Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

You know, I haven’t checked, but I would be willing to be that those “straight guy” celebrity blogs out there are going to say that yes, Karolina Kurkova is fat.

Because they’re guys and they think they are being snarky. But really, any of those f*ckers would kill to bang this broad. Get real.

Karolina Kurkova, 24, has been mocked by the Brazilian press during Sao Paolo Fashion Week for being slightly heavier than normal. They called out the model for having “love handles, back fat and cellulite.”

Hold up, now is this the same Brazil that was so proudly (and loudly) telling the world that they were banning size zero models just a couple years ago? Funny how fickle the fashion world is. No one relevant has died due to anorexia lately I suppose.

An article in a Brazilian paper said Victoria’s Secret model Karolina “shocked” the audience when she appeared on the runway. I would give the cellulite on my ass to see who the fat f*ck was who wrote the article. No really, I would.

What do you think? Was Karolina unfit to walk the catwalk?

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

One of the leather jackets worn by Angelina Jolie in the movie, Wanted, is up for grabs on the online charity auction site, Charity Folks.

The jacket is black leather, is sized extra small, with a diagonal front zipper and tassles on the zipper pulls.

As this is published the current bid is $1500.00.

All proceeds benefit the PLAN!T NOW, a non-profit organization started by Jolie’s Wanted co-star Morgan Freeman that prepares communities for survival in the event of a natural disaster.

The Auction ends July 1st.

Visit the auction here.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car . . He used to change my diaper!”

- Brooke Hogan defends the photos of her dad, Hulk Hogan, applying suntan lotion to her ass.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

Are Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck on the verge of a split?

Rumors are swirling about the couple, whose 3-year anniversary is this coming Sunday.

No wonder both are always photographed separately - with their daughter Violet but without their spouse.

A spokesperson for Affleck shot down the rumors, as expected, “We usually don’t comment on stuff like this. But you should know sources are liars. If you guys want to do the right thing, you won’t post that item. It’s all BS.”

Who will be the next Bennifer?

Source: www.derekhail.com

I love fake boobs and Audrina Patridge obviously loves to show them off.  I mean do you think she would be getting the same kind of attention if she was flat as a board?  Definitely not.  Fake boobs is a perfect way to get noticed, even if you’re a fugly monster like Tori Spelling.  Look at all the attention she gets.  If she was flat I would give her 15 minutes before she got stoned to death.

Source: www.celebritysmackblog.com

SEXY!

I’m talking about that hot (’56?) Cadillac! Hot damn, I love me some old school hot rods. Anyhow, here’s Mötley Crüe making a grand entrance to the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday in New York.

I wasn’t impressed. The song, Saints of Los Angeles, sounded like any old run-of-the-mill rock song and it lacks originality. Their entrance was far more exciting . .

Source: www.derekhail.com

Dania Ramirez is officially my favorite Heroes broad.  Yea, her storyline is annoying and pretty much useless, but hot damn if she isn’t hot as hell.  She has a spicy face and a hot body and it looks like she’s always ready for a round in the sack.  It’s a good thing I’m always ready too.  I can be ready for sex as fast as 30-45 minutes!  Or as fast as the Viagra kicks in.

Source: www.derekhail.com

What is the world coming to?  Karolina Kurkova is a Victoria Secret Model.  A Victoria Secret Model!  What the hell is she doing?  Why hasn’t she been hitting the gym?  Doesn’t she know that Victoria Secret only takes the best of the best?  I know they airbrush everyone in those magazines, but if this ass is left unresolved, it’s going to turn into a sticky spandex covered mess.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Dear Old Guy,

I’m sure you pulled alot of women back in your day.  I see from the lack of a ring on your finger that you are either divorced or your bachelor life was too awesome to give up.  You should however revise your technique on how you check women out, even if they are celebrities.  Yes Jessica Biel has a hot ass, but geez man, you might as well have dropped to your knees and wagged your tongue out.  You’re a bafoon.

Source: www.derekhail.com

Try and guess which one of these is more famous.  One is a old retired model who can probably still get work because she looks like she’s stayed in decent shape.  The other like to eat Greyhound busses as an afternoon snack.  Have you figured it out?  You’re clever!