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Michael Jackson caricature, Rolling Stone magazine, September 24, 1987.

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I’ve never really liked Shaq. Yea, he seems funny and likable in interviews, but he’s a big baby. He always trashes people he’s played with. When he left Orlando, he trashed his teammates. When he left the Lakers, he trashed his teammates. When he left Miami, he trashed his teammates. Guaranteed when he leaves Phoenix, he will trash his teammates. That’s why it comes to no surprise that he’s trashing Kobe in an “impromptu freestyle rap”. It just sounds scripted except for the Kobe comments, where he noticed it gets a rowdy reaction from the crowd so of course he goes on repeating it. I really hope this whole “feud” thing dies between these two. It’s getting to be idiotic.

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I’ll just warn you now, this video is very disturbing.

In it you can see just how bad Graziano was injured - half his skull is missing.

Equally disturbing is the soundtrack that goes along with the video, so I’d suggest turning the volume off.

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• Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan spent another weekend together in Los Angeles. The couple enjoyed time together as Lindsay was on a break from filming, Labor Pains. The girls were spotted dining at a burger joint on Saturday and shopping at Kidrobot on Melrose Avenue Sunday. Sources say that the couple are doing better than ever after having a public spat in an L.A. restaurant earlier this month. A source told the Us Weekly, “I’ve never seen Lindsay like this. They really do love each other and are trying to figure out the next step. When they are ready to go public, they will.”

• So much for being Jenny from the block, what a load of shit that was . . J-Lo played the supreme diva while shopping last week at the Catherine Malandrino boutique on Manhasset’s Miracle Mile, near where she lives with Marc Anthony. “She demanded the store be shut down for her to shop alone, but they said, ‘Absolutely not,’ ” said a NY Post source. “Then one of her eight-person entourage, including two bodyguards with their guns showing, was yelling at the clerk that Jennifer gets a 50 percent discount. Jennifer also tried on about a million outfits, then just threw it all in a pile in the dressing room and didn’t buy one thing.” Cuz’ she’s real, remember?

• Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson, constantly on-again, off-again, are once again on-again, as you have probably already heard. Pammy recently dished to Radar magazine that her ex-husband/current boyfriend keeps tabs on her by setting up a Google Alert on her. So basically every time her name is mentioned on the internet, like this post, he will receive an email. That way he can see anything posted about his aging bimbo online. Pamela said, “For some reason, Tommy has me Google Alerted. He’ll always be like, ‘What’s this?’ ‘What’s this?’ He gets every single thing. And I’m like, ‘Honey! Stop Google Alerting me!’ He loves me. I love him. But I don’t Google Alert him.”

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I know this is totally off topic and random, but I stumbled upon a gallery of women dressed up like Wonder Woman.  Luckily there are no fat chicks dressed up and most of the women are pretty attractive.  It’s rare that you don’t find a fatty thrown in there.  Fattys love to dress up in sexy outfits.  I don’t know why or how they even FIND costumes in sizes like that, but they love it.  Let’s put an end to Fattys in small outfits.  It’s time.

Check out the Wonder Woman Gallery here.

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Blake Lively may think she’s clever wearing that partially see through dress, but she’s not fooling me.  I can see right through it.  It’s one of my superpowers, along with the power to ejaculate prematurely in any situation.  On a side note, what the hell is that on her arm.  It looks like someone left her dog in the dryer too long.

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Comedy legend George Carlin died of heart failure on Sunday.

Carlin, who had a history of heart trouble, went into St. John’s Medical Center in Santa Monica on Sunday afternoon complaining of chest pain and died later that evening, said his publicist, Jeff Abraham. He had performed as recently as last weekend at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas.

George Carlin was awesome.  I had no idea he was even still doing Live performances.  It seems like all the kick ass comedians are dying and we’re being left with hacks like Jim Bob the Redneck Idiot.  In case you were living in a rock and didn’t know who George Carlin was, here’s a few minutes to remind you.

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Miranda Kerr is trying her hardest to become the main Victoria Secret model.  She’s showing off her body any way she can, but it’s not going to work Miranda.  Marisa Miller has that title on lock and batting those eyes and swaying your hips won’t take it from her.  You hear me Miranda?  I won’t let you!

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I can’t imagine a girl who’s built like Vida Guerra being any good at sports, yet here she is playing baseball for charity.  This is dumb.  No one cares if this chick plays baseball.  Why don’t they put her in a wet T-Shirt contest for charity.  You want to earn money?  Throw Jessica Simpson, Jessica Biel, and a few Victoria Secret models in there, it will be the biggest fund raiser of all time.