Archive for June 30th, 2008
Pamela Anderson Calls Jessica Simpson a Whore
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Pamela Anderson, who is mostly known for her huge fake titties and her hairless vagina, called Jessica Simpson a bitch and a whore for wearing a shirt that said, “Real Girls Eat Meat,” last week.
Anderson, who is a strong supporter of PETA made the comments on Australian radio. She also said that Jessica, “. .was not referring to actual, you know, cows and chickens. I think she was referring to men.”
Of course, that’s just how Pammy thinks. Actually, more like, “Real Girls Screw Guys Who They Lost a Bet To - Then They Marry Them!”
So shut your pie-hole (the small one), Pam. You don’t have a leg to stand on when calling someone a whore.
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Pam’s Whore-ifying Attack on Jessica Simpson (TMZ Exclusive)
Published on June 30th, 2008
in Celebrity Sluts, Dumb Bitches, Jessica Simpson, Oh STFU, Pamela Anderson
Spicy Briefs
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Did Anne Hathaway turn her slimy ex-boyfriend into the FBI before breaking up with him? Raffaello Follieri has a sneaking suspicion that is the case. Hathaway broke up with the con man shortly before his arrest for screwing investors out of millions of dollars. A friend says, “It makes sense. She’s referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up. I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting [him] until she was out of the country.” Follieri claimed to work for the Vatican as the chief financial officer. He was able to purchase properties owned by the Catholic church at huge discounts. He faces up to 20 years in federal prison if convicted and is being held on $21 million bail.
DMX has been arrested in Miami, Florida for the second time in a week. This time he was busted trying to buy $45 worth of cocaine and marijuana from an undercover officer who was taking part in a sting operation last Friday. He is currently being detained at Miami-Dade County jail. The rapper was also arrested the previous Monday (June 23) for driving without a valid license. He was later released on bail. The falling star’s legal troubles are stacking up against him. He was arrested in January for doing 114-mph on a freeway in Arizona, and in May he was charged with suspected drug possession and animal cruelty after raids on his Arizona home found evidence of both. DMX = Dumb Mutha X-er!
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Are Rosie O’Donell and wife Kelli Carpenter splitting up? The New York Post’s Cindy Adams is reporting that might be true. The couple were married on February 26th, 2004 in San Fransisco, adamantly defying George W. Bush’s stance on gay marriage. Rosie said after being married, “We were both inspired to come here after the sitting president made the vile and hateful comments he made. One thought ran through my mind on the plane out here - with liberty and justice for all.” The couple have four children together. UPDATE: O’Donnell’s rep has laughed off the rumor saying, “Rosie thinks that Cindy Adams is a lesbian but she doesn’t know it yet . . She’s going to leave Kelli for Cindy Adams.”
Guy Ritchie’s Mom: There is NO Divorce!
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Madonna and husband of seven years Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce, right?
No so, says Ritchie’s mother, Lady Amber Leighton.
“There’s no conversation about divorce because there is no divorce,” she said.
Rumors have been spreading like wildfire about the couple. It’s been reported that Madge met with super high powered attorney Fiona Shackleton last week, and she was spotted out without her wedding ring this weekend.
Lady Leighton says she wanted to set the record straight because all the media speculation has “pained her”.
“They are no different to most other couples and we all know that being together can be hard sometimes and marriages are not always a bed of roses. I’ll say it one more time, they are not getting divorced; the speculation is TT – that’s total tosh.”
She added that Guy was on his way to New York to spend time with his wife. Guy was indeed photographed at the airport in London on his way to New York, but he too, had no ring.
The Hiltons at “The Good Life” Photo Exhibition Charity Auction
Published on June 30th, 2008
in Benji Madden, Celebrity Families, Kathy Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton
Amy Winehouse is the definition of sexy
Source: www.derekhail.com
I know it may seem impossible to even imagine someone being as beautiful as Amy Winehouse, but you have to. Every woman I meet just never measures up to this ravishing beauty and it’s unfair to keep comparing them. The sexy excessive eye make up, the millions of tattoos, the huge tarter filled gaps between her teeth. It’s all just perfection wrapped up into a crack infested bundle. Gisele, eat your heart out.
Q. How Do You Piss Off The Next President of the United States?
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
A. Simply mix his name up with that of the number one hunted terrorist in the world!
Talk about embarrassing! Do you think that guy still has a job? By the look on Obama’s face, I doubt it.
By the way, Matt Lauer almost did the same thing this morning on The Today Show! (One minute into the video.)
What a Feeling!
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Remember Jennifer Beals of the 1983 film, “Flashdance”?
See what the 44-year-old actress looks like today after the cut!
Wow, she looks fantastic, although she might be stuck in 1993 from the looks of that outfit . .
P.S. I am just going to apologize now for getting “Flashdance” stuck in your head! What a feeling!
Heidi Montag Wants to Record a Christian Album
Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com
Heidi Montag is threatening to put out another album, but this time in a different genre.
‘The Hills’ actress wants to record a Christian album.
Montag, 21, describes herself as a non-denominational Baptist who reads the Bible often.
Before becoming attention-whore-extraordinaire, she considered becoming a missionary in Africa. In fact, she and Spencer have plans to go there in August to “feed children and help build things.”
“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God,” she said.
I hope that Heidi and Spencer are really going there to help and not just for some much needed attention from the press- their reason for doing pretty much everything else in life.
You can’t help but wonder if the camera crew will be tagging along . .
Published on June 30th, 2008
in Attention Whores, Celebrity Religion, Dumb Bitches, Heidi Montag, religion
Oksana Anderson is a WAG
Source: www.derekhail.com
Oksana Andersson is the wife of a soccer player so of course she’s got to have huge fake boobs and love to go topless on the beach and make all the guys jealous. I don’t understand why soccer players are getting all these hot women. I used to play soccer and I had no groupies. Granted, I was 6 years old but still, a few fans would have been nice.
Britney Spears needs to wax her ass
Source: www.derekhail.com
Britney Spears got caught going up some stairs over the weekend and you know when there’s a ton of hungry paparazzi around they are going to get an upskirt shot. I know we didn’t expect it to me very pretty but it looks like she took a messy crap and didn’t wipe very well. Get this broad some wet naps.
Pictures Courtesy: MATRIXPHOTOS.COM
Marisa Miller breaks kids’ zippers
Source: www.derekhail.com
Marisa Miller, the hottest woman on the planet, went on MTV’s TRL and destroyed teenagers pants accross the nation when she gave them all raging boners. I can barely contain myself when I see Marisa, can you imagine a 13 year old kid who’s just discovered the wonders of masterbation? That kid is probably still locked in the bathroom going at it.
