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David Beckham for Armani, looking splendid, just splendid! :clapshands:

Do you think it’s real? Heh.

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When I first saw this shot I thought hottie Eva Mendes was standing next to a really fug cardboard cutout of Fergie Ferg!

Damn, she looks like she has taken one too many shots to the face . . and not like that, you sicko.

Whitney Houston, is that you? Oh, it’s Eve, doing a damn good impression of the R&B diva! Then there’s Kimora Lee Simmons who looks bloated, tired and evil. I love to hate that bitch!

The fug honorable mentions were Perry Farrell, who I freaking adore, and Chloe Sevigny, who is also just a rocking babe.

Those Popeye looking mofo’s (Madden brothers) were there too, along with Nicole Richie, who has managed to keep some weight on..

Hilary and Haylie Duff also attended the event. Can you find two things that match on Hilary? Me either. This time it’s Haylie who looks amazing.

And then there was Janet. It looks like Miss Jackson borrowed LaToya’s wig. I think JJ is back on the carb diet again too . .

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A 52-year-old California woman is suing Victoria’s Secret after she suffered an injury while trying on a thong.

Marcrida Patterson was on this morning’s Today show with her lawyer. She explained that as she put on the “low-rise v-string” a decorative metal piece flew off and hit her in the eye. She claims she has permanent damage to her cornea.

The lawsuit does not mention a monetary amount for damages.

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Ok, I posted this yesterday afternoon but it was one of the posts that I lost, so in case you missed it here it is again.

It’s Derrick Barry, a 24-year-old Britney Spears impersonator, and this guy is GOOD! Britney needs to hire this guy to stage a comeback for her!

Love it!

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Jamie Lynn Spears popped out her little Cheeto eatin’ monkey today.

Maddie Briann was born at approximately 9:30am in a Mississippi hospital.

Big sister Britney, father Jamie and brother Bryan all flew into town yesterday to be there when the child was born. Mom Lynne has been with Jamie for sometime, helping her prepare for the baby.

A source says, “Just the family was there. Everyone is healthy and happy.”

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Steve Carell is hilarious and Anne Hathaway is hot and probably a tiger in bed (something I base solely on the fantasies in my head). That being said, Get Smart will probably be a kick ass movie. That’s it. I just thought I would share that.

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In yet another ridiculous law suit, a fat chick is trying to get some quick cash because she’s not pretty enough to dress like an attractive woman.

A California woman is suing Victoria’s Secret, claiming she was injured while trying on a thong.

52-year-old Marcrida Patterson — who appeared on Thursday’s Today show with her lawyer — says she slipped on a “low-rise v-string” (part of the company’s “Sexy Little Thing” line) when a decorative metal piece flew off and struck her in the eye.

I’m willing to bet that this 52 year old woman is an ogre and the thong snapped because it’s not supposed to be stretched to that extreme.  She probably grabbed the smallest size and spent 20 minutes in the dressing room trying to put it on.  The judge should throw her in prison and make her wear a burlap sack for the rest of her life.

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Gemma Atkinson hit the beach with her boyfriend the other day but since we don’t care about him, I’ve managed to crop him out of all the photos.  So even though she’s holding a paddle and it seems she’s playing with her man on the beach, let’s imagine she’s playing with her equally hot friend and after she messes up they laugh and fall down on the beach.  Then after an awkward pause they start kissing and invite me up to their room.  Yes, let’s imagine that.