This creepy guy is helping make Maria Menounos’ 30th birthday a memorable one. By supplying her with “the creepy guy in all the pictures”, she’s got a story to tell her grandkids. That’s why I think she should invite me to her next party. Nto only am I willing to be “that guy”, I’m willing to be the one that plows her at the end of the night. Two guys for the price of one! What a bargain!
I’m not sure I believe this one. At least I don’t think it led to the absolute demise of George Clooney and Sarah Larsen’s relationship, but then again, who knows.
Sources are saying that one of the reasons that the couple broke up is because George didn’t like Sarah’s new boobs!
The former cocktail server had them done in May despite Clooney expressing he wished she didn’t.
“George really didn’t want her to get the boob job. She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed,” a source told In Touch Weekly.
As for the breakup, Larsen never saw it coming.
“They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they’d broken up and freaked out because George hadn’t told her anything. He had to explain himself because she’d found out with the rest of the world.”
Apparently Sarah loves her new boobies and is hoping to pose for Playboy (of course) now that she is single and trying to claw her sorry ass to the top . . or even the bottom rung.
A friend says, “She likes her new body so much that she would consider posing for Playboy. Now that she’s famous, she’d never go back to cocktailing.”
Second take on your summer supererogative, boys and girls: today’s mighty vessel is the former Wonderbra model known as Eva Herzigova. You remember — “Hello, boys!” On second thought, maybe that should read “Goodbye, boys!” Like, “We’re heading south for the winter!” The “wonder” in “wonderbra” must have been less of an adjective and more of a underwire-reinforced triple foam padding enhancer.
Because there just isn’t enough shit on television, Brody Jenner is getting his own “reality” show on MTV. Hear that? That was the sound of a million people dry-heaving at once. According to People
Bromance features guy contestants who “will compete… in hopes of joining [Jenner's] entourage. Each episode will feature one “group date” with Jenner and contestants will also get one-on-one time with him.
The contestants will be whittled down in “Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies.” Unlucky “bros” will be forced to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet, in their swimsuits, luggage in hand.
“Group date?” “Hot tub?!” “Dripping wet?!!” “Bachelor pad?!!” Jesus, why don’t they just call the show “Who Wants All of Their Buddies Back Home to Call Them a Faggot for the Rest of Their Lives?” At least there’s a little more dignity in that. “Bromance” sounds like it should be part of a personal ad for gays seeking casual sex. Single white male 5′10″ 185 seeks non-smoker male 18-45 for companionship, bromance, and all around good time! Must love gyms, cosmos, and barebacking on meth. Call 555-ANAL and ask for Brody.
The world premiere for Angelina Jolie’s new movie, Wanted, has been unexpectedly canceled, fueling rumors that the actress may be close to giving birth. The premiere was set for tomorrow in London but Jolie’s co-star, James McAvoy, announced the cancellation on his blog, and the news was confirmed by the movie’s spokesperson. Yesterday the cast was in Berlin promoting the movie, minus Angelina. A source says that Angelina has been told by doctors not to travel far from the south of France, where she has been staying with Brad and the clan.
In bizarre news, a baby was born with an extra penis on his back. He was born to Li Jun, 30, and his mother, (unnamed) who live in Hejian city in central China’s Henan province. The baby boy was brought to Tianjin Childrens’ Hospital on May 27th to have the extra appendage removed. The condition, which is extremely rare, is called ‘Fetus in Fetu’, or ‘FIF’. The surgery took place on June 6th and it took doctors more than three hours to remove the penis. The baby is said to be recovering nicely. Oh there are so many jokes I could crack, but I’ll refrain as I’m sure you can easily think of your own…
Shia LaBeouf is apologizing today after a video of the star popped up all over the internet yesterday showing him drunk and acting like a total moron. In it, Shia begs his buddy to bitch slap him by taunting him and calling him a “faggot”. Members of the gay community were outraged by the video that has since been removed by YouTube. LaBeouf’s publicist says, “The videotape that is currently being circulated is several years old and captures Shia playing a game among friends in which he uses a derogatory word toward a friend. He regrets having used the word in any capacity and is very embarrassed that this footage is being seen by anyone.”
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In non-celebrity but worth mentioning news, Celebrity Smack reader Mark Irvin is raising money for Muscular Dystrophy in Grand Junction, Colorado. He’s done this for the last 4 years by sitting in a shopping basket until he raises his goal. His last goal was $6,000 and he sat in a shopping basket 24/7 for 4 days. This is Mark’s last year doing this, and his goal is $10,000 this time. For those in the area, he’ll be at the Grand Junction Safeway (Patterson Rd.) on July 12th. Check him out.
Brooke Hogan recently spoke with E! channel’s Michael Yo (off-air) about her mother’s relationship with a boy man who is 29-years younger.
“I’m totally freaked out,” she admitted. “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”
The blond youngster whom Linda has sunk her meathooks into is Charley Hill, 19 - a former classmate of Brooke and Nick’s!
“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us.”
Brooke also confessed that she is struggling to deal with all the scandal that has been tearing her family apart.
She said, “I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family. I’m actually on my way to see Nick now. You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It’s crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.”
Ok, first off. The age. I’m not usually bothered too much by age differences, but it’s obvious that Linda is trying to jump start her stale sex-life or she is trying to prove something. Most likely both. She wants to prove that she still “has it” and is still a hot commodity. I highly doubt she actually has a connection with a 19-year old. I mean, c’mon, she’s pushing 50. It’s all about the dick, baby.
And doesn’t Gnarly Charley looks like a 19-year-old Hulkster!? Kinda creepy - although not quite as creepy as Hulk dating a chick that looks like his daughter’s twin I suppose!
[Below: Hulk talks to Larry King about Nick and God]
Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen are headed back to court — this time over whether to vaccinate their two children. TMZ says
Charlie is convinced vaccinations are poison. We got hold of a threatening letter Charlie’s lawyer sent to the pediatrician last month, advising him Sheen did not consent to any treatment and promising legal retribution if he doesn’t listen.
Apparently, the doctor for the kids has been siding with Denise.
Well, at the very least, those girls both need an inoculation for the HPV virus. Chances are they’re going to acquire it when they get knocked up as teenagers and begin the descent into exotic-dancers-turned-porn-star-drug-addicts. And also the vaccine for “fucking crazy.” As soon as it’s invented, of course.
Denise at the Pediatric AIDS Foundation on Sunday:
After Britney Spears made a cameo in their latest video, the Pussycat Dolls have set their sights on an even bigger train wreck — singer Amy Winehouse. According to The Sun
The Pussycat Dolls now want to sex up Amy Winehouse. [Lead singer] Nicole [Scherzinger] said: “We would love to hook up with Amy. I am not sure what Amy thinks of us but I think we can make something sexy that will sell.”
What I’m imagining is something kinda like Michael Jackson’s “Thriller,” only with more tranny prostitutes and scabbing. And what about the issue of how to pack that much sexiness into one four-minute song? Cue a toilet plunger and a little syrup of ipecac, baby!
Bulky super-tanned bleach-blonde Linda Hogan has landed her self a new man since splitting from bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde wrestler Hulk Hogan — she’s dating the bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde former classmate of her daughter Brooke (who, in case you didn’t already know, also happens to be a bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde, similar to the bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde her father is now dating)! According to Nine MSN
Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife Linda has a new beau - she’s 48, he’s 19! And to make matters worse, the boy, Charlie, went to school with Linda’s daughter Brooke - and he was in the grade below her!
“I personally don’t like it at all or condone it,” moans Brooke. “But she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”
With the whole goddamn family looking like shemale versions of each other, I’ve got my money on seven or eight Mai Tais before Linda accidentally ends up in bed with her own daughter. Excuse me now while I go gouge out my mind’s eye.
The world premiere for Angelina Jolie’s new movie, Wanted, 
In bizarre news, a baby was 
Shia LaBeouf 
