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Gisele shed her top but placed her hand in the way and went topless for GQ this month.  Even though she’s done some topless shoots in the past, she should really do more.  It’s really unfair that only Tom Brady gets to see her nude on a regular basis.  No one man should have that much success AND get to see Gisele naked all the time.

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Matt McC - Rock Out Before It Pops Out

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• Tori Spelling’s precious pug has died. Mimi LaRue, 11, died of natural causes on Tuesday. Tori said, “She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud!” LaRue died at home and had been suffering from neck and hip problems for years. “I’m devastated. I’m convinced she waited around to make sure I had the daughter I always dreamt about before she left us . . She was not just a dog but a fashion icon and legend amongst Hollywood dogs. She received fan e-mail on a regular basis, and I often joked she got sent more designer clothes than me! She was a loving pet and a true diva to the end.”

• The funeral for Tim Russert took place this morning at the Holy Trinity Catholic Church in Washington D.C. Tim’s son Luke and wife Maureen Orth paid their respects along with a slew of well known individuals. NBC anchor Brian William, Matt Lauer, Tom Brokaw, Maria Shriver, Katie Couric, Bryant Gumball and Senators John Kerry, Barack Obama and John McCain were among those at the memorial service. Luke eulogized his father, keeping it light at times, saying, “My dad’s favorite philosopher was Yogi Berra. He couldn’t get enough Yogi-isms in his life. One of his favorites was ‘You should always go to other people’s funerals because they would come to your funeral.’ And I am sure that Tim Russert will be at all of your funerals.”

• Jennifer Lopez made graduation day very special for a lucky group of Staten Island, New York, elementary school students Tuesday. The star dropped into P.S. 37, a school for autistic children, on Tuesday, where she performed “Let’s Get Loud” for a group of eight 10- and 11-year-olds, the Associated Press reports. Teacher Kathy Amati told the AP that after her students saw a video of the song, they wanted to watch it every day, learn the lyrics, and practice Lopez’s dance moves. Inspired, they wrote letters to Lopez, who was so charmed that she decided to come to their graduation.

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Junkie Amy Winehouse has received the cold, hard truth from doctors at a private London hospital who have warned her to quit her drug habit or face an untimely death.

Amy, who has been at the hospital since Monday, had tests ran after collapsing at her home in Camden. According to reports, doctors ran the tests to see what was ailing her. They came back “inconclusive,” which I don’t believe unless these doctors are complete morons.

Anyhow, the drugs have taken quite a toll on the 24-year-old and apparently doctors have sternly warned her that if she doesn’t get clean soon she will absolutely die young.

A source told The Sun, “She might have escaped this time, but eventually she won’t get up again. The only thing to stop that happening is if she quits drugs.”

I truly hope she cleans herself up but really I think she may be too far gone to turn back. Not that it couldn’t be done, I just don’t think she honestly realizes that she is dying. I mean, doesn’t she look in the mirror sometimes and go, “What the f*ck am I doing to myself?!”

If I was her parent I would be doing anything in my power to get, and keep, her in rehab. Hell, if I had to stay with her and go through it with her I would. If somebody doesn’t step up and really support this kid she’s going to become just another Rock n’ Roll casualty . .

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This is an audio clip of Donald Trump talking smack about former Penthouse Pet/Playboy model and clinical psychologist & sex author, Dr. Victoria Zdrok, who claimed to have dated him some years ago.

In an interview with Steppin’ Out magazine Zdrok dished about dating the Don, basically saying that he was an arrogant ass. Shocking!

She claims that Trump only talked about himself, constantly rambled about how he was much better looking off-camera, said his exes Marla Maples and Ivana Trump were ugly and skinny, and he often bragged, “Once you make love to me, you’ll never be able to make love to anybody else.”

Oh my gawd, a little burp just came up. Stay down, lunch!

Anyhow, Trump caught wind of the article and responded via telephone to the man who originally interviewed Zdrok for the magazine, journalist Chaunce Hayden.

In the audio tape you hear Trump sound like the usual prick that he is, calling the girl a “f**king third-rate hooker,” and saying how completely unattractive that she is - far too ugly for him to date..

Look in the mirror fatass! Trump, you are seriously one of the most disgusting looking, crusty old f*cks in the business. You are overweight, have f*cked up hair, and a mangled face. There is nothing attractive about you! Your wife is simply a “third-rate hooker” for marrying your ass! He probably makes that bitch work for it too. I’m sure she has tasted his ass on more than a few occasions!

Dude, if you weren’t wealthy you’d be banging fat smelly bitches in trailer parks . . if you were lucky!

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Derrick Barry, 24, a Britney Spears impersonator on America’s Got Talent.

Britney should hire this guy to do a comeback show in her place…he could totally pull it off!

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Gisele Bundchen landed the July cover of GQ magazine, stripping down to only a bra and a pair of those hot skater socks.

Either you love her or you think she has a man-face, but there is no denying that she has an amazing body.

On whether or not she has a “signature expression”: “A photo is a story. Who will be this woman? Who will be wearing those sexy tops with boys’ underwear? I try to understand. Who is she? What kind of mood is she in? Like, whatever, I’m in my bedroom. I’m like, my boyf—”

On approaching men: “I’ve always been in serious relationships. I meet someone and date him for a long period. I don’t sit there thinking, like, ‘I wonder if I can seduce that guy.’ I have other things in my mind.”

On the various rumors about her: “People are unbelievable. The other day a girl on my plane was pulling my hair. She was like, “I just want to check if—” This is all my hair, by the way. I did not have extensions, let me tell you.”

On the reports that she’s the highest paid model in the world: “Do you think that’s important to me? Look, this is my job. I take pictures. There is no big deal. I would like to know who this reporter is finding out all of these amounts. And I would like him to talk to my accountant and figure out where is the cash that’s missing. Because I haven’t seen it.”

On telling the Boston Herald that Tom Brady is “not too shabby” back in 2005 when shown a photo of him: “Look, I’m Brazilian. I had never seen football before. I’m freezing, and all I’m thinking is, when can I go back to New York City? I didn’t understand why they were all hitting each other. Now I do, but I didn’t. I just wanted to get out of there, so I’m just gonna say what you say to get out of a conversation. If he had been any other guy, I would have said the same thing. We met through a friend who knew us both for a long time. Believe me, I didn’t even remember [the picture of Brady]. Our friend knew that we would like each other. And we did. So I guess he was right.”

On her relationship with Tom: “I think we have a lot of things in common, and I think he is a really great person. He really, genuinely doesn’t have a bad bone in his body. And he is a very positive person.”

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I love George!

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‘While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown.  Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.’

- P. Diddy explains his grooming routine before a big night on the town . . like we care.

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Junkie Amy Winehouse has received the cold, hard truth from doctors at a private London hospital who have warned her to quit her drug habit or face an untimely death.

Amy, who has been at the hospital since Monday, had tests ran after collapsing at her home in Camden. According to reports, doctors ran the tests to see what was ailing her. They came back “inconclusive,” which I don’t believe unless these doctors are complete morons.

Anyhow, the drugs have taken quite a toll on the 24-year-old and apparently doctors have sternly warned her that if she doesn’t get clean soon she will absolutely die young.

A source told The Sun, “She might have escaped this time, but eventually she won’t get up again. The only thing to stop that happening is if she quits drugs.”

I truly hope she cleans herself up but really I think she may be too far gone to turn back. Not that it couldn’t be done, I just don’t think she honestly realizes that she is dying. I mean, doesn’t she look in the mirror sometimes and go, “What the f*ck am I doing to myself?!”

If I was her parent I would be doing anything in my power to get, and keep, her in rehab. Hell, if I had to stay with her and go through it with her I would. If somebody doesn’t step up and really support this kid she’s going to become just another Rock n’ Roll casualty . .

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Anna Lynne McCord is slated to take part in the upcoming 90210 remake.  She’s set to play the popular high school bad girl who naturally, has to be a total whore.  High school bad girls have to be sluts, that’s just how it works.  Too bad I didn’t go to school with any “bad girls”.  The girls in my high school might as well have been nuns.  Maybe that’s why I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 25. Yea, that HAS to be it.