Archive for June, 2008

‘Lindsay Is Gay’ Says Mom. Kinda.

Source: yeeeah.com

lindsay_lohan_1.jpg

Dina Lohan continued whoring out her family in the name of ratings at Project Cuddle Friday night. Addressing rumors that her daughter Lindsay is involved in a lesbian relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, she told OK! Magazine

“If [Lindsay’s] happy, I’m happy. That’s all I’ll say. Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years.”

So Dina’s no longer denying it, but she’s not exactly confirming it, either. That’s what’s known in television terms as a “teaser.” The announcer voice would say, “Is Lindsay gay? Isn’t she? Find out on next week’s “Living Lohan,” where Dina scours the tabloids for rumors and then latently substantiates them!” It’s kinda like sitting down to take a dump but only cranking out a couple of farts instead. Nothing of any consequence really happens, and you’re right back where you started, which is either on a toilet or watching a Lohan reality show. Six of one, in my opinion.

Lindsay in L.A. Thursday:

lindsay_lohan_2000.jpglindsay_lohan_3.jpglindsay_lohan_4.jpg
lindsay_lohan_5.jpglindsay_lohan_6.jpglindsay_lohan_7.jpglindsay_lohan_8.jpg

Christina Aguilera Is A Natural Beauty

Source: yeeeah.com

christina_aguilera_breast_implants.jpg

Two years ago, I dressed up as Mystique from X-Men for Halloween. It was the most kick-ass costume ever. I had a bright red wig, yellow contacts, and a blue swimsuit I hand-decorated with blue scales. It took me two and a half hours and almost four bottles of body paint to get ready. Even then, I only had on half as much makeup as Christina Aguilera in the above picture. If Homer Simpson’s makeup gun ever had a “seek and destroy” setting, you’re fucking looking at it right there.

Editor’s note: Ever wondered what a post-op tranny’s tits might look like after a grease fire? Wonder no more!!

More of Frankentits at Luxor’s LAX Nightclub Friday night:

christina_aguilera_breast_implants_1.jpgchristina_aguilera_breast_implants_20.jpgchristina_aguilera_breast_implants_3.jpgchristina_aguilera_breast_implants_50.jpgchristina_aguilera_breast_implants_6.jpg
christina_aguilera_breast_implants_7.jpgchristina_aguilera_breast_implants_8.jpgchristina_aguilera_breast_implants_9.jpgchristina_aguilera_breast_implants_10.jpgchristina_aguilera_breast_implants_11.jpg

John Mayer is Still Dorking It Up

Source: agentbedhead.com

mayer

Here I am having a totally awesome time in Hawaii.” - John Mayer

Dammit, I must be a total dork too, because that totally made me laugh. I really hate that.

Published on June 2nd, 2008 in John Mayer

Petra Nemcova is a Giant

Source: www.derekhail.com

petra nemcova pictures dress blue 1a

I’ve always ragged on Petra Nemcova for looking insanely average for a supermodel, but the more I see her, the more I like her. In pictures, she looks as if any guy has a chance. In reality, she’s about 9 feet tall and could crush you with her pinky. Breaking news. I know.

petra nemcova pictures dress blue 1petra nemcova pictures dress blue 2petra nemcova pictures dress blue 5

Related Articles:
Petra Nemcova pictures

Petra Nemcova looks sexy with a laptop
What the hell is Petra Nemcova wearing?
More Petra Nemcova

Published on June 1st, 2008 in Petra Nemcova

Christina Aguilera is Stacked, Beat

Source: www.derekhail.com

Christina Aguilera Makeup 1a

This past weekend, I ran through Sephora with a baseball bat and shattered hundreds of bottles of makeup. It was a complete mess. Luckily, Christina Aguilera was running right behind me cleaning the floor with her face. Unfortunately, she should have been using her chest as the blue rivers (veins) are absolutely disgusting.

Christina Aguilera Makeup 2Christina Aguilera Makeup 3Christina Aguilera Makeup 4

Related Articles:
Christina Aguilera pregnant pictures
Christina Aguilera Maxim Pictures
Christina Aguilera is half-naked
More Christina Aguilera

Published on June 1st, 2008 in Christina Aguilera


Member of "Hype Media! Network"