‘Nick and I are grown-up enough to understand that if it’s not right, don’t force yourself to be together for us.’ I don’t think the stress of Nick’s accident or being on Hogan Knows Best helped the situation, but they were already heading in that direction. It was starting to get painful for all of us. Sometimes all this makes me break down, but most of the time, I can look at it and think, we’re all still alive; we all still love each other. I just want to see them happy.”

Brooke on hearing about Nick’s accident: “I just went silent. Fifteen minutes later, I started having panic attacks: shaking, crying, freaking out….When I saw John in the hospital, it was just so hard. I couldn’t stop thinking about the last time I saw: He and Nick were just chilling on Clearwater Beach. I miss John like crazy. He ate breakfast, lunch and dinner with us six or seven days out of the week. And he was really funny, like a Jim Carrey sense of humour. He was as close as to my as my brother.”

Brooke on Nick in jail: “When he was sentenced, I was in shock. I’ve always been there to protect him, and this is the one time I can’t stop anything bad from happening. The thing that keeps me going is being able to visit him and see him through the TV screen. But that even sucks because I want to hug him and talk to him in person and see the colour of his eyes….He’s doing great now: He’s put weight back on– he lost 20 pounds in solitary. He’s getting his cleaning on ’cause that’s what his job is in jail: He’s a janitor! I tell him, ‘When you get out, we can go to the beach, we’ll eat your favorite foods, I’ll cook you dinners.’ I give him tangible things to think about.”

Brooke on coping: “I’ve been praying a lot and reading books that keep me positive: The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth. I tried therapy once, and after they tried to charge me 100 bucks for an hour, I was like, Screw this! My main therapy is talking to my friends. If I don’t let my emotions out, I will explode!”

Hold up. Did Brooke say her way of coping is reading ‘The Secret, The Power of Now, Harmonic Wealth’?

I swear when I heard that I cocked my head to the side, like my dog does when he doesn’t understand something, and thought, WTF? It really is all about money with this whore family. And no, Brooke is not the only sane one of the bunch. This bitch is just as money thirsty and delusional as the rest of them.

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Two Seattle moms are hoping to hit the bigtime with their new creation - high-heels for infants.

“Heelarious,” a.k.a. “crib heels” are soft baby-booties for infants aged 0 to 6 months that look like pumps. They sell for $35 a pair.

Creator Britta Bacon says she came up with the idea on her way to daughter Kayla’s 4th birthday party. She says she thought, “That would have been hilarious if I could have brought Kayla to a party in high heels when she was a baby.”

Play that funky banjo, whitegirl!

She and co-creator Hayden Porter joke on the site that the shoes “may cause extreme smiling and hysterical laughter when in use (this is completely normal).”

I wonder if they got the idea from Beyonce’s lovely toddler line?

WEIGH-IN: What Do You Think About the Heelarious Heels?

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Just for fun, it’s reggae legend Peter Tosh with Steppin’ Razor from the 1977 album, Equal Rights.

Because it’s just that good . .

Enjoy . . I hope it’s beautiful wherever you are today!

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A divorce between Madonna and husband of seven years, Guy Ritchie, is inevitable say sources close with the couple.

The couple are said to be discussing their split in an amicable manner. Although Made and Guy still share the same mansion, word has it they are leading entirely separate lives.

The source said, “They’re obviously sad but they’re dealing with it like grown-ups. Things have just run their natural course . . They live like brother and sister rather than husband and wife and thought it best to call it a day.”

Rumor has it the adoption of David Banda also caused problems between the couple - Guy being against it.

The couple are prepared to formally announce the split after Madonna’s world tour ends on November 29th.

You can expect Madonna to be spending more time at her homes in Los Angeles and New York. In fact, Madonna was seen at a NY Yankees game with her manager this past weekend.

Ritchie has been busy working on Sherlock Holmes film and has been seen out spending time with his buddies.

Forecasting future marital problems, Madonna told MTV in 2005 that she “wanted to end everything . . My husband didn’t turn out to be everything I imagined him to be.”

Ouch! Bitch is colder than a witch’s tit!

She added, “Guy can be intolerant of my behavior. But he has certain personality traits which need to change as well.”

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Sandra Bernhard has never been easy on the eyes.

Yeah, this aging bull-dyke is rude, crude and lewd . . but she makes my sick ass laugh. Or at least she used to. I haven’t heard any of her stuff in years!

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Heather Locklear is reportedly reaching out to professionals for help with anxiety and depression problems.

Her boyfriend, Jack Wagner, is supporting her through this ordeal.

Locklear’s publicist, Cece Yorke made a statement to the media saying, “Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment. This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released.”

I love Heather. Let’s hope she receives the treatment she needs. We all go a little nuts sometimes . .

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Can you guess who owns this flabby rear?

Click the butt and find out!

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Why do people continue to insist that Katherine Heigl is hot?  As you can clearly see she has the manners of a two year old and the body of a 60 year old.  Her ass sags like it’s filled with oatmeal and I can only imagine how much of a mess her boobs are.  Guys just drool over her because she’s got a huge rack, but you have to look a bit deeper people.  This bitch is fugly.

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Nadine Velasquez is on “My Name is Earl” which is one of those awful shows NBC claims is great.  No one I know watches that shit and likes it, but Nadine is pretty attractive and Jamie Pressly is on that show so I guess that’s why it gets ratings.  I guess your writing can be shit as long as you cast hot chicks on the show.

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Despite being recently diagnosed with and hospitalized for emphysema, Amy Winehouse has already been photographed smoking.

Amy’s father, Mitch, recently spoke out to the press saying that the disease could possibly kill her if she doesn’t quit drugs and smoking.

“The doctors have told her if she goes back to smoking drugs it won’t just ruin her voice, it will kill her,” he said.

He added that she she may need a permanent oxygen mask and possibly a wheelchair if she doesn’t get healthy.

David H. Nielson, a thoracic surgeon in San Antonio, told Us magazine, “She’s only 24 yet she has the lungs of an 80-year-old . . She’s going to get fatigued [on stage] and have to rest with supplemental oxygen. It will dramatically effect her career. To have this type of emphysema already will likely shorten her life to about 50 years of age,” says Nielson.

50? Bitch won’t make it that long. Not at the rate she is going…

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Malibu Mayor Pamela Ulich has asked Ken Starr (yes, that one) to draw up new city laws involving the paparazzi who work in the celebrity-filled city.

Her plan is to make “buffer zones” for photographers who follow celebs to the beach, she also wants to tax them. She is hoping that the cameramen will “think twice before shoving a camera in your face”.

There have been two situations this week where surfers chased the paparazzi off the beach where Matthew MCConaughey was surfing.

With the internet and paparazzi sites burning up the internet the problem has gotten progressively worse over the past few years.

Ulich hopes to help control the menacing problem.

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Boy George has been refused a visa allowing him to enter the country.

George has scheduled performance dates in the United States for his current tour. He was also set to perform especially for his former colleagues at New York’s Department of Sanitation.

George’s spokesperson says his client is devastated. It would have been the singer’s first performances in the States in a decade.

His attorneys are attempting to get George’s visa approved.

His manager said in a statement, “George is astounded at the decision and is having lawyers here in the States look at it in the hope that someone will change their mind. George has not been convicted of anything in London and there is a presumption in the Western World of innocence until proven guilty. He is clearly not considered any form of risk.  George really would love to come to America and repay his American fans  loyalty and that is why we are asking the U.S. authorities to reconsider their decision.”