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Well, Trent Reznor is giving away more free shit. This time, with NIN: Lights In The Sky, you can download a free EP that features Nine Inch Nails as well as the supporting acts from the group’s upcoming summer tour schedule:

the EP contains five high quality, DRM-free, fully-tagged MP3 files from a place to bury strangers, does it offend you, yeah?, crystal castles, deerhunter, and nine inch nails. your download will also include cover art and a pack of digital extras.

If you are a Nine Inch Nails fan and haven’t yet caught the group live, then you’re completely missing out on a prolonged Reznorgasm of your own. Aside from the obvious aesthetic benefits of a sweaty Trent Reznor, the supporting acts are, generally speaking, pretty damn entertaining. Back in November 1994 (gawd, that makes me feel old), I was fortunate enough to catch Trent and his posse during the NIN: Further Down The Spiral tour. Although the opening acts, a then unknown Marilyn Manson as well as the utterly freakish Jim Rose Circus, were rather bizarre, Nine Inch Nails’ performance more than made up for the trauma of witnessing Manson simulating masturbation with a prosthetic black dildo and watching Rubberman totally freak out a scorpion. Good times, mates.

Imagery: lolnin.com

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Leelee Sobieski reminds me of a younger, hotter version of Helen Hunt. I cannot look at a picture of her and not see Helen!

[CelebUtopia]

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It depends on what your definition of “screwed” is. The unbelievably long, tedious presidential primary campaign may be over, just in time for the excitement of the unbelievably long, tedious post-primary/pre-convention presidential campaign. Still, the shit hasn’t quite finished hitting the fan. The latest issue of Vanity Fair features a hit piece on Bill Clinton which suggests that Billy Jeff was less than an asset to Hillary’s campaign. But, on the upside, Bill was nailing groupies like he was David Coverdale on a Whitesnake reunion tour. The innuendo about Bill’s Excellent Road Trip included this quote:

Over the last few years, aides have winced at repeated tabloid reports about Clinton’s episodic friendship and occasional dinners out with Belinda Stronach, a twice-divorced billionaire auto-parts heiress and member of the Canadian Parliament 20 years his junior, or at more recent high-end Hollywood dinner-party gossip that Clinton has been seen visiting with the actress Gina Gershon in California.

Fairly innocuous—no stubborn dress stains or anything—and Gina’s own reputation is less than spotless. Nevertheless, linking the star of Bound and Showgirls to a guy like Bill Clinton was evidently a bit much. Ms. Gershon demanded an immediate retraction from Vanity Fair, and hired the law firm of Lavely & Singer to defend her good name.

Lavely & Singer, incidentally, is serious business. The firm handles numerous cases like this, and their reputation suggests they’re entirely capable of ripping Vanity Fair’s editors a whole series of new orifices that they never, ever wanted. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the Hollywood definition of “screwed.”

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Did Benji Madden’s super-sperm manage to break through the Bermuda Triangle of STDs and impregnate Paris Hilton?

Some think so, others think Paris is just sticking her bloated bulimic gut out as a publicity stunt. Regardless, she does look like she could be pregs, but c’mon, we all know this dumb bitch, she’ll do anything for press.

US Weekly is reporting that Paris’ spokesperson is denying reports.

There’s still hope!

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John Lydon, a.k.a. ‘Johnny Rotten‘ of The Sex Pistols, is being sued by a former female assistant who claims she was assaulted by the legendary punk icon.

Roxane Davis, who was employed by the show Lydon was working on at the time, filed a lawsuit in Los Angeles today claiming he hit her and verbally attacked her.

She alleges that he and another assistant (who went by the name of ‘Rambo’) unleashed on her after she failed to book them rooms at the Ritz Carlton with adjoining doors.

She says Lydon “cocked back his fist … and punched her in the face” and called her “a fat f**king c*nt, f**king c*nt, and fat f**king whore.”

Davis says she complained to her employer about the abuse she was taking, “but the complaints fell on deaf ears.”

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The man posing with Miley Cyrus in some of her recent MySpace pics has finally been identified. Nine MSN reports

Miley Cyrus has been snapped cozying up to a new guy - seven years her senior! The tween superstar, already no stranger to controversy, appears in the shots [kissing one of her back up] dancers ‘Ryan.’

I’m sure 22-year olds and 15-year olds have tons in common. Like, um, MySpace… and other stuff. Like some guy once said, “The language of love needs no translation.” It’s just written in all caps acronyms and punctuated with emoticons so your hater parents can’t understand any of it. GG PAW — KPC 4EVR!!!

On the set of her latest music video:

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“My dad lives in Montana in a tepee, and he gets cold, so he comes up to my house for the winters and stays in the garage. He’s got an air mattress set up for him; it’s very comfortable. I love him, but we have similar tastes. Living in close proximity, we get into little battles. Over the fridge, over supplies, just everyday average stuff. Toothpaste, clean towels… it becomes a little overbearing, so we keep him in the garage.”

- Shia LaBeouf’s 60-year-old dad, Jeffrey, sometimes lives in the garage of his home

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Kirstie Alley Rides The Fatty Roller Coaster (TMZ Exclusive)

So everyone is freaking out about Kirstie Alley gaining weight once again.

After months of being out of the spotlight Alley reemerged publicly looking heavy and back to her former weight. Despite having announced back in February that she would be launching her own diet plan to help those who suffer from yo-yo dieting, it appears she has fallen victim to her old ways.

TMZ released this video of a female staffer talking about Alley’s weight gain. The only problem? She’s not exactly a size 0 either. In fact the woman in the video who calls Kirstie Alley “huge” could probably use a phone call to Jenny herself.

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Again, this doesn’t quite amuse us as much as the fact that Ewan McGregor Is A Fruit, but it will have to do:

Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Natalie Imbruglia have been filming in Romania. They recently filmed a wedding scene at night outside the capital’s Ramada Hotel. One of the guests, irritated at being kept awake (and because the bar had been closed for cast and crew use) decided he’d had enough and chucked an orange at the actors… catching Ashton right in the face.

Well, that’s what Ashton gets for not commissioning the entire hotel! Then again, affording quarterly plastic surgery for one’s wife comes at a steep price, so cutting corners has to start somewhere. What a jackass.

Thanx to Popbitch.

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A paparazzo, Edwin Merino, 30, has been arrested and charged with stalking Jamie Lynn Spears and the father of her baby, Casey Aldridge, in Liberty, Mississippi.

Merino, denies that he was stalking the younger Spears, but insists he was singled out because he was the only photographer in the small town.

“I’ve seen the young man Casey in pictures. I haven’t worked on them myself. The first time I got a good look at him was in court,” said Merino.

He admits he followed the couple for four days while in Liberty, but insists he kept his distance and used a long lens camera. He adds that he didn’t get any good shots of Jamie Lynn during his time in Liberty, until he went to Walmart to buy some deodorant.

“The one picture I got was kind of by luck. I got lucky when I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant.”

The cameraman posted bond Tuesday and is scheduled to appear in court next week. All in all he says his trip was “a waste.”

Merino is the same photographer who once captured older sister Britney Spears without any panties on. That must have been the high point of his career. So of course this trip was a waste, he was probably hoping for exclusive upskirt uterus shots of Jamie Lynn or something.

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Anne Hathaway sported an hideous fake orange tan yesterday on the set of her new movie “Bride Wars.” A legal squabble later erupted between the producers of the film and Paris Hilton, who claims exclusive rights to the colors Burnt Sienna, Vivid Tangerine, Raw Ochre, and Neon Carrot. Also something called the “Double Bubble Blowjob” and “felching.” Reps for either side were unavailable for comment.

With Kate Hudson on set:

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Lily Allen is apologizing for her drunken behavior at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards on Tuesday. She writes on her MySpace blog

“This time I’m putting my hands up, I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk, I feel awful… Kids, drink responsibly or you’ll end up looking like this, not pretty!

I don’t know what the hell she’s talking about. No one I know ever accused her of being pretty. A grown-up version of that girl in your tenth grade English class that wrote cliched poems on her arms and refused to let grunge die its slow flannel death, yes. Tubby and party-hat nippled, yes. Pretty, no. Frankly, if she’s going to start apologizing, she might want to start with one of those other ones first.

Nursing hangover before going to the Royal Academy of Arts summer exhibition party: